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they are flexing on each other

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hear me out... <3

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I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

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??? we love fat tummies here idiot

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I GET TO DOGSIT FOR A WHOLE WEEK I’M SO EXCITED

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ive's i am directly influencing kpop demon hunters' "golden" sonically like i know that's right!!! this group has such a great sound and range and people outside of the kpop scene deserve to know

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hunger games catching fire au where everything is the same except when peeta says “if it weren’t for the baby” everyone unaminously thinks he’s talking about mpreg. snow, in trying to keep up appearances, has to put out a public statement condoning pegging

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the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.

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Valdrin Sahiti Resort 23

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"May I have your name?" the faerie said.

"William," she said with a smile.

"Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!"

"Thank you," she said.

"To win it back, you must- what?"

"I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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i’m so busy woman coded but in the sabrina carpenter way and not the i’m busy way because. i am not