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I would loveeee to make fanart but first I gotta learn to make art which I gotta do by drawing which I gotta do by starting with making shitty art and I am too much of a perfectionist so yeah

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do I even need to say it

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yesterday i was in the netherlands and i saw a queer couple, one of them looked exactly like aziraphale when it comes to clothes colors and hair color and the other looked exactly like crowley when it comes to style colors and hair color and get this the crowley lookin one was wearing a good omens tote bag. God i loved seeing that. If u both find this i hope u get to be happy togheter for a long time, yall are super cute.

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inaccurate good omens part 7

inaccurate good omens master post

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Aziraphale: Can you turn on the light?

Crowley: You’re the only light I need in my life, angel.

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale: Crowley I can’t fucking see.

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Aziraphale: I've embraced my damned side. Send me straight to the hell, I couldn't care less Crowley, exasperated : Your crepes was 2 minutes late angel Aziraphale: 2 MINUTES TOO LATE

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First try this year…

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here

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Maggie: But what about Crowley?  Aziraphale: Don't worry about him.  Aziraphale: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep drinking his wine like nothing happened.

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Aziraphale: Crowley and I have decided to have a child

Muriel: Oh, congratulations!

Crowley: it’s you *pulls out adoption papers* sign here

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Crowley: how long have you been on earth? Maggie: excuse me? Crowley: admit it! you spelled urgency as "ugrency". only demons do that Maggie: i'm dyslexic!

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Rules are rules

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here

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Crowley: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.  Crowley: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.  Crowley: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?  Aziraphale: This is Monopoly.

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[Meanwhile Back on Earth] Crowley, drunk : I mean, I thought I did everything right. He was certainly giving hints yesterday but if i wasn't distracted by the demons trying to fucking attack the bookshop I would've been more receptive. And why did he leave for Heaven when he knows he can't the change its's bureaucracy! And to leave me here and say he forgives me like the bastard he is well I ought to....I ought to...What should I do? The Ducks: ..quack? Crowley, still drunk: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

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Aziraphale: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Crowley: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Aziraphale: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Y/n, on a walkie talkie: Those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Crowley: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.  Aziraphale: You are my reward.  *meanwhile*  Gabriel: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.  Beelezebub: True, you can be really difficult at times.