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had a deltarune dream (a deltadream, if you will) and the only thing i remember is the fun gang split up in the dark world and kris took the opportunity to sneak off, remove their soul, and straight up smoke a cigarette on-screen. susie and ralsei passed the area and saw them but the lighting was fucked and kris immediately absconded (and i think kris also looked different from when they have the soul??) so they didnt recognize kris and thought there was some other lightner in the dark world with them. then they met up and ralsei was concerned because "oh no smoking is bad for their health :(" and susie was concerned because "oh no another person got into the dark world" with implied concern about the underage smoking because like. something something teenagers dont turn to drugs unless theyre miserable. anyways woke up made this
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i haven't played chapters 3 or 4 yet by the way. i just remembered this while with a friend the other day. i don't know anything that happens in 3 or 4 that's divorce-related. or if there even is anything about divorce. i guess i'll learn and spamton will help
with deltarune chapters 3 and 4 having just come out i want everyone to know that a few years ago (soon after chapter 2 release) my parents were dealing with some stuff and considering divorce so naturally i was very rattled when i went to school the next day and my friends could tell something was off so i told them what happened and my one friend went "can i show you a video? i don't know if it's appropriate. is that okay?" and i was like "uhhuh" and he pulled up a video that was titled something like "spamton helps you with your parents divorce" and played the whole video (volume up) in the school cafeteria
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i still think jacobi calling lovelace "Pill Popper" in Need To Know is one of the craziest things he's done. Bro her arm was broken
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my new wolf 359 theory: the jacobi we see for the majority of the podcast is actually an alien and the real jacobi died in the solar flare. "but what about the mind control" he was resistant. he was just playing along. not much else to do up there honestly
#silly.txt#wolf 359#this is a joke. i just sometimes think about how crazy it is that he survived everything in the finale#As a Normal Human Guy.
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with deltarune chapters 3 and 4 having just come out i want everyone to know that a few years ago (soon after chapter 2 release) my parents were dealing with some stuff and considering divorce so naturally i was very rattled when i went to school the next day and my friends could tell something was off so i told them what happened and my one friend went "can i show you a video? i don't know if it's appropriate. is that okay?" and i was like "uhhuh" and he pulled up a video that was titled something like "spamton helps you with your parents divorce" and played the whole video (volume up) in the school cafeteria
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big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere
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remember undertale?
yeah in college i played it and couldn't beat that spider woman level so i had to get my college girlfriend to beat it for me. unfortunately for me she was a pagan and after we broke up she hexed me and I was attacked by wild animals for nearly four months. but we're on okay terms now. I guess what I learned is to not mess with witch stuff and that polyamory is just not for me. I'd try undertale again though.
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early wtnv conflicts: oh no everyone! there's a 5-headed dragon eating people! dana is stuck in the dog park!! there's a weird forest that's taking people- what do we do?!?!
current wtnv conflicts: there are no food and supplies in nightvale. we might have to start eating each other. also steve is unionizing against the nefarious corporation that's been killing people for years. hopefully he doesn't die idk.
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being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol
#how it feels to like podcasts about . Yeah#'lovelace would comfort me' lovelace would not. not of lack of trying but. Well
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I love stories where a silly little guy is actually horrifically tormented by the narrative.
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Stories regarding time especially time loops are my favorite thing, but ISAT hits harder where the cycle isn’t by some mysterious malevolent force—it’s a character’s fear of abandonment causing a self fulfilling prophecy. Sif? More like. ‘If my friends leave then I’m gonna crash out so hard’
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Everyone needs an angel and a devil on their shoulder
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Girlfriend who hates you simulator
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