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We should use this image whenever we see poor reading comprehension on a post

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tragedy that i haven't seen anyone post this clip from the latest make some noise

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I love Brennan's commitment to reminding you that he was hideously bullied for being a fucking weird nerd, ESPECIALLY when you're watching content about how outrageously successful and beloved he is now for being a fucking weird nerd.

Dita Von Teese was so right, you really can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches. And depending on the social dynamics of your school, there may be a few high-status people who hate peaches who can bring enough people on board to make your life a living hell.

Brennan was bullied so badly that he had to be pulled out of school and homeschooled. Those kids hated his ass! And look at him now. What more proof do you need that being surrounded by people who want to kill you during your school years doesn't say fucking anything about how loveable you are or what your life will be like as an adult.

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can you imagine going to work, shoving a bacon breakfast sandwich down your pants in a bid to show your boss that you are giving your utmost best and he says sorry son not good enough we're going to need you to eat 200g of cheese

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Something about the pacing and editing of this bit when he just kept saying 3 really scratched my brain

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This boardgame is really making the rounds this week

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everybody do the weenus

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[ \ \ \ \ / / ] / /

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the weenus is a dance

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/ | / \ | \ | |

everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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Hack for if you're struggling with ADHD paralysis and you can't get started on a task:

Step 1: Add some silly rule to the task to make it more interesting and whimsical.

Step 2: Pretend Sam Reich just told you to do it.

Here are a few examples that have worked for me recently.

(Bonus points if you can hear @samreich in your head. "Alright, players, for your next challenge" 🎶ding🎶)

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Whoever runs dropouts instagram is killing me in the comments under their video announcing that the subscription price is changing

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they hate each other.

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I love women

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@important-cat-pics

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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

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my favourite jerma bit is when he read out a message from a donator who wanted to propose to their girlfriend through the stream, but then jerma tripped over his wording and accidentally proposed to the donators girlfriend and the chat just filled with “jerma HATES love” “jerma STEALS VIEWERS FUTURE WIFE.”

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