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Reyna: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask people if they are a horse but can't tell them what my name is in French.

Matt: Ask me if I'm a horse in French, I dare you.

Reyna: Tu es un cheval?

Matt: Nay.

Reyna:

Reyna: son of a-

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Laurie: I feel like Baldwin can just get away with anything!

Matt: What makes you say that?

*Earlier*

Cop: You passed a school bus on the right, without signaling, while doing 60 in a 35 zone. And your "driver's license" is a blank piece of cardboard.

Baldwin: *pouts adorably*

Cop: ... I'm gonna have to let you off with a warning.

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Baldwin: Therapist? You mean my gossip doctor?

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Matt: At least we were able to stop Baldwin from doing something stupid and dangerous.

Laurie: Wait. What's Baldwin doing now?

Matt: Something stupid and dangerous!

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Matt: What's up?

Laurie: I just saw Baldwin pour 4 pounds of sugar into the dryer and tell me that he was making cotton candy.

Matt:... Did it work?

Laurie:

Laurie: NO??

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Baldwin: *tries to create a calm atmosphere by lighting incense only to find out that the sticks are actually sparklers*

Laurie: This is painfully on-brand for you.

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Laurie: Baldwin, you have no sense of irony.

Baldwin: Ex-cuse me, I take my vitamin gummy every morning, my irony levels are fine.

Laurie: ...

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Laurie: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Laurie: Where's my chair?

Fen: Baldwin broke it over Matt's back while they were wrestling.

Matt: Correction; Baldwin was wrestling, I was eating pizza.

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Fen: How petty can you get?

Reyna: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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*The gang, arriving at a new location*

Baldwin: Pretty. What do we blow up first?

Ray: I think we just got a new team motto...

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(Matt, going to attack something that can kill him)

Matt: I've never felt so alive!

Fen, sprinting after him: Good! Because I'm gonna kill you!

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Reyna: Baldwin! You're not listening to me!

Baldwin: You'll have to speak up Reyna, I'm not listening to you.

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Fen: Hey, watch it, Thorsen!

Matt: The words you're looking for, are 'Thor's Champion'

Fen: The words I'm looking for, I can't say, because Laurie is listening.

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Matt: Yes, I make bad decisions that put me in danger.

Fen: But?

Matt: No, that's it.

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Baldwin: Ray, my soup is cold.

Ray: It's gazpacho.

Baldwin: OK, Gazpacho, my soup is cold.

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Ray: I'll pay you $100.

Fen: It'll take a lot more than that if you want my help.

Ray: $200.

Fen: I'm in.