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YES IT WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE THOSE TWO

Jamie: If your legs get cut off - would it hurt?

Colin: Yeah??

Jamie: How?

Colin: Cause your legs got cut off.

Jamie: But where are you gonna feel the pain?

Colin: In your... leg....

Jamie: Exactly! How are you going to feel the pain...

Colin: If your leg is gone...

Jan, who has been there the whole time: You are both idiots.

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Jan: Do you want a quickie?

Colin:

Colin: Excuse me?

Jan: A quickie, one of those cake things.

Colin: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE

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Remember in Keeley and Rebecca's first proper scene where after giving Rebecca a cactus gift, Keeley made herself at home on Rebecca's sofa, talked sh*t about Rupert and that was enough for Rebecca to decide she would share topless pics that never made the news to her. Talk about acting like long time friends already. I love them.

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i feel like we don’t talk about how absolutely double cheeked up coach beard is lmoa

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sam is simultaneously a himbo and incredibly wise for a 21 year old man and i adore him for it

joanne’s 1k follower celebration | requested by @jonathanlarsons​ → ❤️ favourite minor character?

TOHEEB JIMOH as SAM OBISANYA TED LASSO (2020—)

Sam, what do you think we should all do once we get done being sad and/or angry about this situation? I think we should all be a goldfish!

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I FEEL PERCEIVED.

The International Squad

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New Shipping Trope

Overly caffeinated girl boss on the edge of a breakdown and her emotional support puppy.

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ted + being a himbo

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Someone has already made this fanon in a fic but it has to be reiterated:

Beard is Henry’s godfather I declare it canon!

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prompt where ted says “y’all’d’ve” out loud and trent visibly almost has an aneurism trying to unpack that yeehaw-ass monstrosity of american english.

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YEAH

Ted Lasso Prompt:  A hockey AU. (Ice hockey).

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Trent Crimm (independent) is both a DILF and a girlboos

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my kinda man tbh

I notice everyone fixates on Ted's dick size in fanfic and apparently not the fact that he apparently doesn't shut up either. Like, you get railed and a bonus story about how he almost adopted a raccoon when he was 11.

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the only midwestern-ism that ted lasso lacks is the ever-crucial ‘ope’

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so it has been pointed out to me that trent’s daughter is canonically 3 years old…

…but may i present to you this alternate universe headcanon:

her being around the same age as henry/phoebe (like 6-8), bc the idea of those three all meeting at some point and getting along like a house on fire + the resulting interactions between the kids and roy/trent/ted are. rom-communism gold just waiting to be struck.

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not ted lasso related but. i’m doing 8 fucking colored pencil comms for one person, all close to 11x17 inches & working with 48 total reference images that have to be done in a month and i am. feeling this rn

the final braincell.

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the final braincell.