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MAJORMOON COOKIES….

pure vanilla cookie as scott smajor and pearlescentmoon as shadow milk cookie. doomed soulmates fr majormoon my beloved

I saw a video that said that soulmates aren't always romantic, and I must agree. Sometimes a soulmate is just someone who knows you, but is someone you just cannot stand.

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you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

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Combined:

Pre coming out Scott + Pre Hermitcraft Pearl.

= Emo teenage oc Hesper/MoonMajor. (Half demon half wolf with magic glowing eye hated child is actually the secret princess with the rarest power)

Skin:

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BROOOO THIS LOOKS SO COOL ?!/!??? i love hesper omg …

Combined:

Elf Scott + Saint Pearl

= Empires MoonMajor (Decided to call their fusion Hesper, like evening star)

Skin:

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Combined:

Scarlet Pearl + Double Life Scott

= MoonMajor (but 200% more unstable)

Skin:

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Combined:

PearlescentMoon + Scott Major.

= MoonMajor (Moon Big;?!?!!?!?)

Fusion is just a cheap trick to make weak players stronger.

Skin:

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MAN all the ninjago elemental shipnames are so COOL …. glaciershipping, lavashipping, plasmashipping, sandstormshipping … idk i’m in love with shipnames of elemental masters combing elements dude

anyway . petition to start using coldburnshipping instead of oppositeshipping for kai and zane bc i think it sounds cooler 🙏

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I love when there's characters that are pair bonded and you know that wherever one of them is the other is also gonna be there.

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winner swap au... where pearl wins last life and scott wins double life... imagine...

in the final confrontation of double life, scott kills pearl, surviving himself with a golden apple. he stands over his soulmate's corpse, grim. imagine a chorus of the double life pair ghosts, celebrating the death of the server's 'villain', singing:

GHOSTS: NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED! Now at last, she's dead and gone! Now at last, there's joy throughout the land! And goodness knows...

SCOTT, remorsefully: Goodness knows...

GHOSTS: We know what goodness is! Goodness knows, The wicked die alone!

SCOTT: She died alone...

GHOSTS: Woe to those!

SCOTT: Woe to those...

GHOSTS: Who spurn what goodness is! They are shown... No one mourns the wicked!

SCOTT, their 'hero', turns away from pearl's corpse. he forces a strained, fake smile on his face. he holds his sword up with faux-triumphance. his voice shakes as he proclaims,

SCOTT, weakly: Good news!

GHOSTS: No one mourns the wicked!

SCOTT: Good news!

GHOSTS: No one mourns the wicked! No one mourns the...

GHOSTS & SCOTT: WICKED....

GHOSTS: WICKED... WICKED!

after all the ghosts disperse, silently, SCOTT lays a lily on her grave.

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how the fuck did you make your text have a gradient on a tumblr post

here's the tutorial i use !

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hi i hope you don’t mind the spam rbs! thanks for ur glorious scott posts!!

DW I DON'T MIND SPAM RBS AT ALL I LOVE SPAM RBS !!!!!!! i also love scott smajor if u can't tell 🙏 GLAD U ENJOY MY UNHINGED BLORBOPOSTING !!!!!!!

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if i had a nickel for everytime grian's last words were "not like this!" in a life series,

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baby zombies are HORRIFIC in grian's pov WHAT IS THIS

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Grian: The - the Underworld is - the Underworld is our oyster!

watching grian's pov for the first time THEY CALLED THE REVERSE SKYNET 'THE UNDERWORLD' ? THAT'S SO COOL

what if the sky was under you and the ground was above you. what if when you fell you'd never stop falling. what if you perverted all laws of nature and went where only the dead belong while still alive to try to drag souls into the beyond before their time. what if the underworld was a road and it looked like this.

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this is what watching scott's pov felt like

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i think simple life has just proved we need to start headcanoning scott as SOME kind of prey animal . i don't know what kind but he is simply hunted for sport too often to not be a prey animal of some sort . that man is NOT beating the prey animal allegations