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(651):

Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see

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(912):

I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

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(815):

My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?

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(816):

Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend

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(763):

The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.

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(251):

We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.

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Anyways, submissions are OPEN.

I'll get to them in a while.

And Nacho, your icon terrifies me. OAO

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GOT IN.

No submissions. DX

But 143 followers, OMG.

~Tiff

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(780):

I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.

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(828):

Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.

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(601):

Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.

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In which this mod kisses ass.

Aggggghhhh! Followers! I'm so soprry we made you wait nearly 3 months for updates!

*cue sobbing*

There's not much I can say that will make it any better, but to make a long story short, my laptop died and I wasn't able to make any new images. Then we forgot the login detail for the blog.

*sweatdrop*

Well, now we're back, and hopefully we'll be able to get this blog up and running again. Muchos gracias to the ones who submitted posts, you're stars; and to those of you who kept following us, despite our unannounced hiatus. Nacho and I love you. <3

~Tiff

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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.

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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-4293.html

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(903):

....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."