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"well, they were a pretty big deal. like, demolishing-all-of-junior-hockey's-stats kind of deal. like patenting the zimmermann-parson no-look one-timer kind of deal."

[tater-mashkov]

i want to start a very short new webcomic--like 5 chapters--but the last time i said that exact phrase -> ??? -> alexei mashkov

[tater-mashkov]

Krycek:

You have to love unhinged guys

Mashkov:

He's fun! He's supportive! He's talented! He's the best friend an anxious bisexual Canadian professional hockey player living in their father's shadow could ask for!

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[tater-mashkov]

it’s may 5th, bitches.

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Holster goes into Samwell thinking he’s gonna hate Jack because Jack’s soooo talented at hockey and soooo well connected and soooo rich but he actually hates Jack because Holster mentioned SNL and Jack was like “Oh. Is that … a class”

[tater-mashkov]

Jack’s name in Holster’s phone is something like “🙄 🙄 🙄” and Holster’s name in Jack’s phone is just “Adam Birkholtz (hockey)”

[tater-mashkov]

Him <3

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OMGCP AU where both Guy and Georgia are very much queer and have partners that they keep lowkey for professional reasons. Back in the day, they were both each other’s beards for a long while after they made eye contact in a gay bar literally 2 hours after meeting formally.

They mainly did it because Guy was dating a dude named George at the time and it reduced slip-ups, and Georgia was a lesbian who was like “This guy’s named Guy who looks like the opposite of a lesbian.” By the time of the comic, people still rib about them being “old flames” when they both side-eye each other.

The problems occur after Jack comes out to the team, and Guy and Georgia both try to show him solidarity and stuff. Except, neither Jack nor Bitty notice that Guy and Georgia are both queer. Even worse? Jack still thinks he’s the only queer person on the team.

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jack zimmermann, ending up on film twitter for some reason: hey bits what's a dream blunt rotation and why is my mom on all of them

[tater-mashkov]

I love rarepairs bc people who ship them are literally like I think these characters should fuck. There is absolutely nothing to support this statement. I still think they should fuck though

[tater-mashkov]

alexei mashkov who comes out because “everyone always say ‘oh zimmboni first out gay hockey player’ but it’s not even true! zimboni first out BI hockey player, never get it right! i’m first out gay hockey player. right now. now press get it right, yes?”

[tater-mashkov]

there HAS to be a reason for this

[tater-mashkov]

youve heard the patater au where tater hooks up with kent while playing for the aces before hes traded to the falcs, but have you considered instead a pre canon potatomann au where taters spending his off season with some nhl vet friend of bobs while he adjusts to the US and ends up hooking up with bad bob zimmermanns sad boy son

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absolutely adore the idea of bitty going from being the Haus Virgin to fucking his pro athlete bf on a Tuesday night loud enough for the boys to hear through their mario kart tourney downstairs

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the falcs make a tik tok account for the team and give the players turns to make videos, and everyone usually does some trend or funny dance. but jack goes around and films the player’s reactions to the phrase “bitty didn’t make sandwich stuff this week”

[tater-mashkov]

holster when ransom and march start dating