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I've found that coming from a town infested with ghost pokemon while not being a ghost trainer has given me a unique perspective when it comes to teaching children about them. They feel as if I'm an unbiased third party and therefore more trustworthy.
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Gone for any nice swims lately Bane? :3
Spike accidentally pushed me into a river, does that count?
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The disaster pokemon! Well, I guess this absol is kinda late with the warning...
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I got saddled babysitting this thing for a few minutes today. He looks about as happy about it as I was.
Based on this bird
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You know damn well that's not what I meant!
Besides, I wouldn't ask for it. I'd steal it.
bane is taking my last name <3
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There has gotta be a way to shut you up.
bane is taking my last name <3
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I know I'm not supposed to be standing, but all my slouching is just contributing to the hurt. I wanted to look out from the balcony, just for a while.
The air is clear, the forest is quiet, and the stars are as beautiful as ever... would it be silly to say I wish to show my few friends this night sky?
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I'd love that site, actually.
I've mostly been swapping between the chair and my bed. I think if anyone saw me falling asleep in a chair again, I'd get an earful...
I just hope this heals up quickly. Baby Smoko sure showed me what's what, hahah.
How many of your pokemon have demanded rides already?
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Spike has been attempting to crawl into my wheelchair. I don't think it's occured to him that he is a very large dogmon. (He'll always be a lapmon to me, just maybe not right now, hahah).
My sweet baby Lila has made herself at home on my lap, but I think she's well aware that I'm not to get up. Anytime I shift in a way that could imply standing she huffs real loudly at me. So, I guess I'm not going anywhere.
Also, you might find it amusing that Danger is sitting on the back of the seat like a backpack.
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How many of your pokemon have demanded rides already?
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Spike has been attempting to crawl into my wheelchair. I don't think it's occured to him that he is a very large dogmon. (He'll always be a lapmon to me, just maybe not right now, hahah).
My sweet baby Lila has made herself at home on my lap, but I think she's well aware that I'm not to get up. Anytime I shift in a way that could imply standing she huffs real loudly at me. So, I guess I'm not going anywhere.
Also, you might find it amusing that Danger is sitting on the back of the seat like a backpack.
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It's me and this wheelchair against the world.
Vito caught me walking and now he's trying to get everyone to survey me. 😒
#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#pokémon irl#pokemon irl#irl pokemon#irl pkmn#ask to tag#(just since this has to do with injury and such)
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sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.
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I have gotten home and I'm resting in bed. I'm already sick of it. ����
Between hospitals and bedrest, I feel kind of rough. My back aches terribly.
Don't startle a baby Espurr, by the way. Bad plan.
Insist on a patient advocate. It's their job to make sure you're heard. And you have a right to refuse any treatments or procedures they offer, it's law.
You got this.
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Thank you, Maya. It means alot.
I'll be sure to bring it up. I've had alot of trouble with these nurses... My 'little freakout' made the staff very impatient with me, it seems. Vito is getting snippy with them.
I feel very guilty for being so awful.
I only want out.
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