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which bat-sibling of jason does reader get along with the most tho, who do you think?🤔
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In terms of like natural flow of conversation and comfort—Dick. It’s hard not to get along with him, much to Jason’s dismay. But I think down the line you’d eventually end up closest with Damian, though he would never ever admit it. Tim’s there too.
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so I’m half proud and half in shock
So it’s the last week of school, and my ela teacher is making us write speeches bc he’s a dick (jk he’s the goat except for this tho)
but basically one of my friends literally was like “nah g idgaf abt this my grade can take it” and I kid you not made his entire speech the fucking Bee Movie.
Tbh slay but I can’t believe he did that 😭😭😭 he literally closed off with the beginning part of it this is basically how it went Friend: grabs cone randomly from under desk and walks up to the front of the class and sets it down in front of him before speaking ok class so today for my speech i didn’t want to do it so i did the script of the bee movie Teacher: where the hell did you get that cone from- Friend: basically this school sucks and I’m happy for the school year to be over. And now, the bee movie; ‘According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.’ Me: staring in surprise and disbelief, trying not to laugh the entire ass class: 👁️👄👁️ some random ass guy: W
I wish I was joking but it was the highlight of my week lmaooooo
#the bee movie#student#why are my friends like this#The bee ofc flies anyways bc bees don’t care what humans think is impossible
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bisexual troubles
y’all don’t understand the struggle I want a girlfriend and i want to marry a girl and kiss her and do everything for her but i already found my fucking soulmate AND IT’S A DUDE
Update: haha the guy ended up being a dick but NOW YALL GOTTA HIDE UR LADIES BC IM BACK IN THE GAME-
#bisexual#lgbt humor#bisexual humor#gay struggles#i wish i had a girlfriend bro#WLW humor#Queer#gay#why am i like this
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