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please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

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okay so great news guys. wungle text works??? i gotta get the link rq so i can put it here lol

󠁷󠁨󠁯󠀧󠁳󠀠󠁵󠁰󠀠󠁷󠁵󠁮󠁧󠁬󠁩󠁮󠁧󠀠󠁴󠁨󠁥󠁹󠀠󠁴󠁥󠁸󠁴󠁻󠁷󠁵󠁮󠁧󠁬󠁥󠀠󠁴󠁥󠁸󠁴󠀠󠁥󠁮󠁤󠁳󠀠󠁨󠁥󠁲󠁥󠁽i didn't make this but im kinda in love with it now and i want wungle text on more posts so i'm spreading the news. please wungle me

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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WHATS AN IPAD?

- Audio is Gayle ep 31: Code Bega - Characters from Deltarune

gayle animatics are a tradition for me at this point

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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I’ve been trying this out and it’s been quite helpful 🤗

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deltarune sillies the sequel

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

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reminding myself how silly it is to constantly compare myself to others for Make A Terrible Comic Day

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me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me

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Help Baby Omar

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i didn't miss #makeaterriblecomicday, there's still more than an hour left in my timezone, it's fiiiine! much like i'm sure YOU didn't miss this buny's really cool trick!

...r-right?? oh dear

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The PMD/Deltarune fans are always a step ahead of me but this time I think I got it first.

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"The important thing is not how long you live… It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist."

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Hey, y’all remember in P1 when GLaDOS’ Morality Core fell off and then she laughed and said “good news” and her whole tone of voice just switched and it was super chilling and a little gay and it absolutely fucking reverberated down your spine?

Good times.

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.