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Sorry I'm so behind rn! I have a j*b. I'll get to it boss.......

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Chapter 3 November 22 Thread C

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I'm officially allowed to talk to engineers again!

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Holy shit, finally. Took her long enough. I was getting so damn bored.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Catch me up on everything. I feel like it's been forever.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] You go first, what the absolute hell is happening over in psychology?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Okay, so right near the end of the last investigation, Dr. Tsutsujio had this big medical scare with his heart and had a really really bad panic attack. I'm sure you heard about that.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Right, yeah, engineering cleaned the chair he pissed himself in. Thanks Tsu.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I think he had some kind of mental break or something after that, I don't really know, but he basically holed up in the break room and couldn't really calm himself down.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] So then I guess Dr. Kitamuro from over in your department got really upset about the fact that Dr. Tsutsujio was in such a bad state, and insisted that he take time off, and now from what I'm hearing they're living together out in Asaka?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I heard they'll be out for two weeks. I'm surprised though, because Dr. Tsutsujio NEVER takes time off. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Yeah, neither does Kitamuro honestly. Says going up and down the mountain every time he wants to head to OMS is bad for his joints or whatever. He's old.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Also, Dr. Hattori cut his hair WAY shorter. Now it's short and black. He dyed it. He's not even wearing makeup anymore. He seriously looks like a completely different person, A.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Yeah, I saw, that's crazy. I didn't even recognize him, I thought he was someone new.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I think something might have happened, I don't really know. He's basically despondent now. He doesn't really talk unless he needs to for work. He used to be a lot chattier.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] It might be partially because Dr. Tsutsujio is gone though. Those two were really close.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] At least it'll probably get Kan off his back, what with his weird blonde fetish or whatever it is he has.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] I think I'd look really awful blonde, luckily.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] You'd look like a fucking gyaruo.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] What about engineering though?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Holy shit, thanks for asking, it's been a fucking nightmare.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] So when Kitamuro dipped, we were basically just stuck with Mikuma, who's kind of a useless sack of shit so he didn't pull any of his own weight and I had to take on like thrice the work.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] He kept trying to hang out with me because he feels bad for me and then he made me have one of Anna's weird beers with him in the server room.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] We got a bit fucked up and he started telling me about his fucking baseball team because that's all he fucking talks about is fucking baseball.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] And I was maybe drunk and I kind of went off on this big tangential rant about my whole family thing and then he gave me a fucking keychain??? I guess??? I still have it. I guess that was him trying to help. Prepare for shock: It's a fucking baseball.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Dude his brain is a fucking baseball.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway we got kind of super drunk and I slept in the server room that night but that's not important.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Apparently some shit happened where Dr. Kan kicked Dr. Kuneyasu's absolute ass? Nobody knows why, he just got his shit beat in. I believe the term they're using is EXCEPTIONAL SHINER.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Mikuma felt bad for him for whatever fucking reason, even though Dr. Kuneyasu is a rat among fucking rats, but yeah. Mikuma said he was gonna talk to him. That was the last I heard from good old Mikuma oji.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] He told us Kan wanted to talk to him and left and never came back. So yeah. I don't know.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] There's no way he's dead, right?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Definitely not. Dr. Toranosuke wouldn't kill someone, right? Maybe?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Maybe???? I don't know. The whole thing's making my fucking stomach hurt.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] He's not dead. There's no way he's dead. Someone would have said something if he was dead.

[62985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway, yeah. Mikuma and Kitamuro are both out of office, which means we have two temp supervisors filling in from motive implementation.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Because who knows how to run the upstairs division better than a bunch of fucking goons from the fucking basement? Unbelievable.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Because why should I be a supervisor, right? I only do literally fucking everything constantly.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway, since apparently Hisa hates me and wants me to have an awful life, she brought up Dannake and Nemoto.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Dannake's a good engineer, but she is absolutely fucking insufferable as a person and I just want her to stay the hell away from me and stop bugging me.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Nemoto's fucking crazy, and he shouldn't even be allowed to work here. I don't care if he was important before. Fucking retire him. He STABBED ME.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I could have literally died. He threw a fucking hammer at my head, Galahad.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Dannake's his handler or some shit, but she does fuck all, so they're both just completely useless.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] It's SO fucking frustrating. The only upside is that Hisa brought Suga in to keep Nemoto from constantly losing his shit, so now Nemoto's mostly laxed out, and Suga's here, which is fine. I like Suga.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] But that fucker literally turns his hearing aid off when Nemoto starts screaming and shit. I've SEEN him do it. He's a lucky bastard if you ask me.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] But now there's a whole other issue, because Nemoto wants to talk to Dr. Deng from biology, and Dr. Deng is literally avoiding this department like the plague, so I just have to keep hearing about it.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Galahad, I'm seriously going to lose my shit. I had it too good and I didn't even know. I miss the ojiisans. I miss them. I need them to come back and kick these fuckers back to the basement.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Also did you know Suga and Kichibe used to fuck? What the hell? Hello?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway that's a secret. Didn't hear it from me.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] But yeah. That's the engineering rundown. I think that's pretty much it. Thoughts?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] =͟͟͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Who's Dr. Deng again?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] He's the Chinese guy with the stump arm. He literally never leaves his desk so you honestly might not have even met him. He's the one who's lunch takes up half the fucking fridge.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Oh! Right, no, I definitely know him. What happened to that arm?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] You're such a damn gossip. Look at you. Disgusting.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] What you just told me that Suga and Kichibe were sleeping together what

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Anyway I dunno but he's in biology so Kan probably fucking ate it or something.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] ( •᷄ࡇ•᷅ )

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] He doesn't actually eat people right?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] No, dumbass.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Don't scare me like that!

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I hear he climbs down chimneys and collects bad kids in a big sack and then throws them in a swamp.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] A! Cut it out! ( •̀ ᴖ •́ )

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] I hear he goes "rrrrrrrr it's me, Dr. Kan, come here little boy, so I can stuff you in my big swampy swamp sack for bad little children" and then he shoves them in and swamps them. It's super fucked.

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] You're going to get me in trouble again if these messages get out. You're so irresponsible.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Yeah, well, my messages are secured, so we're perfectly safe to call Kan all sorts of not-so-nice words.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Guy's not getting into my encrypted messages, he doesn't even know how to fucking scan. It's literally the easiest shit ever. Put the paper in the fucking scanner and close the thing.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Break time? Eat outside?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Sure, the weather's nice right now. Tiny bit chilly, just bring a sweater. Meet you there.

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Chapter 3 November 22 Thread B

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] Oh Dr. Murunaga! Got time for a quick chat?

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Always enough time for you Dr. Tatematsu ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)✨ What's up?

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] I wanted to compliment you on a job well done. You've really been working hard this past week. It shows! You've been a very good listener!

[840070420/ Dr. Tatematsu] I think good work should be rewarded. Since you've proven to me that you can be responsible with your time, I am officially lifting the net ban on talking to engineers. Chat away!

[903865375/ Dr. Murunaga] Thank you so, so much Dr. Tatematsu. I promise I won't mess it up again. Thank you so much.

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Chapter 3 November 22 Thread A

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] When are you two going back downstairs?

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Whenever Kitamuro decides to make his way back over.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Or until Mikuma comes back, I guess. If he comes back.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] I'll drag him back upstairs myself if I have to. You two need to go back to motive implementation.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] That's no way to treat a loved one.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Dannake, I'm not joking, cut the shit. Please go back downstairs.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] You KNOW it's out of my hands. Higashigaki wants us up here supervising, so we're supervising. You're going to have to grin and bear it.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] You know, it wouldn't kill you to come say hi. It's not like he's contagious.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Please stop talking about shit you know nothing about.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Ah, right, because the more emotionally mature decision is to avoid him at all costs. At least Suga stuck around for the long haul.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Eh, probably better not to bother, I don't think he remembers you either way.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Maybe he remembers Suga better because Suga never left?

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Eh. I'm being a bit of a scoundrel actually. He's been mentioning you all day.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] What?

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] Yeah. Suga was showing him some playlist, and I guess that jogged something, because he keeps asking about you. I don't think he knows who you are, I think he just knows your name exists.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] What did he say?

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Nevermind, don't tell me, I don't want to know.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Tell me.

[275118123/ Dr. Dannake] It's not exciting. He's just been mentioning your name in passing. Most of what he says doesn't make any sense. I stopped trying to get it after a while.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] No, nevermind, don't tell me anything. Stop getting my hopes up. Just do whatever you need to do and go back downstairs.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Please just stay the hell away from me. Both of you. Please.

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Chapter 2 November 20 Thread E

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] I'm stressing.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Why whats up

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Genki messaged me asking if I remembered him. He didn't know whether I still worked here or not.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Oh shit is that his first time messaging you since

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Yeah. Didn't really know what to say so I cut him off pretty quick.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Don't know why I'm getting so upset. It's not like he's the same person.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Doesn't look like Genki and doesn't talk like Genki so I don't know why I'm bothering to waste so much energy thinking about it.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] I mean I guess hes still Genki though right

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] No, he's not Genki, because Genki would remember me. As far as I'm concerned, Genki is dead. This guy isn't Genki.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] That's just easier to digest I guess.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Sorry, I know it must be hard to see him like that either way

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] It's pissing me off.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Are you sure you dont want to talk to him at all

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] I can't. Genuinely. That's too much for me.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] It's not that he's just completely nothing like Genki. It's that he's ALMOST like Genki.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] He still looks kind of like Genki. Kind of. Sometimes he still SOUNDS like Genki. For like, two seconds, and then he's gone again. I can't handle that.

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Sorry. This is just a lot for me today.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] No its fine I get it its a lot

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Just not ready to talk to him yet. Sorry. Maybe later. It'd be rude to ignore him if he's up here now.

[294553703/ Dr. Daikubara] Dont rush yourself

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] I'll think about it.

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Chapter 2 November 20 Thread D

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Dr. Deng do you still work here??

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] What? Yes. Do you need something?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] No I just remembered you and I wanted to see if you still worked here it's Genki do you remember me??

[648404270/ Dr. Deng] Yeah, I remember you Genki. Hope you're doing well. Take care.

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Chapter 2 November 20 Thread C

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Sounds a little hectic over there.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Yes, well, I'm sure you'd know nothing about that.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] What the hell do you want? Why is it never enough for you two? What the hell do you gain from continuing to do this time and time again?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] What's he freaking out about?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Stop acting like you don't know.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] This is so pointlessly stupid and mean-spirited. It's a stuffed animal. There's no universe in which you can convince me Dr. Toranosuke had any reason to take it other than pointless cruelty.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Yeah, well, you're not wrong I guess.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] How is it not enough already? What the hell are the boundaries of how far he's willing to go to for pure sadism? What the hell do you gain from this?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Alright, alright, relax. I didn't do anything.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] You're not hearing this from me, but maybe some rumours around the office say that Kan tends to hide things he takes in the upstairs freezer. Just saying.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] So if, by some circumstance, I knew anything about this, that's where I'd point you.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Why are you telling me this?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Pretty sure I just said that I didn't tell you this

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] It was there. Thank you.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Huh. What a coincidence. Consider that a favour, assistant to assistant.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I don't understand. You hate me

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Yeah, well, that's not your fault, that's because I'm a piece of shit [true].

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] You're not wrong. I hate you. I hate you a lot. Seriously.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] But it's got nothing to do with you. Don't think too hard about it.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] I just think it feels a bit egregious to keep poking at Dr. Nemoto when he's clearly already at rock bottom.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Don't tell Kan about any of this.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Are you okay?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] We're not friends. Don't get confused.

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Chapter 2 November 20 Thread B

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Seki. Do you hear that?

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] I'm watching it happen. What's even going on?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I may have done something a bit mischievous.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Yeah.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Admittedly, it may have been a bit out of turn, but quite frankly, I was bored.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] What did you do?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Dr. Nemoto's been grating my nerves ever since he came up from the basement, and quite frankly, I found it rather pretentious, so I've taken the liberty of humbling him a bit

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] It's a common misconception, Seki, but being a once-brilliant scientist does not mean one is ALWAYS going to be a brilliant scientist.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Dr. Kan, I really don't know if stealing his stuff is a smart idea. He's working directly with Suga. Dr. Yonekura could count this as messing with Suga.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] You're going to get in a lot of trouble if she does.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Yes, well, I'm afraid I'm acting with a bit of an ulterior motive at the moment. If he makes enough of an ass of himself, I'm hoping he'll be fired. He's certainly working hard enough at that right now.

[774152566/ Dr. Kuneyasu] Dr. Kan, he's really, really losing it.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Unfortunately that's just about all he's good at these days. His mentally deficient wailing will hopefully prove annoying enough to have Haruka drag him out without restraint. Frankly, I'd just like to have him gone.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Do keep an eye on things.

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Chapter 2 November 20 Thread A

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Suga do you know you smell like lavender?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I think that's probably my hand lotion.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] WOW!!!!!!!!!!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Dr. Kasuga gave it to me. Do you remember her? Anna?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Kasuga yep yep I remember Kasuga a bit. She's an xray girl so I worked with her before I remember.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Indeed, she's a radiologist. She's lovely.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] WAIT!!!!!!!!! You're not more friends with her than you are with me right? Because I didn't give you hand lotion?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Well now you sound a bit jealous.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] THAT IS DUE TO MY JEALOUSY SUGA THAT IS WHY I SOUND THAT!!!!!!!!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I can safely assure you that my relationship with you is completely different from my relationship with Dr. Kasuga.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Between you and me, my feelings towards Anna are actually a bit more romantic than that. Shush.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] i gasped out loud just now. what. do you LIKE HER

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I think she's a very respectable doctor of similar interests and age to myself and I think that's all I'd really like to say on the matter.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] HAWHAWWWWWWW you like her that's so crazy. Good luck Suga I'm rooting for you but also this is the worst place ever to date people I think so good luck.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] WAIT I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND?!?!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] It didn't last, I'm afraid. That was more of a casual affair than anything, honestly. I'm surprised you recall it. I'm a bit embarrassed.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] WHAT HAPPENED!!!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Nothing happened, we simply realized it was going nowhere and we were both just trying to relieve stress. It was Dr. Kichibe from psychology, actually.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] PSYCHOLOGY WHAT!!!! YOU DOG!!!!!!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] No need to get strange about it. I work very closely with psychology.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Has anyone ever told you that you look like hattori

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Frequently. We're related.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] That makes sense ALSO I wanted to ask you something?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Go ahead.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Genki?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Is report 0332 [the report about Suga's SA by Kan while being operated on] about you?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] No. Nothing to do with me. Don't mind it.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Okay. I won't mind it.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Suga im really excited to work with you again youre a very good assistant.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I'm happy to be working with you again as well, Genki. You're an exceptionally brilliant doctor.

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Chapter 2 November 19 Thread E

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] EVERYONE BE NICE TO SUGA HE WORKS HERE NOW AND IS MY ASSISTANT THANKS!!!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I'll be temporarily filling an engineering intern position to account for the ongoing understaffing. Thank you for the opportunity, and I look forward to working with you all.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] BE NICE TO HIM!!!!!! HE'S VERY SMART AND HE IS A VERY GOOD BIOLOGIST!!!!! Not an engineer though.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Right, welcome to the department Dr. Suga.

[434334633/ Dr. Nemoto] AND MOVE YOUR MOUTH MORE WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM BECAUSE HIS HEARING IS VERY BAD.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Please don't send messages on my code channel.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Oh sorry one second I got excited

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] BUT YEAH MOVE YOUR MOUTH MORE WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM BECAUSE HIS HEARING IS VERY BAD.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Please don't. I have a hearing aid. We're fine.

[106910595/ Dr. Mutai] ok thank you ill do very stupid mouths when talking to suga

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Do you guys know Suga actually have you worked with Suga before?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] He's a REALLY SMART BIOLOGIST he was actually my assistant for a really long time he's really good at it.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] SO BE NICE TO HIM AND RESPECT HIM AND GET BACK TO WORK OKAY!!!

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Chapter 2 November 19 Thread D

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Hi Haruka! I've got a bit of an odd request for you today, if it's not too much trouble.

[236837461/ Dr. Yonekura] Make it quick.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] So as you know, the engineering department is a bit understaffed at the moment.

[236837461/ Dr. Yonekura] I'm aware.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Well, if you still don't have a place for Dr. Suga, would it be alright for me to take him for a bit? I know he's not an engineer, but we just need an extra pair of hands, really. Organization and observation and such. Would that be okay?

[236837461/ Dr. Yonekura] I'm fine with that. Gives him something to do at least. Please just keep him out of my hair.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Perfect! Thank you!

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Chapter 2 November 19 Thread C

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] Hi. I'm calling an unofficial meeting of the engineering interns. We need to have a discussion. Dr. Izamaru Anaki.

[106910595/ Dr. Mutai] it aint happening girl

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] No, I'm kind of with her. This has gone way too far.

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] Do we have any method whatsoever for contacting Dr. Kitamuro other than via his work phone?

[106910595/ Dr. Mutai] guys seriously PLEAAAASE dont make him come back early he NEVER TAKES TIME OFF EVER

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Ruo, I'm not working under these two, they're fucking crazy. He can leave again as soon as Mikuma comes back, but we need *one of them back right now.*

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Dr. Nemoto threw a fucking hammer at me. I can't work like this.

[106910595/ Dr. Mutai] yeah but like thats actually such an honour hes very high ranking u know

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] I am of the opinion that if we aren't going to contact Dr. Kitamuro, we need to retrieve Dr. Kawasaka.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] If Kan didn't kill the guy, sure. Who's volunteering to go downstairs?

[106910595/ Dr. Mutai] errrrrr no thank you WWWWW

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] I'd rather not.

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Then we need to call Kitamuro. There's no fucking universe in which I can work under Dr. Nemoto for that long.

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] I agree. Dr. Kitamuro needs to be contacted.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Hi, sorry for the interruption, I know this is an intern meeting.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Please don't try to call Dr. Kitamuro. He really needs the time off.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] I know this is tough. I promise I looked at every option I had. I'd let you guys supervise yourselves if you had enough seniority, I promise.

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Just try to grin and bear it for a bit, okay? Dr. Kitamuro's only going to be away for two weeks OMS [outside world]. That's nothing. We can manage that long, right team?

[362985938/ Dr. Figueiredo] Hisa, he threw a fucking hammer at me. He stabbed me. With a screwdriver. I had to get stitches. That was RIGHT AFTER HE GOT HERE. Are you serious?

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] Right, I know, and I'm sorry, he just struggles sometimes with

[421755348/ Dr. Higashigaki] OH I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA.

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Chapter 2 November 19 Thread B

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[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Dr. Nemoto! How interesting to see you up and about after your stint in motive implementation. I'd figured you'd be down there for some time. How is life treating you?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Mostly bad because I hurt two of my nails but a little good because I have ice on them now what's up?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Right, I've just received a report about that, actually. I'm reviewing it now. You attacked Dr. Dannake?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Yeah she's okay though because it wasn't that bad. She said it's fine and I said I was sorry.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I see, I see. Well, Dr. Nemoto, it seems that even in your grotesque, barely-functioning state, you've still managed to be an embarrassment. Do you have the faculties left to comprehend what you've done?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Dr. Dannake of all people. It's deplorable. She's quite a brilliant mind, you know. It's far beneath her stature to be clawed by the likes of whatever you can be considered these days.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] A certain curiosity almost drives me to ask you how it feels. How it feels to be a pathetic, flailing shell of a once-magnificent doctor. Almost. Unfortunately, my disgust for you outweighs that.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Do me a favour and take a moment to look at yourself. I genuinely wonder if you consider yourself recognizable at the moment.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Physically, you are revolting. Mentally, you are degrading. Unable to control your own emotions, unable to control your own mind, and unable to stop yourself from lashing out like a feral animal.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Your primary contribution in this laboratory is to violently attack the minds who are actually contributing to science. Are you aware of what that makes you?

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] A liability. A mistake. My mistake. It's actually quite embarrassing to have you running around up here. I'm sheepish.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Do you remember what you used to be? I do. Quite vividly. You were an incredibly brilliant mind, do you recall that? A promising, respectful scientist. You truly were making a name for yourself. On my radar, at least.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I'm remiss to say that you currently exist as something I allow to shamble around purely out of obligation. There is no respect involved, I assure you.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] You repulse me. Truly. If the decision were mine, your existence would be terminated. Not as a concluding, final note to any sort of an experiment, but as waste disposal.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Is any of this registering for you? Can you focus your eyes and wipe the drool away from your chin for long enough to register a single message? I genuinely don't know anymore. I've done my best not to keep up to date with your pitiful life in the basement.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] You're a moron. Genuinely. You're a moron, and when you moronically lash out at wiser doctors like a mindless ape, it makes all of us look bad, you see.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Die. Please. Die so I don't have to go through the trouble of convincing a higher power to have you killed. Die. Do everyone in this building a favour and die. Please.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Please die. It would be incredibly convenient for me. I wish you had died. I truly, truly want you to die. Please die.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] What am I even blabbering about? This is pointless. You're not registering any of this, are you? This entire interaction is too complicated for the simplicity you limit yourself to.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Dr. Nemoto, please follow my simple, simple orders, and die.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Please stop

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I would be very, very amused by seeing you try to stop me, Dr. Nemoto.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Please allow me to lay this out clearly for you, so that you may understand.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I am a brilliant scientist. I am of sound mind, I am coherent, and I am an exceptional team lead.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] You are the distorted remains of someone who would have been an incredible doctor, if only he hadn't been so weak and stupid.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] I have won, and you have lost. Is that simple enough for you to grasp? I'm going to keep researching, and keep working, and keep advancing medical science for many, many years.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] You are going to desperately cling to the fraying threads of memories that nobody will ever give a damn about ever again, for the rest of time.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Enough of my time has been wasted. If you can't manage to do something as simple as dying, please at least do the job you've been assigned in engineering. And do keep your hands to yourself, please. You blithering idiot.

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Chapter 2 November 19 Thread A

[458175088/ Dr. Ibano] Injury report coming in hot.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Good gracious, again? What now?

[458175088/ Dr. Ibano] Altercation in the engineering department. Dr. Dannake was injured by Dr. Nemoto, who injured himself in the process of injuring her. Fun.

[154314147/ Dr. Toranosuke] Sigh. Very well. I'll speak with Dr. Nemoto about the matter. Send the report over.

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Chapter 2 November 19 Thread B

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] What's up with him?

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] I have no idea. Typically, we don't ask.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I feel bad just watching though. Should you let a supervisor know?

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] We only have one supervisor over in psychology and he's basically useless at the moment.

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] Hi. To clarify, Dr. Tatematsu came in earlier and ordered him not to leave his desk under any circumstances. Dr. Izamaru Anaki.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] When was that?

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] Approximately ten hours ago.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] No wonder he's restless. Any idea when she's coming by to relieve him? That's a bit excessive.

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] She usually doesn't. Typically she'll tell him to stay at his desk and then not come back until she happens to need to return for other reasons. Then she'll say she forgot to tell him he could leave.

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] He does seem somewhat disoriented. I would recommend alerting Dr. Tatematsu if I didn't suspect she would overreact in some regard

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] Not a good idea. Nothing can be done, really. It's between him and Dr. Tatematsu

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Anything we can get him at least? Food or water or something?

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] He generally won't consume food or water if he's not allowed to leave his desk. Limits bathroom trips and such. He's got it down to a bit of a science by this point, I think. I'm not jealous.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I don't understand why this is just accepted practice at this point. I feel like this place is degrading quickly.

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] Well surely we're looking at a much brighter future now that the engineering department is completely falling apart. Note sarcasm.

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] Hey. Shut up. Dr. Izamaru Anaki.

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] wwwww

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] Engineering will recover once Dr. Kitamuro comes back. If Dr. Kawasaka comes back, that would also be helpful.

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] I'd check on him if I felt like dying.

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] Oh he's on the move.

[467330635/ Dr. Izamaru] I'm surprised he would leave without Dr. Tatematsu's permission.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Perhaps she messaged him?

[970442030/ Dr. Yonezawa] I don't see him moving otherwise, quite frankly.

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Chapter 2 November 18 Thread A

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] DR SUGA I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED BECAUSE ARE YOU NOT IN BIOLOGY ANYMORE????

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Not at the moment. I'm between teams right now. I'm mostly handling observation.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I suppose that makes two of us then. I wasn't aware you were an engineer now.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Yes well it turns out I'm actually very GOOD at engineering so I'm an engineer now.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Well I hope that's been enjoyable for you. I'm somewhat surprised to see you upstairs though.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] It's because I'm an engineering supervisor now. Isn't it kind of crazy how I'm really important now and you don't have a job really anymore?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Well that was awfully backhanded. I'll have you know I'm actually quite comfortable in my current position. I wouldn't mind if they kept me in observation for the rest of time.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] WELL IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!! I've missed seeing you around so it's cool to be upstairs now.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Thank you, Genki. It's good to see you too. I hope you've been well.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] YEAH I'M WELL!!!!!! HOW IS BIOLOGY DOING NOW THOUGH!!!!!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Not much has changed since your departure, I'm afraid. I suppose the only real change is that I've lost my night shift conversation partner. I've been getting along well with Dr. Daikubara and Dr. Kasuga though.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Are you still taking care of my notes?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Of course. I've added what I can, but I'm afraid I lack your expertise. I've left all of your work untouched but protected. Don't be worried.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] DO NOT LOSE MY NOTES!!!! I'm going to need them so don't lose them okay?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I won't. I promise. They're safe.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] I love you so don't lose my stuff okay? Because when I get better WE'RE GOING TO WORK TOGETHER AGAIN so don't lose my things okay?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I assure you I won't lose them.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Okay, good. Why don't you work in biology anymore? Did something happen?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] The explanation's a bit long-winded, it's best to just let it be. I'd rather just focus on the work I'm doing currently.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Did something happen with Dr. Kan?

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I've been advised not to speak on it.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Oh okay sure.  I'm wondering if I should talk to Dr. Kan now that I'm upstairs. I don't know.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] If that's something you feel you need to do, I won't stop you, but I'm not enthusiastic about the idea.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Shouldn't you be working, Genki?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Yeah but nothing happens in engineering mostly until motives hit or people die. It's super boring. I feel like this whole lab is just watching TV all the time. I wanna do science.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Would you like me to tell you a bit about your research, maybe?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] YES!!! DO THAT!!!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Fine, but don't tell Dr. Higashigaki that I'm distracting you. Pretend you're working. You can do that, right?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] YES!!!!!!!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You were researching cellular senescence. I'm afraid it's not really my area of expertise, but from my understanding, it's a matter of cells that stop dividing with age and produce inflammatory signals that damage tissues and organs.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Your work was about figuring out how to target those cells and clear them out. Either that, or turn them into healthy, functioning cells. I hope I'm getting that right.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You wanted to cure degenerative diseases. Alzheimer's, arthritis, cancer, you understand. You wanted to keep cells healthy and cooperative. Does that ring a bell?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Oh that definitely sounds important. A bit ambitious though. I don't know about all that.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You were very ambitious! I remember you telling me how important it was to give people more time with the ones they loved. You were quite determined. You cared a lot about helping people.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You said it wasn’t enough to just study the cells; you had to understand the entire environment. You worked on the extracellular matrix, the way cells communicate and adapt to their surroundings.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You were experimenting with engineered enzymes and targeted RNA molecules to "clean up" the cellular neighborhood, to reset the system without causing harm. Honestly, it's all a bit beyond me.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You were deep into senolytics, the compounds designed to selectively clear out the old, dysfunctional cells. You’d developed an experimental enzyme that could target the molecular markers these senescent cells give off.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] It was supposed to break down the proteins those cells release - the ones that cause chronic inflammation and disrupt healthy tissues. The goal was simple: get rid of the bad apples without touching the good ones.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You wanted more than just clearing out the debris. You were experimenting with reprogramming those cells entirely, coaxing them into becoming young, active cells again.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You used a modified version of Yamanaka factors - the genes that can revert adult cells back into a stem-cell-like state.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] But you weren’t reckless about it; you knew that too much reprogramming could lead to cancer or uncontrolled growth. You worked tirelessly to refine the process, using bursts of these factors rather than prolonged exposure.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] And your work on the extracellular matrix - that was *groundbreaking.* You said senescent cells aren’t the only problem; it’s the environment they create that traps healthy cells in a vicious cycle.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You studied how to "reset" the matrix, using engineered peptides and even nano-scale scaffolds to repair damaged tissues. Your goal was to make the environment hospitable again, to give the remaining healthy cells a fighting chance.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You worked to develop delivery systems for your therapies - targeted nanoparticles, capable of homing in on senescent cells like precision-guided missiles. It was elegant, really. And risky.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] You always worried about unintended consequences - if one of those delivery systems malfunctioned, or if a treatment activated the wrong genetic pathways, there could be problems. But you believed the potential was worth it.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I think what I admired most was your perspective. You never saw it as just a scientific puzzle. You always talked about the people who’d benefit.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] The patient with early-stage Parkinson’s who could keep walking their grandkids to school. The mother with failing kidneys who wouldn’t have to spend her last years tied to a dialysis machine.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] It wasn’t about ego for you, Genki. It was about giving people a second chance. I hope that's stuck with you, at least. Do you remember?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] WOW that sounds really complicated. You still have all my notes on that right??

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Of course. They'll be ready when you're feeling better.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] HAAAA okay good. When I'm feeling better I'm get right back to it and finish it up probably since you have no idea what you're even doing in there Suga.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I'm afraid that's about right. But I can keep your notes safe, at least.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] How are you feeling though? Still unwell?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] I AM ALWAYS UNWELL LITERALLY EVERY DAY SUGA!!!!!!!! But engineering isn't SO bad like motive implementation because I can GO OUTSIDE MORE and fresh air feels pretty good.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] I went out earlier today and people were SMOKING OUT THERE. Bad idea. Makes you smell bad too. Don't smoke.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Believe me, I have no intentions of picking up the habit.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] A lot of these engineering guys have bad habits. Lots of smoking lots of drinking also sometimes manga but I guess that's not as bad. Still probably makes you smell bad.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I'm not sure those three are on par with each other.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] Yeah probably. YOU SHOULD COME VISIT ENGINEERING SINCE I'M UP HERE NOW SUGA! I wanna talk to you because I love you okay? So VISIT!

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Maybe. I'd like to be able to find the time.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] ueghrrrrrrrrr I'm already feeling sick again and I just sat down JUST NOW. You come supervise instead and I'll nap in the storage closet.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I'm afraid I can't help you with that. If you need rest though, I'm sure you could leave the department with Dr. Dannake for a bit and sneak upstairs.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] I WANT TO DO SCIENCE THOUGH I DON'T JUST WANT TO SIT AND FEEL SICK OR TAKE NAPS!!! I'm a SCIENTIST Suga I want to do SCIENCE.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] Well there's not much for us to be doing right now, is there?

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] HEY WRITE SOMETHING IN MY NOTES FOR ME ACTUALLY. Something with COL1A1 and COL1A2 I don't know. Write it down I feel like I've got something.

[434334633/ Dr. Suga] I'll write that down, sure thing.

[888079647/ Dr. Nemoto] OKAY BYE SUGA I NEED TO GO TAKE A BREAK!

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