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textluvaffair · 7 years
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Jeon fucking Jungkook.
You can ignore all the weird shit you get into every time you come over. WARNING: strong language, mention of sex
What happens when you're telling your best friend about that time when your jaw almost fell out and she says: “that could be a good fanfic”
It always begins with a message. Usually it’s something short from his side like “what u up to?”, “bored?” or straightforward “come over.”
(One time you found yourself standing in front of his apartment after just “?” and you are not really proud of that, but it was in time of midterms, economics 405 were kicking your ass and they got your order at Starbucks wrong, so you needed some stress relieving fuck, okay?)
Nobody knows when this FWB relationship between you and Jungkook began and why is it still going on, but you couldn’t care less because Jungkook is hot and his dick game is 10/10, would recommend.
You can ignore all the weird shit you get into every time you come over.
Like that one day you ended up tied to his bed frame for 4 hours until his roommate came home and helped you (to this day Namjoon can’t properly look into your eyes) or when you had to go to work with neck covered by bruises (“Was it a bear attack?” asked one of your co-workers and you answered with quiet: “more like a very dangerous bunny”). Even the pain after the skin on your back and knees was burned from hard carpet in the truck of Jungkook’s father van, or when you almost fell from the third floor because he wanted to try to have sex on the balcony, wasn’t as bad.
Everything was pretty okay, at least you had stories to tell, but tonight…
Oh, tonight was very special.
Even after all those surprise you would never, in a million years, imagine yourself sitting on examination bed in emergency room at 1am with mouth hanging open and Jungkook playing with his phone next to you.
You couldn’t talk, so you just flipped him of and killed him with a glare when he snapped picture of you, probably sending it to everyone you know. His phone started buzzing with reply messages almost immediately (it’s fucking 1am, why the fuck is everyone up?) and he chuckled at some of them.
“Taehyung laughed so hard he spilled tea all over his art project,” he told you and you screamed “I DON’T CARE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE” in your mind, full of hope that Jungkook somehow learned how to read minds.
“Yoongi asked me if I at least finished.” He probably imagined it, because suddenly he bent over and started laughing really hard.
You fished out phone from pocket of your jeans and quickly typed out message to Jeon fucking JungCOCK.
Me: next time ill bite your dick of lets see who laughs then
The smirk stayed on Jungkook’s lips even after reading your threat to his best friend (yes, he called his dick his best friend because they “are always together in the hardest times”).
Jungcock: you wouldn’t do that, you are too hungry for it
Me: shut the fuck up
Me: what will you tell the doctor?
Jungkook’s brows furrowed and he gave you a questioning look.
“Why should I say anything?” he asked and cocked his head to one side. Why did he look so innocent when in reality, it was disgusting, horny pig? Or bunny. Or both.
Me: i cant speak you idiot
Me: just say that i was yawning or something like that
“Yawning?” he read out loud, watching you with unmoving gaze and puckered his lips. “There is no fun in that.”
You took your phone again and quickly tried to send him message with “i know this face, don’t fucking try pulling some shit because if you do i will make sure you will never have any children in the future”, but the door opened and you put your phone down to take a look at the doctor.
Somehow you prayed it will be some young doctor and you could tell them the truth, laugh at it a little but it was this older lady with silver hair in high bun and red lips in a straight line. She had the typical “I hate this job so fucking much” attitude from the first glance and you thought if it’s too late to start praying to God, that Jungkook will behave like a grown up man for once in his life.
She very slowly moved to her desk, sitting down on a chair and then giving you a quick glance. Not a nice one, you had to say.
“Jaw fell out, right?” she asked and you just nodded. You hoped she is a little bit smarter than Jungkook and will realize that right now you can answer only yes-or-no questions. “How did it happen?” Maybe not that smart.
Jungkook cleared out his throat and he put his hand on your shoulder. Oh, this smells, you thought, waiting for him to say something.
“You know, we were having a little bit of a contest,” he started with a sigh. What a great actor you are, Jungkook. “She made a bet that she can put her whole fist in her mouth. Well, she won, didn’t she.”
You swung your leg as much as you could, kicking Jungkook right in the shin. He howled loudly but immediately straightened his back and acted like absolutely nothing happened.
“Please no more injuries,” the lady said, very annoyed by both you and that retard next to you. “Contest, funny… Now… what really happened?”
You shared a long look with Jungkook, trying to tell him with your eyes that he better come up with something more believable, that will make you look like a less of a idiot.
“Look, even if it’s something illegal, I have no right to tell anyone else anyway. It’s just precaution,” said the lady with rolling her eyes to the back of her head. “I just need to know how it happened so I know if I should check other parts of your body and which treatment to do and blah blah blah, things like that.”
You honestly couldn’t imagine how this woman finished medical studies, but then again, medical school probably wasn’t that hard when dinosaurs were still roaming this planet.
“Her jaw fell out when she was sucking my d-… penis,” Jungkook answered. Your hand flew up to the pressure point on your neck, trying to find out if you died and you came to hell or if your heart is still beating - you would appreciate if it stopped. Like right now.
“Be that kind, mister… It’s called cunnilingus,” the woman sighed and turned to the computer screen, probably to write it all down. “No more injuries?”
“We didn’t go that far today- OUCH! _____, can you stop hitting me? Okay, maybe one more injury, why are your nails so long?”
In that moment you decided, next time Jungkook texts you “you coming?”, you will reply with “i am but you will not”.
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textluvaffair · 8 years
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textluvaffair · 8 years
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Please don't take this the wrong way of its not, but is this blog abandoned?
Ah, it's not. Well, it is and it's not at the same time. I'm kinda on a... hiatus?
I thought I could keep it up but it seems that I'm in place where I can't write. I always try to come up with a content for all my readers but I am so drained of imagination that... I don't know what to do.
But I'm still keeping this blog in hope that tomorrow will be better and I will be able to write something worthy.
BTW - do you have any tips how to get into writing again? Please, haha.
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textluvaffair · 8 years
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So are you still doing the I Need You thing? Because a while ago you said the Jungkook one is almost done, is that still true? No need to rush tho :)
I have the INU Jungkook finished but when I did proof reading I just.. I didn't like it. So I decided not to publish it.
But yes, I want to finish what I started, that means I will try and continue with INU. But I don't think Jungkook will be the next one. I have to rewrite that ^^
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textluvaffair · 8 years
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iconic yoongi moments
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textluvaffair · 8 years
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Yay!!! I'm so excited that you updated!! It was great!!
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Thank you
I'm officially back to writing! So anticipate!! ^^
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textluvaffair · 8 years
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WARNING: Smut ahead, little bit of dominance
It was freezing cold outside.
People on the streets were covered in multiple layers of warm clothing and the only thing that was heard was the howling freezing wind. There was no snow, just wet patches that froze overnight, becoming a very dangerous trap for not careful walkers.
You had a long, black leather coat that wrapped closely around your body but provided almost no warmth. Your knee-high leather boots were rhythmically landing on the concrete, lower half of your face hid behind large white scarf and gloved hands shoved deep inside of your coat’s pockets.
When you reached your destination at last, your felt the cold in your bones and your teeth were clattering for you were so cold when you asked the receptionist to let you in.
She smiled at you knowingly, nodding and buzzing you into the tall building.
You sighed from happiness as you felt your fingers defrosting and untangled the big scarf from around your neck.
The steps you took were almost automatic, walking up the stairs and turning the corners to reach that one room where you knew he would be. You didn’t bother to knock on the door before opening  them and walking in. You closed the door shut after you and locked it with a fast turn of your wrist.
He looked startled but when he recognized your face you saw him melting. As if he was in the cold just now and you were the only source of warmth.
“Hi, sweetie! You haven’t told me you’re going to stop by,” he laughed and stopped the music blasting loudly from the speakers.
He was wearing one of his loose tank tops and shorts, a little bit weird in this winter time, but it showed his lean figure and muscles on his arms rippling under his skin after every move he took.
You didn’t greet him back. You pulled your gloves off your hands, throwing them somewhere on the floor as you took few steps closer to him.
Because even though your skin still tingled from the winter outside of the windows, there was uncomfortable fire in your body that only he knew hot to extinguish.
Carefully unbuttoning your coat you let it slip off your body on floor and you heard a loud gasp coming from Hoseok, standing just feet away from you, his eyes glued to your naked body.
“Sweetie?” you heard the uneasiness in his voice and you grinned at him widely, devilishly.
Just one step more and you were pressing your naked body to his sweaty one and you took in the smell of practice lingering on his body. Your fingers immediately started to roam around until they settled on the sides of his shocked face.
You were wearing high heels so there was no need to stand up on your tiptoes when you reached for a short a sweet kiss. He responded so nicely by tilting his face and deepening the kiss, his own hands trying to grab your hips.
But you were having none of that. Catching his hands you pulled them behind his body and continued kissing him and guiding him to the black couch that sat in the room.
“I’m needy,” you told him as if it was the mystery of the day and set yourself on the soft cushions. You slowly spread your legs and with one of your fingers you run over your center.
“Be a good boy, Hobi.” It was all he needed to fall on his knees. He pressed the heels of his hands into your knees to spread them even wider and without any waiting - because he knew what could happen if he was disobeying - he dipped his head to your core and took a single long lick over your drenched folds.
You sucked the much needed air into your lungs and shuffled a little bit on the sofa to take more comfortable position.
Another long lick and you moaned softly. You felt him smiling against your skin as he slowly pushed the tip of his tongue inside of you. You whispered his name, followed by compliment how good he is and that you will reward him later. And as if on cue, he became even better boy, by closing his lips around your bud and sucking harshly.
He slipped two digits into your core next and your hands, already holding onto him, tucked on his hair and you started grinding on his fingers and face, whispering to yourself that this was exactly what you needed.
It didn’t take long for you to see starts behind your closed eyes and to have your body violently twitching from the orgasm that just erupted deep inside.
You let your hands fall from his hair and he stood up, wiping your juices off his face with the back of hand.
“Better?” he asked and leaned down to give you a sweet kiss right on your cupid’s bow. You nodded, snaked hands around his neck and pulled him down. The weight of his body was comfortable on you and you felt the warmth and love radiating from his skin.
“Now… Let’s talk about you walking outside almost naked when it’s fucking freezing,” he mumbled angrily and even though you knew you were in trouble, you had a big smile on your face.
He was your good boy.
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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I miss you
My exams are almost over and I will be back with! I miss writing for you T.T
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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Oh my god, I'm blushing. Actually like blushing... Thank you! <3 
I will come back to writing very soon ^^
Hey! I was wondering if you knew of any other good bts scenario blogs that I could check out? I really appreciate it :)
These are all the bts scenario blogs that I follow on my personal tumblr, and most of them were the ones that actually inspired me to create a blog even though they don’t know it lol. 
@btssmutandfluff
@parkjiminsfineass
@babyitsbts (who also runs other amazing scenario blogs too. I don’t know how you do it, I can barely manage one)
@imagine-bangtan
@bangtanhustlelife
@bangtan-wishes
@textluvaffair
@sugasmut
@sugascenes
@taetaetown
@bts-dreams
So I definitely recommend all of these guys because they give me all the feels
~Admin M
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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That Jimin update was so cute I'm screaming
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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I'm in love with your Jungkook update. Omg you're writing is so good!!
OOooh! Thank you sweetie!!
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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bad day, math
@almostparafries, i feel guilty for tagging you again but the last one is here, sweetie
You slammed the door to your bedroom shut and it scared Jungkook so much, he fell down from your bed. 
Jungkook often crashed at your place because it was so much closer to school and he really liked your company. Usually, you also enjoyed his presence in somewhat empty flat but today you needed to be alone.
“Jungkook, can you please go home for today?” It didn’t sound as a question to him, more like a command. That’s how harsh your voice was.
The boy was still sitting on floor, watching you with his big puppy dog eyes as you angrily sat down on your chair, opening some book. You took pen in your hand and started scribbling furiously.
After a while, tears started falling down from your face and the pen went flying to the other side of the room where it crashed to a wall, plastic pieces scattering around the floor. Just when two big muscly arms wrapped around your body, you realized Jungkook never left. He stayed in your room and now he has seen you crying. And you felt stupid.
“Jungkook, leave, please,” you sobbed in his shoulder but he refused to let go of you. He looked at the paper where you messily wrote complicated equation.
“Math? You only do math when you’re at your worst,” he commented quietly a pressed you even tighter to his body.
“He’s such a dick, Jungkook. And I’m so stupid,” you cried out and your hands were grabbing onto his big white t-shirt so violently he could hear the material ripping.
“It will be alright,” he whispered to your ear, holding you close. Maybe, after all those times, he can show you that he is the one for you.
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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elephant, beach
@almostparafries ~ just one more to go
You felt his hands skimming across your skin, spreading the suncream evenly all over the exposed parts of your body. You laid on your stomach, eyes closed as you enjoyed the sounds of sea, screeching children, laughing adults and of course the deep voice of your boyfriend excitedly telling you a story about his best friend Jimin and his boyfriend Yoongi.
But his words suddenly came to a halt and his hands stopped on your ass as he slightly moved your swimsuit away.
“What happened?” you asked, too lazy to turn your head or even open your eyes so you just waited for his voice to come back.
“This is so cute!” You giggled at the unusual high pitch of his voice and supported your weight on elbows so you could turn to him. You wanted to roll on your back but he stopped you, pinching skin at the back of your leg.
“What is cute?” you wondered, trying to turn around but he shooshed you, searching for his phone. After fumbling with the device for a moment, you felt him squeezing the skin on your behind and heard clicking of camera.
“Taehyung, are you taking pictures of my ass right now?” you questioned him with eyebrows raised so high on your head they almost disappeared in hairline.
“Yes, but it’s important!” he defended himself, shuffling closer to you. He turned to his side pinching his arm between two dark spots. “Remember how we so desperately searched for elephant on your body?! I found him!”
He shoved his phone in your face and there is was, Tae’s ‘elephant’ forming on the right cheek of your behind.
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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You too dear, study first, my requests can happen anytime❤️ Rest well okay?😘
Your requests are way more fun than studying... But yeah, I guess school comes first (unfortunately) :DYou too rest well and stay healthy, sweetie
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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I really should strangle you😭😭😭 Stop killing me. You and I sister have exams tomorrow AP English🔫 But in all honesty thank you, I wish you luck dear thank you for remembering my requests thank you for being awesome thank you for being you❤️❤️😘
Still have two requests to write and I WILL! I PROMISE!
But sorry for killing you and good luck on your exams!
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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Love you're blog
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textluvaffair · 9 years
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acceptance, colorful
another one suggested by @almostparafries
I have a mid-term exam tomorrow and I don't know sh*t so... instead of studying I've been writing, haha.
You could not breathe, you could not properly see, you could not think. You could just lay down on bed with eyes glued to the colorful ceiling above your head. Or was it just rainbow of happiness that painted it?
Finally, you could reach out for your phone.
Your hands were shaking and the device slipped out of your trembling fingers three times, hitting you in the face. But now, even the pain was welcomed feeling because it told you that you were not dreaming and this was, in fact, real life.
How you managed to call Jimin, you weren’t sure, but there he was, greeting you sleepily from the other side of planet.
“You know I love you, but you should really start paying attention to the fact that we’re in different times zones,” he joked. You heard some muffled voices and guessed that you didn’t wake up just him but also Taehyung and Hoseok. And you could not care less at the moment.
“I got it,” you said, choking on tears rolling down your face. Maybe even the salty water coming from your eyes would look like a rainbow if you would look in the mirror right now.
“What did you get?”
“Visa,” you answered quickly.
At that moment, you were not sure if you heard Jimin’s happy shriek or if the boys somehow managed to get the baby of godzilla and tooth fairy.
“You got the visa?!” Jim yelled to the phone and it made you laugh really hard. “HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT?!”
You got that he wasn’t talking to you anymore. Poor boys.
“HOBI, TAE! WAKE UP, YOU FUCKERS! I’M GETTING MARRIED!” he screamed like a high school girl that just got her sign from Zac Efron.
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