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I'm going to go drown myself in cats and also my fiance. 

Good night.

See you next blue moon, Tumblr.

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The shot was implied, jesus Hal.

Do I have to spell everything out for you.

It was Bios. She fired the shot.

Right at AR's big fluffy ass. 

You should have been able to just infer this.

Ok but how do you reach dying will mode without getting shot with the right bullet first what manga have you been reading you loser I want to speak with the manager.

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Suddenly there are rainbow flames surrounding AR. This is it. He has achieved dying will mode. Rainbow flames. Everywhere. The whole world is engulfed in them. Every kind of flame. All of them. Even the box weapons are useless against his might. He is a god. He can not be stopped. 

He pauses as he hears the opening of a new bag of cat food.

The flames die down.

Tonight he will feast. 

But tomorrow Superbi Squalo will have to face him in true battle that may or may not involve gaudy rings. 

Plot twist.

We are now in KHRverse. Superbi Squalo saves the day with no explanation whatsoever. There was probably some sort of pretty fight breaking all laws of physics. Motorbikes. The end.

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gulesgardener replied to your post:gulesgardener replied to your post:gulesgardener...

thats terrifying tbh

Better stay on his good side then.

He's dangerous.

I had one cat. Just one.

And now I have 11. And it was all his doing.

He's probably planning universal invasion starting with my brother's penthouse.

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I'm never changing it. 

I'm also styling my hair like Dino's forever. 

Dirk’s and my icons still make me so happy.

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gulesgardener replied to your post:gulesgardener replied to your post:gulesgardener...

you mean hes not a people??

He probably is.

He's probably like.

The People.

All of them.

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AR purrs loudly, rolling over Hal. Rolling over the entire Hal. He has become a feline steam roller and there is nothing that can stop him now. The fiance is doomed. The world is doomed. The entire universe. Doomed. 

Here comes the cat and no one was prepared.

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gulesgardener replied to your post:gulesgardener replied to your post:gulesgardener...

..nice

I at least promise he's cute. 

He's a Norwegian Forest Cat/Maine Coon mix. 

He's a very large cat that thinks he's a people.

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mechasnark replied to your post:mechasnark replied to your post:mechasnark replied...

NO.

Too late. 

It's too late for you, Hal my love. 

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mechasnark replied to your post:mechasnark replied to your post:#I mean...

Uh, fur, mainly.

...And today on 'My Fiance is a God Damn Furry'.

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gulesgardener replied to your post:gulesgardener started following you Hello,...

im petting the cat nearest the screen in spirit

AR rolls over purring, pressing his enormous fluffy girth against your hand.

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gulesgardener started following you

Hello, you've reached the blog of Dirk Strider. 

Please pick up a cat and pet it. Please. I have 11 of them and I have not figured out how to pet all 11 at once yet and it's distressing.

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mechasnark replied to your post:#I mean occasionally I do kiss him but not as...

Mwah.

No. No, Hal. I'm not sure I can take this.

First you cheat on me with the internet and now my cats.

What does Nibble have that I don't? What about Peta? AR? Bios? 

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#I mean occasionally I do kiss him but not as often as I kiss the cats.

Do you all see what I have to deal with?

My fiance loves my cats more than he does me.

I'm going to cry.

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Sounds like it's time to begin my ultimate mission. Destroy every internet and get my boyfriend back.

Come love me. I need your love.

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Come love me. I need your love.

I haven’t been online a lot because I’ve been pursuing a social life with meeting friends, going out, doing stuff with people who are physically near me, and doing my job, and I’m starting to be disgusted with myself.

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stop