th3wizardoz

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New favorite thing is threatening to bite people since I can’t say I’m going to kms anymore (because of woke [my friends being worried])

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God I love my job

What do you mean I am paid to walk around the woods and look at rattlesnakes all day???

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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You never recover from being weird in middle school

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“and you make a living doing that?” well i’m about to make a killing. As in i’m going to kill you for saying this shit to me

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innitttttt

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i simply do not have a discorder's soul

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when the time got a loop in it

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you can't even be unemployed on a tuesday anymore. because of work

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Getting my friend to pick a bias after forcing them to watch multiple hours of P1Harmony content

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herpetological guide

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Alan would 100% wear one of those “I ❤️ My Boyfriend” shirts unironically/casually in public

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A SECOND CAR RELATED TRAUMATIZING EVENT HAS HIT THR TUMBLR USER

Me when the traumatic event that happened to me causes me to be traumatized :0

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Objectively the funniest picture of me that exists is the one where I am in the hospital after the girl I’m into’s car kind of crushed my leg and I am holding up my phone to show off my Bangchan photo card