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so, I've been writing again (yes, that blink-182 songfic I was talking about) and here's what my friend had to say about it

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someone yell at me to write a lesbian songfic based on the rock show by blink182

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I’m allowing myself ONE meme on the subject and it’s gonna be this

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i mean think about it

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i've been rewatching teen wolf in quarantine and it's golden

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villain x villain starters

As requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

flirty

“You’re so good at being bad…”

“Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“My body count isn’t just the people I’ve killed. *wink*”

“Your face-off against [hero]…It was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Let me show you my lair.”

staying up late plotting together

“You work harder than the devil.”

“Do you want some coffee? You’ve been crafting this evil plan all night.”

“You have a beautiful mind.”

“Wow, you wrote all this? This is…genius.”

“You know, I didn’t think we’d make a good team. But…we do.”

jealous

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you have a thing for [hero/other villain].”

“Oh, honey, you don’t want to make ME jealous.”

“It’s just–I–I captured his/her/their best friend and he/she/they STILL won’t notice me.”

“Ooh, are you mad?~”

“If he/she/they look at you like that again, I will literally kill his/her/their entire family.”

domestic

“Darling–your cape. Fix your cape.” / “Why do you still wear capes? They’re so…vintage.”

“Ah, tax evasion season. My favorite time of year.”

“Make sure to pick up the kids after blowing up city hall/the bank/etc.”

“Good luck today~”

“Did you ever notice that most villain couples have toxic relationships?”

battle

“We can take ‘em.”

“What happened to your superweapon?!”

“If [hero] doesn’t kill you, then I WILL!”

“Dodging bullets/death rays/etc. is NOT the time to talk about our relationship.”

argument

“I’m doing this for US!”

“Maybe things would work out better if you didn’t spend all that time monologuing to [hero]…”

“I can’t remember why I teamed up with you in the first place.”

“It’s not MY fault we lost again.”

change

“Do you ever think that maybe we’re on the wrong side?”

“Sometimes I think about quitting this life…”

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things that are hard to hear.

**possible triggers - abuse / death / suicidal implications change pronouns as needed for things you’d WANT to hear, click here!!

❝ i don’t want you in my life anymore. ❞

❝ i don’t want to have a relationship with you. ❞

❝ she’s not coming home. ❞

❝ that wasn’t meant for you. ❞

❝ i don’t love you, okay? i never did. i never will. ❞

❝ you’re wasting my time. ❞

❝ you’re wasting your time. ❞

❝ you’re not listening to me! ❞

❝ i feel like i can’t tell you anything. ❞

❝ you’re too late. ❞

❝ you don’t give yourself enough credit. ❞

❝ you don’t give me enough credit. ❞

❝ it’s time for things to change. ❞

❝ you failed me. ❞

❝ fuck you. ❞

❝ i can see right through you. ❞

❝ things are getting bad again. ❞

❝ are things getting bad again? ❞

❝ move on. ❞

❝ that’s on you. that’s your fault. ❞

❝ you’re holding on to things that are holding you back. ❞

❝ you haven’t changed. ❞

❝ i’m not changing my mind. ❞

❝ i’m dying. ❞

❝ you’re good – but you’re not as good as you could be. ❞

❝ it’s always about you. ❞

❝ nobody cares about your problems. ❞

❝ i don’t trust you. ❞

❝ you’re being taken advantage of! ❞

❝ i feel like you’re taking advantage of me. ❞

❝ did you hear what she said about you? ❞

❝ life isn’t fair. suck it up. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean i liked you that way– ❞

❝ maybe it’s better this way. ❞

❝ i wish i’d never met you. ❞

❝ you ruin my happiness. ❞

❝ i think we should see other people. ❞

❝ i’m not ready to settle down. ❞

❝ i want to love someone like you love me. ❞

❝ you can do anything you set your mind to, but you won’t. ❞

❝ stop crying. ❞

❝ don’t come back. ❞

❝ i’m not coming back. ❞

❝ i don’t care enough about you to hate you. ❞

❝ i feel like you’re dragging me down with you. ❞

❝ why don’t you smile anymore? ❞

❝ something happened today. ❞

❝ i don’t want to do this anymore. ❞

❝ stop letting it get to you. ❞

❝ i’m sorry. ❞

❝ i’m not sorry. ❞

❝ you’re not sorry. ❞

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* .  ♡  sentence  starters  ft.  netflix’s:  the  society  1x02.

“  you  can’t  cry  forever.  “  

“  you  have  to  have  hope,  don’t  you  ?  “

“  maybe  the  buses  will  come  back  to  take  us  all  home.  “

“  there’s  a  game  of  fugitive  tonight.  it’s  going  to  be  the  biggest  one  yet.  you  in  ?  “

“  i’d  like  to  find  a  way  to  feel  better.  “

“  the  place  is  empty,  it’s  nobody’s  house.  “

“  this  place  is  yours  as  much  as  it  is  ours.  “

“  maybe  we  should  be  more  low-key.  some  people  could  freak  out.  “

“  there’s  no  reason  to  freak  out,  we’re  just  doing  inventory.  “

“  no,  no.  i’m  the  problem.  “

“  this  can’t  look  like  it  has  anything  to  do  with  me.  “

“  i  need  to  lay  low  for  a  while.  “

“  where  were  you  ?  you  were  already  gone  when  i  got  up  this  morning.  “

“  it’s  okay.  it’s  not  your  fault.  you  know  that.  “

“  who  care’s  if  it’s  not  my  fault  ?  “

“  i  watched  her  die  and  i  can’t  stop  thinking  about  it.  “

“  people  need  answers,  they  need  comfort.  we  have  to  know  where  to  look.  “

“  you  should  stay  over  tonight.  “

“  who  said  i’m  coming  to  your  party  ?  “

“  well,  it  can’t  be  that  great  spending  the  night  alone  in  your  own  house.  “

“  i’m  sorry  you’re  afraid  of  being  alone.  “

“  yeah,  well,  there’s  time  to  waste.  “

“  i  just  want  some  company,  i  guess.  “

“  i  know  how  to  be  invisible.  “

“  we’re  guessing  in  the  dark  here.  “

“  we  don’t  know  when  things  are  going  to  go  back  to  normal.  “

“  i  don’t  have  an  answer  to  those  questions.  “

“  the  only  thing  i  know  for  sure  we  can  control  is  ourselves.  “

“  i  think  people  are  doing  pretty  well,  under  the  circumstances,  don’t  you  ?  “

“  who  has  all  the  power  ?  “

“  are  you  really  going  to  eat  all  of  that  right  now  ?  “

“  it’s  a  nice  town,  but  it  can  get  old  pretty  fast.  “

“  you  can  be  my  partner,  if  you  want.  “

“  we’re  in  the  same  boat.  why  not  the  same  car  ?  “

“  you  say  too  many  things  you  don’t  mean.  “

“  you  don’t  need  to  do  this  for  me.  you  know  ?  “

“  maybe  you  shouldn’t  spend  all  of  your  time  worrying  about  me.  “

“  you  want  us  to  be  blamed  for  this  ?  “

“  i’m  not  really  in  the  mood  for  games.  “

“  you  can’t  do  that  without  asking.  “

“  i  can’t  take  responsibility  for  anything  i  did  when  i  was  eight.  “

“  i  just  didn’t  know  you.  “

“  why  do  you  keep  picking  me  ?  you  don’t  know  me.  “

“  i  think  that  we’re  kind  of  the  same,  don’t  you  ?  “

“  neither  one  of  us  has  many  friends.  “

“  rain  still  falls  down  instead  of  up.  that’s  comfort,  huh  ?  “