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Ahahahahaaaaaa... stars above, I'm so sorry for what I've started in your inbox, Dally. I'm also laughing so hard that I'm lightheaded. I'll quit teasing that anon if it's bugging you, though.

- Saturn

I don't really care. It's fine.

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I forgot what I was supposed to do at this nuclear reactor, got any helpful tips?

Start a fire

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may we get a front facing cyrus pokemon <333

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self-righteous people are just so... deplorable, aren't they? they claim to be doing good to this world, this "imperfect world" as you say, even, but their heads are so stuck in the clouds up on their high horse that they forget how to look down.

~rotten candy

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"all these emotions conflict with your goal"

yes that's why i need to be euthanized keep up

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sorry for your loss saturn guy i'll just be over here with all the pretty women and my superior taste

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hi. anon who's down horrendous for saturn again. two things

oh gods why did a saturn see my post oh gods help me help me help me help me help me help me help me i hate this website. please send me a bomb commander i think that'd be the best way to end this misery 😳🥹

"why would you have a thing for saturn mars is right there" I LIKE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm a homo i'm a mankisser.

okay bye

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what the fuck is going on in here

I don't even know.

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mars just doesn’t do it for me. Idk I mean we’re both adults but I like mature women. Jupiter? Oh hot damn I would bark like a dog for her.

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dunno why anyone would have anything for saturn when Mars is Right There i mean come on you have eyes

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Consider, Saturn crush anon: live your truth.

Or I could personally mail you a bomb in place of euthanasia, if you'd like?

- Saturn (definitely not the same Saturn, but one nonetheless)

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I think Estrogen could save Saturn idk. Is that weird to say? Like he could pass without trying cuz i thought he was a really cute andro girl first before i like knew he was a dude

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One time a grunt I knew tried shaving his eyebrows to look like Cyrus for a joke. I have no clue what happened to that guy

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can someone please euthanize me so i can stop having the fattest crush imaginable on commander saturn thanks in advance

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Most of the grunts have never had murky drink. A few tried it and spread the word that it tastes like something straight out of a nightmare.

Honestly? I don't blame them! It's multiple energy drinks, espresso, sugar, and is more sludge than drink, really. But I still make it and drink it regularly, because I have things to do. Occasionally I've seen a group of grunts crack a can open and share a few sips amongst themselves if they're assigned for night missions, though.

- a Saturn

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Hello. My name... was once Cyrus.

You could say I am both your past and your future. I thought the only solution was to end it. But that's not true.

The solution was to take estrogen. The solution was to transition. And this solution was offered to me by Giratina.

My name is Cyllene. You might become like me, Cyrus, if you are reading.

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I joined because Admin Jupiter? She's got it going on, man. Kind of a milf tbh.

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