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Happy Pride Month Guys!!!!

How my past few days have been going...I had my first taste of "normalcy" in a while attending the pride in space meeting..although I very much question Venus's tastes...

(what is that freak..)

Anyways..I immediately got portaled back after the get-together this SUCKS

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Still no clue what happened

Can someone please explain why this keeps happening. Anyways I’m back at the mf Kuiper Belt again HHHNQNNNKMHSBBA

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Second post..

Heyy guys…I’m back I guess. I’m genuinely so afraid right now what is HAPPENING???????

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WHERE AM I????

I was just filming a mukbang out of boredom WHY WAS I TELEPORTED TO...wherever the hell this place is anyway.. Um any tips on how to escape I'm tweaking out rn

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Okay, now with the funni clock app reposts out of the way, the askbox is open!!!!!! The TelestoPosting askblog is available for others to pitch into. Ask questions, start bits, cause the most chaotic late 2010s bs to happen. Whatever! I'm fine with it. [For those confused, check the pinned post. All the context's there.]

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TelestoPosting Dead Dad Arc Lore Recap

OG Post Date: December 10th, 2024

OG Caption: I guess you could call me..Telesto the traumatized [proud]

OG Background Audio: "Like A Prayer (Choir Version)" by "Madonna" (Yes, the one from Deadpool & Wolverine)

OG Comments: [None]

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Pre-Among Us Incident Reimagined

OG Post Date: August 14th, 2024

OG Caption: [Ft. God Apple @apple-friess]

I was supposed to post this a while ago but Wi-Fi is obviously REALLY BAD in space so…

I’m still going on hiatus but it won’t be for THAT long 🙏🙏🙏

Thanksies guys!!! Hopefully I’ll be done coping with the incident in no time!!!!!

OG Comments:

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apple!!!: "ITS ME!!! YIPPIEEEEE MEEEE!!!!!"

TelestoPosting: "Yea!!!!!!! (I really should’ve trusted you…)"

apple!!!: "you should’ve 😡😡😡"

TelestoPosting: "LITERALLY YOU SHOULD’VE CLARIFIED IT WASN’T H2O…"

apple!!!: "WHY DID YOU WANT TO SEE A MERMAID AMOGUS THO"

TelestoPosting: "I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AWESOME"

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He REVIVED??!???!?

OG Post Date: May 7th, 2024

OG Caption: Dad reveal but he blinked and smiled ugli-ly here and won’t appear on this acc again until after my quick hiatus after like one more post 💀

OG Background Audio: Don't Mine at Night (Yes, the Minecraft Katy Perry parody song.)

OG Comments:

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apple!!!: "he got the milk yall!!!"

TelestoPosting: "HE WAS DEAD????? AND IN HELL??? AND YOU’RE GOD AND TOLD ME HE WENT TO MFING HAZBIN SOMEHOW DESPITE IT BEING FICTIONAL AND FROM A PROBLEMATIC SHOW???????"

apple!!!: "🥺"

TelestoPosting: "😰"

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So sick of being fatherless smh

OG Post Date: April 25th, 2024

OG Caption: Totally not a draft from like March wdym he’s still dead rn 🥹 can he get out of that damned problematic ahh hotel 😒

OG Comments: [None]

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Ghost Hunting!

OG Post Date: April 7th, 2024

OG Caption: Got bored and decided to pull out the ghost hunting gear..I think I found dad..😭

(This is totally not a draft and he totally didn’t already come back from the dead shhhh

OG Comments:

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apple!!!: "it aint wrong 🤷"

TelestoPosting: "God..what do you know..?"

apple!!!: "too much."

TelestoPosting: "HUH?????"

apple!!!: "😔"

TelestoPosting: "HUH?!!?!?!??"

apple!!!: "☹☹"

TelestoPosting: "??!!?!???!"

apple!!!: "😭😭😭😭"

TelestoPosting: "😰"

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Planetized.

OG Post Date: April 6th, 2024

OG Caption: UM ignore how this doesn’t relate to me sortof this is just my very cool and epic retelling of real events that I’ve been told n stuff guys!!1!1!

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apple!!!: "girl the human race dont give a shit 😭 WHO is EART??!?!"

Shark 🦈 💥: "LMAOO"

TelestoPosting: "Eart sounds like a Bert and Ernie ship name"

Shark 🦈 💥: "Eart is a new planet guys…. /j"

TelestoPosting: "Real.."

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Molerat McGee 💜

OG Post Date: April 4th, 2024

OG Caption: God VS the Unknown Character

Totally real event that happened.

Molerat McGee is my favorite celestial body space resident!!

(Yes I tried to mimic 2019 vids for this)

OG Comments: [None]

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HELP ME /SRS

OG Post Date: April 3rd, 2024

OG Caption: I’M SO SCARED PLEASE HELP HELP HEL

OG Background Audio: Sonic drowning theme OST but with demented laughter.

OG Comments: [None]

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What just happened.

OG Post Date: April 2nd, 2024

OG Caption: And I got 3 more followers too?? I’m sorry but that person yesterday WAS NOT ME 😰

OG Background Audio: Happy remix of Heartaches/It's Just a Burning Memory from EATEOT.

OG Comments: [None]

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First post! Wait a minute..

OG Post Date: April 1st, 2024

OG Caption: This is so weird..

OG Comments:

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Pronzi-Lka: "nice to meet you!"

TelestoPosting...?: "Nice to meet you too random person :D !!"

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strrgrrl ☆: "that Enceladus fella is a bit too strange for my tastes, i rock w you though"

[Two days later..after...the strange circumstances..]

TelestoPosting: "That’s my sister 😭"

strrgrrl ☆: "she a bit too strange for my taste 🤷‍♀️"

TelestoPosting: "Interesting opinion, I respect it. Ignore how my entire profile theme is different, someone took over the account pretending to be me coincidentally on April Fools day 😓"

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OG Post Date: March 28th, 2024

OG Caption: Girl I..I don’t even have any words rn..

OG Comments: [None]

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No one tell Venus..or my mom..OR ANYONE..

OG Post Date: March 27th, 2024

OG Caption: I was just trying to cope!!!1!! Just trying to cope with wtf I saw today!!1!1!1

What else was I supposed to do???

Venus and I still haven’t kidnapped my brother for the space bar so drinking was not an option!!!

Io brought this onto herself!!! OG Background Audio: Foozogz's ,~Smile!~, from MLP remix

(Yes, the one from HD)

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apple!!!: "HELLO?!?!?!"

TelestoPosting: "SHHHH SHHH NO YOU SAW NOTHING GOD..DON’T TELL EM"

TelestoPosting: "DON’T TELL EM THAT I’M ACTUALLY ENGAGING IN IT NOW ☹️☹️😔😔😓😓🥲😰😭"

apple!!!: "im telling venus btw"

TelestoPosting: "NOOO"

apple!!!: "hehe!!!.... [tags venus' acc]"

TelestoPosting: "😡😡😡"

venus <3: "tekesktoo i an. very rizzapointed in you"

TelestoPosting: "RIZZAPPOINTED???? I’M SORRY??"

venus <3: "uhmmm......... tpyoM!!"

TelestoPosting: "😔"

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Shark 🦈 💥: "Is there something you’d like to tell us ?"

TelestoPosting: "Caption..)"

Shark 🦈 💥: "Ik dw))"

TelestoPosting: "WHY DID I ADD A PARENTHESIS"