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Has ANYONE ELSE read the midnight Texas series I need someone to spaz the fuck out with

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Why in the sweet lord is Brian moser so pretty, I’m upset about it because he looks so sweet and boyish but he’s just like pure evil

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Why is outlining stories so fun but writing makes me wanna eat concrete

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Finally did the skull cavern mission at the cost of my sanity

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smosh fans putting their trust in the smosh cast to make them laugh after a hard day at school or work or wtv and smosh cast putting their trust in the fans to not make fun of them or shame them despite the vulnerability it takes to be funny

Is anyone picking up what im putting down???

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Unrelated to anything but my current feed cause my brain is chronically itching rn

the discourse on smoshfessions is insane and I laugh so fucking hard at the semantics

I used to be so uptight about pc culture but at 24 I’m so burnt out on it, the world is shit, my life is shit, I don’t caaaaaaaaare, I’m here for dopamineeeeeeeee

I live in the south as a currently physically gender non confirming bitch idgafffffffffff if chance McCreery dropped an f slur in the newest smoshcast episode and exposed his hook up list THAT SHITS FUNNY Shayne crying over chances hoe status when his body count is like probably 8 is hysterical especially when he tattled on himself,

And Amanda getting ragged on by two dudes is funny as fuck and they all know it cause it makes her want to reach over and strangle them bart style like that’s the reaction everyone wants ITS A BIT of it bothered her she’d knock the shit out of them AND I BELIEVE IT she literally says “if the cameras weren’t on I’d fucking hit you” AND SHE SHOULD! IT WOULD BE FUNNY

Yall some haters up in this house 😭 let these freaky little guys be freaky without vomitting so hard your eyes turn red over the tiniest details that make you uncomfy

Deep breath babes deep breath

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No genuinely I was in the phone with my boyfriend when I saw it and I was fucking like

👁️👄👁️

I literally was like NO SPENCER CANNOT HAVE A MULLET and my bf hit me with “why can’t he” and I had to restrain the feral barking dog within me and had to very quietly say

“Because it looks very nice and it’s not allowed”

⤷ reading brutal movie reviews | smosh mouth 93

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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

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guy at my store got fired for buying 1500 dollars (2 paychecks) of pokemon cards (before the store opened overnight, unreleased series) like. holy fuck. was it worth losing your job to resell cards dude 💀💀

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I gotta meet this guy

I’m writing my stupid little wizard detective small town book and I had the stupidest intrusive thought while writing and I cannot express how hard this made me laugh.

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Pregnancy looks so good on Amanda, she was glowing and her toucans were out in the latest beopardy

Chefs kiss stunning woman god I hope that’s me one day when I’m barefoot and pregnant on the ranch

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i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

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Ryoko kui decided when making Laios to just make a boy so hot. He looks good with long hair or short, stubble or not. He thick and strong and his dick is atleast 7 inches long.

he's so great and we need more people to mention it.

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Day 1

Dear Hunith,

your son has safely reached Camelot, which I think is most unfortunate. I am plagued with questions over your reasoning for sending him here. He's betrayed his secret with me five seconds through the door of my apartments; had there been a patient there, I would be writing you for arrangements for his remains. He also seems, from bits of our conversation, unaware of his father's identity but that seems too odd to be true to me, considering you of all people should know very well what sleeps underneath the castle.

I shall try to keep his as safe as possible, but please, call him back home. My heart could hardly take much more of this,

Gaius

Day 2

Dear Hunith,

Your menace of a son is in jail.

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For the love of god write your shit down. I don’t care if you think you’ll remember it you fucking won’t. Even if you think it sucks write it down anyway. “I always remember it” that’s survivor’s bias talking, MAKE THE DAMN NOTE

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spire in the woods is proof enough that Isaiah better be ready to defend Kayla with his life because I am coming for her