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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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happy lizzie week i mean lizzie week i mean lizzie week i mean lesbian week

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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Haha, almost forgot to post this; look what I drew today

I have invented a way of drawing quilladin that is very Bluey-esque and is also far superior to the actual design /j

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some clemont sketches + ash that i made to avoid confronting my actual work

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happy lizzie week i mean lizzie week i mean lizzie week i mean lesbian week

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

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rewatching the final voyage/pt2 of the black rose oneshot and AUGGH dude.

drey is killing me.

because he never “deserted” his family out of spite. he never became a pirate cause he wanted to rebel. he did what he did, set off on an adventure, because he wanted to impress his father. give him something to be proud of.

this combined with what we know now is so gutwrenching cause like. drey thought he could never hold up in the navy, could never be as successful as his brother, so he chose to become the family’s antithesis just to get so much as a scrap of attention. even if he became a “criminal”, he wanted to be an impressive one. he had to be the best in some fashion, because he had to evoke some kind of admiration. he had to be seen.

drey ferin was simply fighting to be seen.

and the first thing the other black rose crew members do is catch sight of him after so long out at sea. the first thing captain rose does is appreciate his talent for sharpshooting.

drey ferin got in a few minutes something he had been lacking for years.

just to lose it all again. just to shoot his own captain through the heart.

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God. Rewatched the Black Rose Pirates oneshot, and I need someone to sedate me.

Oh Drey Ferin, the pirate that you are…

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how i think different riptide characters would ask for help

chip

girl help

jay

girl help

gillion

girl you must help

gryffon

girl *growls* help *growls*

queen

la la girl help la

ollie

girl help :33

drey

hello vixen soap lesbianchipbastard

arlin

girl help

finn

girl help

pretzel

blblb :333 plb :33 llbpbl :3333 :33

goobleck

girl help

old man earl

fuck you girl i can help myself *gets stabbed real bad* aghhaauuughh girlll….. girl helppp….. aauuuuaaughhhooohhh

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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Hello fnc nation,,, I come bearing offerings

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How old do you think Gillion was when he took his oath?? Do you think he even properly understood?

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog