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Revolutionary

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Nona the Ninth is an interesting book, because a character named 'Hot Sauce' will be like, "I'm doing mysterious things" and then the totally very normal main character Nona will ask about her own mysterious backstory, only for your point of view to shift to the Holy Bible of fucking John while the book screams "FOUR DAYS TILL THE FUCKING TOMB OPENS LOSER" this book series is ruining my life

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"What seems to be the problem, officer?"

"Frankly I was about to ask you the same. Would any of you care to explain what exactly is happening here?"

"Oh just some goodhearted fun and sport."

"You are hunting this man for sport?"

"Oh well no - well actually yes, but you see it's not like that. He's in on it too."

"So you are telling me that this man up there enjoys being chased around by men with rubber mallets?"

[man sitting in a tree, audible but not visible]: "Aye, having the time of my life here."

"But what- Oh nevermind, I see how it is now. You're all a bunch of some kind of perverts, aren't you?"

"Aye, card-carrying members of the local chapter of Certified Perverts County Club."

"Ah, I've heard of you. My cousin Greg was a member! At least he used to be, haven't heard him talk about going to meetings anymore."

"I'm afraid he isn't a member anymore. He's been banned from the premises. He was making things weird."

"Oh yeah that's our Greg alright. He sure knows how to do that. Anyway, do carry on, and try to keep things safe, sane and consensual and don't frighten any more neighbours. I'll tell old Greg that you said hi."

"Please don't."

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Ruby and Penny in a photo booth, but silver eyes are super reactive to flash photography, so Penny increases the brightness in her eyes to match

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as a sapphic sci-fi/fantasy protagonist, i felt like i wasn't in control of my own narrative. that's why, this pride month, i'm partnering with a back-alley brain surgeon

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Tried fucking my jester last night but the whole castle could hear him jingling :/

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now draw her with a penis. now draw her with a smaller, more realistic penis.

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Me after sending a risky message to him..

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cytherea WHAT THE FUCK kind of Elfen Lied bullshit were you thinking of doing with ianthe

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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Giddion with a clueless Harrow, who when it finally registers has no clue how to respond… alternatively this could be the pool scene when Giddion just agrees to accept her job after the trauma dump and harrows just like “wat?”o_O

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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She's just like me fr