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I am alive.

i have not been on markiplier tumblr in 2 and a half years.

i have come here to say

That Unus Annus should absolutely try to do drag for one of their videos.

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sorry i havent been on in a while! but anyways, heres a video I started making when “Who Killed Markiplier?” came out (its unfinished bc i sort of gave up and im lazy and editing is timE CONSUMING)

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i found the actual screenshot and i can’t stop fuckin laughing

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EXCUSE ME! Ethan and Andrew’s cover of I’ll Be Home For Christmas is the best cover and HOLY MOLY ITS CHRISTMAS TIME YALL

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ethan’s laugh

 reblog if you agree

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@markiplier asked so HERE IT IS: THE EVOLUTION OF POTATOPLIER

Evolution 1: TATERTOTPLIER

Evolution 2: GODTATOPLIER

Evolution 3: PURPLETATOPLIER

Evolution 4: MAXIMUM POTATOPLIER

((I hope you’re happy, ya darn heckin’ goof))

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i want someone who will look at me like mark looks at chica

@markiplier

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dont think i didnt see that, bitch

(x)

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IMPORTANT QUESTION

What is Markiplier’s bra size/bust size??? What IS the exact measurment of the Markitiddies?? Can I get a refererence, an estimate of the Markimoobs?? Has he ever measured??

@markiplier

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in case anyone was wondering, mark was very clear in his livestream that there was literally no reason for the baby crib being there and now im disappointed

YOU GUYS

WE’RE SO STUPID

WE KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THE BABY CRIB

AT THE END OF THE FINAL CHAPTER, WE DISCOVER THE COLONEL WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH CELINE.

HOW DOES MARK DISCOVER THIS?

CELINE GETS PREGNANT WITH A BABY THAT’S NOT MARK’S

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HELLO I WILL NOT BE ON TUMBLR FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS TO AVOID SPOLIERS FROM STRANGER THINGS ✌️

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Kathryn is Mother Jim and you can’t tell me otherwise

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Stronk man markiman

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Do airplanes have horns?

yes

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Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dUde mother fuckinG facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking bElieve this shIt goddamn creator of facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowin the boat fuck yo shit I cant even fuckin believe this shit have you seen this shit Fuck I just watched this shit Fuck Jesse EisenberG man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build sHit with his barE hAnDs fucking

MARK ZUCKERBERG

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if you dont reply to this in 5 sec i will turn into a jake paul fan

Yucky

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What your favorite color of the alphabet?! (Sorry I’m so random)

Yarn!