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bidding ends tonight at 8PM EST

Holiday Splurb Auction!

Ivan

Type: Standard Top (3 Forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Cranberry Cream Cheese, Yeti

Starting Bid: 20$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: Plur (owned by @parodypunksartwork)

Bio: Fluffy in all ways, his personality is akin to a marshmallow. He’ll be terrified to take the initiative at first, and fold in upon himself shivering if he’s ever brought somewhere cold. He’ll be known to fluff up even more if you’re cold, consuming more calories to increase his mass in a hurry.

Keep an eye on him or he’s gonna vomit if he eats too much at once. 

Jiggles much more than your average splurb (hint hint to his adult form) and will ask repeatedly until you build his confidence more (aka to his adult form) if you like him and his appearance. 

Very clingy and affectionate, a sweetheart all over.

Adult form though, he becomes hungrier. And more aggressive. He really likes how small you are compared to his claws.

Still a little self conscious from how big he got, but only needs a little reassurance and he’ll be all over his owner. 

Enjoys cute things and has a deep seated need to show how reliable he is.

Cayenne

Type: Standard Bottom (3 Forms)

Gender: Female

Theme: Naughty, Krampus

Starting Bid: 20$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: N/A (First Gen.)

Bio: 

A bitch. Not gonna sugarcoat it this splurb is not for the faint of heart. Cayenne is a very aggressive splurb at first glance despite her bottom preference. She gives biting commentary and will tease and grind on your nerves oh so expertly.

 You’ll have to teach her not to breach boundaries with a good amount of punishments.

Her spicy personality makes her more bold in the public eye but if you can corner her at home she’ll melt like chocolate under your hands, loving when she finally gets taught a lesson. 

Tugging on her horns or tail are the best way to get her going, as well as little nibbles here and there. Her surface slime is thicker than most around her thighs so it cracks noticeably before re-forming.

She prefers no clothes to any at all, so she’ll strip upon any private moment if she’s forced into decency.

Avid online shitposter, she’s got a sarcastic sense of humor and you can’t be the brunt of all her jokes so she has an online community she likes to hassle.

Gusto

Type: Standard Top (3 Forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Peppermint Bark Cookie

Starting Bid: 20$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: Balthazar (owned by @flargahblargh)

Bio:

As sweet as he tastes, Gusto will love you to the moon and back. He’s always trying to make sure you’re as comfortable and happy as he is, which can be a blessing and a curse.

As he gets older, he becomes even more relaxed, which can be nice at times, but he also uses it to keep you from doing your scheduled work, chores, ect. He’ll slowly coax you into cuddles and a little more steamy downtime, and if you give in, he won’t let you up for hours. You’ll have to lay down the law with this splurb and let him know that while you appreciate down-time, work has to be done.

But don’t expect much work out of him other than emotional support and feeding-time. He’s a growing boy, after all, he’ll need as much of you as he can get, whether you’re doing the dishes, homework, having a call with family, ect. He’ll feed on you till he’s full, then go back and have a nap, so expect a bit of a mess from this sweet boy, but if you’re able to coax him into being a good boy, he doesn’t mind helping clean up here or there. Just don’t expect a ton of work out of him.

Baklava

Type: Standard Bottom (3 Forms)

Gender: Female

Theme: Honey and Chocolate, Present

Starting Bid: 20$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: CoCoa (owned by @deathfandoms)

Bio:

Sweet as chocolate and honey, this splurb will love you unconditionally. She wants nothing more than your approval and love, and will cheerfully work her way to get it, though with her bubbly personality, she’s a hard one to resist.

An avid believer in the “if it fits, I sits” rule, when she’s not latched on to her owner, she loves to find pretty boxes and stuff herself inside of them, really bringing home the adorable but beautiful chocolate in a box feel.

As she gets older, she starts realizing the rules of if it fits, i sits doesn’t really apply anymore, and instead opts to simply latch onto her owner at all times she can. To get her to settle a bit, stroking her bow and ribbons will simply melt her (in a good way!) and she’ll be putty in your hands. Always wanting to be seen by her owner, she makes sure to turn it up an octave during the throws of passion.

Watch out for this one. If you fall for those sweet doe eyes and personality to match, you might find yourself drained of energy all too much.

Fulgor

Type: Accessory (Two Forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Holiday Lights, Bio-luminescence

Starting Bid: 10$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: N/A (First Gen.)

Bio:

This little accessory splurb will light up your world (literally!) with his bio-luminescence tentacle bulbs. He’s quite proud of his shine, and does everything in his power to make sure he’s seen by all.

A bit egotistical for such a small guy, he shows his love through a dominating personality, loving to put their owner down on their back and run his tentacles and lights across their skin (and loves even more to see them glowing inside their owner).

You have to watch for his meat-head kind of personality, as it tends to get out of hand sometimes. His constant bragging and flaunting can get him into trouble, but put him down too much and he can lose his shine and dull quite a bit out of sadness that his owner doesn’t think he’s all that hot-stuff. It’s a bit of a balancing act to keep him prideful, but keep him from getting hot-headed.

Keep him well balanced, and he’ll offer all the love he has, through domination in bed, and messy, tangled, cuddles afterwards.

Floe

Type: Omega (four forms)

Gender: Female

Theme: Ice-Skater, Snowflake

Starting Bid: 35$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: Mint/Cloud (Owned by @all-my-ocs-karma)

Bio:

While Floe might be an Omega, she has the personality of an Alpha. “Ice-Queen” would best describe her, as she’s cold to many. stuck up, better-than-you-attitude, She keeps her head high.

But, she’s still an Omega, after all. Pet her ego, sing sweet-nothings to her and really get hands-on, and she’ll let her guard down. Tie her up all nice and pretty like a Christmas present and she’ll be completely at your mercy, willingly spreading her legs and offering herself to you.

But don’t expect that to last. As soon as you’re done and the ropes come off, she’s back to her ice-queen self, but with loving kisses and boob-squishes for days.

She might be cold, but that doesn’t mean she has a small heart and little love for her owner. Seeing Floe and her owner in a relationship will often make one question who the owner really is, as Floe will want you wrapped around her pretty claws. The perfect relationship if you love an ice-queen mommy kinda gal.

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Auctions end 24 hours after final bid! 

How to bid: Comment the name, and the amount you want to bid for them!

Bidding is available on both Twitter and Tumblr for these posts, but it is up to YOU to keep an eye on which Splurb is available for how much.

EXTRA CHRISTMAS GOODIES

And now, we’re adding in a special package deal! After winning the bid on your Splurb, you can choose to add in a package deal for extra goodies!

Bronze Package 15$: 1 sfw or nsfw sketch + 1 Splurb outfit

The Bronze package will allow you to get 1 sketch (sfw or nsfw) and one outfit design for your Splurb!

Silver Package 25$: 2 sfw or nsfw sketches + 2 Splurb outfits

The Silver package will allow you to get 2 sketches (nsfw or sfw) and two outfit designs for your Splurb!

Gold Package 35$: 1 fully colored sfw or nsfw drawing + 3 Splurb Outfits

The Gold Package will allow you to get 1 fully colored drawing (sfw or nsfw) and three outfit designs for your Splurb!

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Edit: Biddings end tomorrow!

They end by tomorrow at 8PM EST! So make sure you have your bid for the splurb you want before hand!

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you know this secondary blog might have been unnecessary.... we might just be able to go back to the old one since tumblr is so unintelligent and they missed the giant glowing dick we had for an icon.

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Holiday Splurb Auction!

Ivan

Type: Standard Top (3 Forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Cranberry Cream Cheese, Yeti

Starting Bid: 20$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: Plur (owned by @parodypunksartwork)

Bio: Fluffy in all ways, his personality is akin to a marshmallow. He’ll be terrified to take the initiative at first, and fold in upon himself shivering if he’s ever brought somewhere cold. He’ll be known to fluff up even more if you’re cold, consuming more calories to increase his mass in a hurry.

Keep an eye on him or he's gonna vomit if he eats too much at once. 

Jiggles much more than your average splurb (hint hint to his adult form) and will ask repeatedly until you build his confidence more (aka to his adult form) if you like him and his appearance. 

Very clingy and affectionate, a sweetheart all over.

Adult form though, he becomes hungrier. And more aggressive. He really likes how small you are compared to his claws.

Still a little self conscious from how big he got, but only needs a little reassurance and he’ll be all over his owner. 

Enjoys cute things and has a deep seated need to show how reliable he is.

Cayenne

Type: Standard Bottom (3 Forms)

Gender: Female

Theme: Naughty, Krampus

Starting Bid: 20$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: N/A (First Gen.)

Bio: 

A bitch. Not gonna sugarcoat it this splurb is not for the faint of heart. Cayenne is a very aggressive splurb at first glance despite her bottom preference. She gives biting commentary and will tease and grind on your nerves oh so expertly.

 You’ll have to teach her not to breach boundaries with a good amount of punishments.

Her spicy personality makes her more bold in the public eye but if you can corner her at home she’ll melt like chocolate under your hands, loving when she finally gets taught a lesson. 

Tugging on her horns or tail are the best way to get her going, as well as little nibbles here and there. Her surface slime is thicker than most around her thighs so it cracks noticeably before re-forming.

She prefers no clothes to any at all, so she’ll strip upon any private moment if she’s forced into decency.

Avid online shitposter, she’s got a sarcastic sense of humor and you can’t be the brunt of all her jokes so she has an online community she likes to hassle.

Gusto

Type: Standard Top (3 Forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Peppermint Bark Cookie

Starting Bid: 20$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: Balthazar (owned by @flargahblargh)

Bio:

As sweet as he tastes, Gusto will love you to the moon and back. He’s always trying to make sure you’re as comfortable and happy as he is, which can be a blessing and a curse.

As he gets older, he becomes even more relaxed, which can be nice at times, but he also uses it to keep you from doing your scheduled work, chores, ect. He’ll slowly coax you into cuddles and a little more steamy downtime, and if you give in, he won’t let you up for hours. You’ll have to lay down the law with this splurb and let him know that while you appreciate down-time, work has to be done.

But don’t expect much work out of him other than emotional support and feeding-time. He’s a growing boy, after all, he’ll need as much of you as he can get, whether you’re doing the dishes, homework, having a call with family, ect. He’ll feed on you till he’s full, then go back and have a nap, so expect a bit of a mess from this sweet boy, but if you’re able to coax him into being a good boy, he doesn’t mind helping clean up here or there. Just don’t expect a ton of work out of him.

Baklava

Type: Standard Bottom (3 Forms)

Gender: Female

Theme: Honey and Chocolate, Present

Starting Bid: 20$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: CoCoa (owned by @deathfandoms)

Bio:

Sweet as chocolate and honey, this splurb will love you unconditionally. She wants nothing more than your approval and love, and will cheerfully work her way to get it, though with her bubbly personality, she’s a hard one to resist.

An avid believer in the “if it fits, I sits” rule, when she’s not latched on to her owner, she loves to find pretty boxes and stuff herself inside of them, really bringing home the adorable but beautiful chocolate in a box feel.

As she gets older, she starts realizing the rules of if it fits, i sits doesn’t really apply anymore, and instead opts to simply latch onto her owner at all times she can. To get her to settle a bit, stroking her bow and ribbons will simply melt her (in a good way!) and she’ll be putty in your hands. Always wanting to be seen by her owner, she makes sure to turn it up an octave during the throws of passion.

Watch out for this one. If you fall for those sweet doe eyes and personality to match, you might find yourself drained of energy all too much.

Fulgor

Type: Accessory (Two Forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Holiday Lights, Bio-luminescence

Starting Bid: 10$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: N/A (First Gen.)

Bio:

This little accessory splurb will light up your world (literally!) with his bio-luminescence tentacle bulbs. He’s quite proud of his shine, and does everything in his power to make sure he’s seen by all.

A bit egotistical for such a small guy, he shows his love through a dominating personality, loving to put their owner down on their back and run his tentacles and lights across their skin (and loves even more to see them glowing inside their owner).

You have to watch for his meat-head kind of personality, as it tends to get out of hand sometimes. His constant bragging and flaunting can get him into trouble, but put him down too much and he can lose his shine and dull quite a bit out of sadness that his owner doesn’t think he’s all that hot-stuff. It’s a bit of a balancing act to keep him prideful, but keep him from getting hot-headed.

Keep him well balanced, and he’ll offer all the love he has, through domination in bed, and messy, tangled, cuddles afterwards.

Floe

Type: Omega (four forms)

Gender: Female

Theme: Ice-Skater, Snowflake

Starting Bid: 35$

Minimum increase: 5$

Parent: Mint/Cloud (Owned by @all-my-ocs-karma)

Bio:

While Floe might be an Omega, she has the personality of an Alpha. “Ice-Queen” would best describe her, as she’s cold to many. stuck up, better-than-you-attitude, She keeps her head high.

But, she’s still an Omega, after all. Pet her ego, sing sweet-nothings to her and really get hands-on, and she’ll let her guard down. Tie her up all nice and pretty like a Christmas present and she’ll be completely at your mercy, willingly spreading her legs and offering herself to you.

But don’t expect that to last. As soon as you’re done and the ropes come off, she’s back to her ice-queen self, but with loving kisses and boob-squishes for days.

She might be cold, but that doesn’t mean she has a small heart and little love for her owner. Seeing Floe and her owner in a relationship will often make one question who the owner really is, as Floe will want you wrapped around her pretty claws. The perfect relationship if you love an ice-queen mommy kinda gal.

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Auctions end 24 hours after final bid! 

How to bid: Comment the name, and the amount you want to bid for them!

Bidding is available on both Twitter and Tumblr for these posts, but it is up to YOU to keep an eye on which Splurb is available for how much.

EXTRA CHRISTMAS GOODIES

And now, we’re adding in a special package deal! After winning the bid on your Splurb, you can choose to add in a package deal for extra goodies!

Bronze Package 15$: 1 sfw or nsfw sketch + 1 Splurb outfit

The Bronze package will allow you to get 1 sketch (sfw or nsfw) and one outfit design for your Splurb!

Silver Package 25$: 2 sfw or nsfw sketches + 2 Splurb outfits

The Silver package will allow you to get 2 sketches (nsfw or sfw) and two outfit designs for your Splurb!

Gold Package 35$: 1 fully colored sfw or nsfw drawing + 3 Splurb Outfits

The Gold Package will allow you to get 1 fully colored drawing (sfw or nsfw) and three outfit designs for your Splurb!

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I'm curious... I know it's been said that Splurbs aren't aggressive towards humans, but what would happen if another human, or anything really in general, threatened a splurb's host or is trying to hurt their host?

Well it depends on the attitude of the splurb, as well as the amount of danger their host is in.

Splurbs when very aggravated and have reason to be violent, can be very dangerous and have to be put down if they’re left out of control. So it really comes down to the personality of the Splurb, and who is raising them.

Out of self-defense, they are able to drain an organism’s bodily fluids til they are merely a husk, at the worst.

They can negotiate, threaten, and use their slime in a defensive maneuver if needed. 

Keep in mind Splurbs still can feel pain if they are attacked. 

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I was wondering, probably more for an Alpha or Omega, but let's say their human is missing a limb. Would they let the prosthetic be or they would mold themselves to be it?

That’s more up to the owner. Splurbs have been known to replicate human parts at command, such as Plur’s ability to become a living dildo for Par. However, if the human would rather wear the prosthetic, even an Alpha would respect their decision.

Please note that Splurbs don’t understand the concept of limbs that can’t regenerate, so some explanation and patience will be needed to discuss these particular and sensitive details.

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Do Splurbs get nervous if you eat jello around them?

Mmm…depends.  If you’re tearing through that dessert and eating it normally, you might make them nervous.  But eating it erotically might make them more aroused instead - licking the spoon, sucking a giant scoop of jello in one shot.  

(They’re conditioned perverts, so have fun if that’s your game.)

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How long do Splurbs take to age between baby and adult?  And how long are their life spans?

It depends mostly on their owners.  A typical Splurb will take a few years to go from baby to midform, and an extra year to go to adult.  

Strong affectionate, loving bonds usually speeds up the process into maybe a few months to a year between baby and midform, and even less for maturity into adulthood. And all Splurbs will continue to exist so long as their host/owner continues to live.

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Splurb FAQ

1.)  “What are Splurbs?”

Splurbs are a sentient slime species that can transform into clothes and sexually feed off of their hosts.

2.)  “What sorts of clothes can a Splurb transform into?”

Well, just about anything!  However, they do have certain limitations, such as size, complexity, and color!

TYPES OF SPLURBS

We type Splurbs based on body preference - because all Splurbs have them, and also indicates sexual preference.

BOTTOMS

These Splurbs form clothing specifically for the lower-half of the human body!  Skirts, shorts, long pants, even overalls!  So long as the majority of their slime stays on the lower-half, they are considered Bottom-Splurbs.

TOPS

Same logic - a Top-Splurb forms clothing for the upper-half of the human body.  Shirts, sweaters, hoodies, blouses, etc.  And yes, even if you choose to wear a jacket-Splurb around your waist, they are still considered a Top.

ACCESSORIES

These Splurbs are the cutest little things you’ve ever seen!  They’re the result of a Splicing that didn’t fully form, so they typically are suited for accessories like headbands, barettes, clips, bangles, bracelets, etc..  The shiniest, prettiest ones often use their talents to look like expensive jewelry, and are quite expensive due to their versatility.

ALPHAS/OMEGAS

Alphas are powerful, dominant, and intimidating Splurbs that all have two common traits: domineering statures and vanity.  They think they’re the best of the best, and that their colors, style, and Splurbiness is the bee’s knees, and everyone should be dressed the same!

Omegas, on the other hand, are governing, submissive, and reassuring Splurbs who tend to have both long, lithe forms and a craving for diversity.  They love anything new and creative - colors, styles, fashion, you name it!

3.)  “What things can a Splurb do?”

Obviously, their main function is to be able to transform into clothes.  They can mimic fabrics, designs, patterns, and even colors once fully-grown.  It should be noted that Accessory Splurbs can form metallic or shiny surfaces much easier than other Splurbs, and Alpha Splurbs can form full outfits and more intricate clothing than average Splurbs, such as lace or silk.

Sexually, a Splurb can be known to:

- Vibrate using their purring as a means of reverberating their slime into different “settings”

- Grow tentacles

- Excrete slime as lubrication and semen/cum

- Become transparent/see-through

- Separate body parts (as long as they’re connected minutely by their core slime)

- Form maws/fanged mouths

4.)  “Can I make my own Splurb?”

Unfortunately, NO.  Splurbs are a CLOSED SPECIES, meaning that only the moderators of this blog can create them.  We apologize if this seems unfair, but Amphyria, the creator of the species, is very attached to her creations.  Please respect her hard work and creativity by allowing her to create a Splurb for you rather than creating one of your own.

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Fuck my life we have to do this shit again- Mod Par