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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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Having a library card to multiple libraries is the ultimate life hack

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Ultimate Ask Game

🥰 - I love your blog 😊 - I'm so glad I follow you 🤭 - You make me laugh 😇 - You're one of the kindest people on this site 🥺 - I'd really like to be friends 🤩 - I admire you 😎 - You're one of the cool kids �� - You should sleep more 🌞 - You brighten up the dash 🧸 - Soft vibes 🤠 - Yeehaw vibes 💪 - Don't Fuck With Me vibes 🧠 - You're so big brained 🔥 - You're a hot mess 🦈 - You intimidate me 📜 - Your fics are top tier 🖼️ - Your artwork is stunning 🎨 - Your gifs/edits/icons/etc. are fantastic 🎤 - You have an amazing voice 🥂 - I would get drunk with you 💰 - I would rob a bank with you 🚓 - I would lie to the police for you 🍟 - I would share my fries with you 👻 - I would go ghost hunting with you 😘 - Kissing you on the forehead 💋 - Kissing you on the mouth 💝 - I love you (platonic) 💘 - I love you (romantic) 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 - I think we'd make good tumblr spouses 💍 - I would marry you if you asked 💀 - I would help you hide a body 👽 - I would believe you if you said you were abducted

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Absolutely SCREAMING about it OH MY GODS THE FEELS. I was crying so hard by the end of the movie

I need chocolate and therapy

also I want to go back and watch it again

guess who’s finally gonna go see the eighth Mission: Impossible tomorrow?? That’s right, yours truly✨

Literally so excited and nervous oh my gods

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Reblog this cookie so a trans person knows they are loved & accepted.

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Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

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guess who’s finally gonna go see the eighth Mission: Impossible tomorrow?? That’s right, yours truly✨

Literally so excited and nervous oh my gods

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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”I’m back on my bullshit” Honey, I was never off

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@dreamymaze

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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you are fucking died. game oval.

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ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???