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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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shoutout to autistics who always grew up excluded without knowing why. people who were subtly left out of conversations, not invited to events, not welcomed in groups. people who were brushed off and told they're overthinking it, but always knew they were different. people who are now told they're overly sensitive to rejection, but who have good reason to be so suspicious.

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William P. Welsh - Burlesque Queen (1941)

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My piece for @invinciblezine's 'In the Footsteps of Fate' FE Lords Zine! I drew Azura crowning Corrin as Queen of Valla.

Please check out the full zine! Everyone worked hard on it, and its truly amazing!

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Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

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my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States

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English added by me :)

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Modern Male Witch Project, by Brenna-Ivy on Tumblr and Society6

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I had a wild ass fucking dream where Iruma motherfucking Jyuto went undercover as a geisha at the Pizza Hut. He wasn’t waitressing or making food, he was just there to flirt with customers and they had a whole barracks for what I am now referring to as the “pizza sluts”.

But yeah, apparently he needed evidence on someone or something and his hair dryer was rigged to catch fire and the fire destroyed the mattress that had the DNA evidence he needed and he was framed for the fire and fired from the Pizza Hut conclave of Pizza Sluts.

Then I woke up. What a cliffhanger.

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i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like