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A lot covered in one book….

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Please more Irene comics, pretty please !!!!! ~

I LOVE DRAWING IRENE

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EVERY GIRL DESERVES TO FEEL PRETTY AND CONFIDENT WITH THEMSELVES AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM

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i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”

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an elephant’s erect penis is 1.5m long and weighs 27kg. there’s a connection between this, the elephant in the room and john watson’s gait-altering, chafing penis.

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Dogs are always happy

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"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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THIS JUST BLOWS MY MIND. 

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"your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"

ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language

all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries

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gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

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My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.

Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 1/5 female characters » Skyler White

"As an actress, I realize that viewers are entitled to have whatever feelings they want about the characters they watch. But as a human being, I’m concerned that so many people react to Skyler with such venom. Could it be that they can’t stand a woman who won’t suffer silently or “stand by her man”? That they despise her because she won’t back down or give up? Or because she is, in fact, Walter’s equal? But I finally realized that most people’s hatred of Skyler had little to do with me and a lot to do with their own perception of women and wives. Because Skyler didn’t conform to a comfortable ideal of the archetypical female, she had become a kind of Rorschach test for society, a measure of our attitudes toward gender.” -Anna Gunn

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Not to mention those ghastly Strand stories.