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spent too much time on this to not post it

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jisung doesnt even need a belt with how much leeknow is always keeping his damn hands on his waist

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aint no way there are people saying reki and langa are just friends when langa said ALL THAT

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Wherefore dost motivation hold deep hatred for me?

As the heading probably implies, I am currently lacking a lot of motivation, which is truly sub-optimal because I literally have my Italian GCSEs this week and I literally have not revised. Moreover, my End of Years are fast approaching and I have my French GCSEs in three week's time. Help.

Consequentially, even though my history teacher still refuses to believe that it is a word, I have decided to turn this into one of those posts where my dopamine literally just relies on the number of notes that I recieve. As promised, @the-red-planet-mars, the floor is yours you have been tagged.

Rules:

Please don't spam the comment section.

You can tag a maximum of 5 people.

Please don't spam reblog.

10 notes: I will actually plan my English homework so that I can then do it without having to ask for an extension. It is due on the day on which I have two of my Italian papers.

15 notes: I will update my 'Aeneid' notes so that my virtual document is up to date with the translations that we have done in class. I should technically also revise the themes and how Juno is portrayed, but we don't talk about that right now.

20 notes: If I haven't done this yet, I will create both a Spanish Quizlet with all the vocabulary I need to learn and I will create a Latin one for all the vocabulary from 'The Aeneid' that I need to know.

25 notes: I will plan, in English, different things that I could say for the picture for my French IGCSE oral. Also, this is a picture I will be using for my Spanish End of Years, so that is doubly helpful.

30 notes: I will do an Italian listening paper though I will listen to it at a faster speed than what is asked because otherwise I will literally get so bored and lose all will to live.

45 notes: I will finish researching Virgil and the historical context.

60 notes: I will practice Latin and Greek vocabulary on Quizlet every day after this week, for at least 10 minutes each day for each language.

75 notes: I really need to do this. I will make a poster with how to form different tenses in Italian.

100 notes: I will do an Italian Writing practice paper. This is going to cause me so much suffering. Help me.

120 notes: I will actually write down different expressions, including idomatic phrases, that I could use to describe the picture for my French IGCSE oral.

130 notes: I will make physics notes on energy.

140 notes: I will make notes on quantitative chemistry.

150 notes: I will make a poster with how to form different tenses in French.

155 notes: I will watch the AQA videos on the Cold War and make notes on them.

170 notes: I will do a practice Spanish listening paper.

200 notes: I will practice Latin and Greek vocabulary on Quizlet every day after this week, for at least 30 minutes each day for each language, including a written vocabulary test.

230 notes: I will do a practice Spanish reading and writing paper.

250 notes: I will do a practice Latin translation and ask my teacher if she happens to have a mark scheme.

270 notes: I will do a practice Greek translation and ask my teacher if she happens to have a mark scheme.

300 notes: I will finish my RSP notes on Crime and Punishment.

350 notes: I finish my Biology notes on reproduction.

380 notes: I will finish my RSP notes on Religion and Life.

430 notes: I will look through my history notes on Germany and finish them in accordance to the AQA book.

520 notes: I will do a practice Greek language paper.

530 notes: I will do a practice Latin language paper.

605 notes: I will actually write down different expressions, including idomatic phrases, that I could use to describe the picture for my Spanish End of Year oral.

720 notes: I will finish my RSP notes on Buddhism.

850 notes: I will make full notes on the Cold War.

Honestly, if you have even bothered to read through all of these, you have absolutely earned more respect that I thought I was capable of giving to a single human being. I technically have a lot more things I should do, including re-reading Things Fall Apart and actually making complete maths notes, as well as notes for the sciences, but I doubt I will never get this many tags anyway.

Edit: It has been five minutes and I already got 14 notes. I am actually terrified of this site. What in Tartarus? Y'all are crazy and I love you so much.

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hope youll find cool statues!! i cant buy from etsy cus the shipping would be horrendous but i did find Aphrodites and Bastets statues on an online thriftstore so i guess its not that bad

now i only lack a statue for Apollo and i think i saw one on the same site and for Hades Persephone and Hecate ill need to buy statues online but that can wait i still need to buy tarot decks and pendulums lmao

why do people expect witches to buy their supplies from some expensive witchy store? I literally got a 6 pack of mini jars, a pack of incense, two candles, and some herbs from the dollar tree for like $8 USD. your supplies don't have to be expensive.

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right i literally buy all my shit from supermarkets except from crystals (which i order online for cheaper) or tarot decks (which i find online for cheap) or pendulums which i thrift on vinted i literally only buy statues more expensive but thats because you cant thrift them here and all the other stuff i use what i already have or buy used

why do people expect witches to buy their supplies from some expensive witchy store? I literally got a 6 pack of mini jars, a pack of incense, two candles, and some herbs from the dollar tree for like $8 USD. your supplies don't have to be expensive.

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theyre free to hangout here lmao

since noticing loki hanging around and wanting my attention they have also started bugging my baby @that-ikea-alien-plush AND my irl bestie (who is in no way associated with deity work) and i think it’s so funny

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I didn't think I would make this post so soon (or should I say ever?)

I mentioned in one of my old posts that Lady Aphrodite gave me a friend, and then later that I told this friend about my religion. And I never mentioned this, but I really liked this friend, and both Lord Eros and Lady Aphrodite were taking care of my love life

And now I'm...Dating this friend...

The Gods were like, really serious about me being with him, even though it's going to be a long-distance relationship, since he lives veeeeeery far away. And even with all of my insecurities, the Gods (especially Lady Aphrodite and Lord Apollo) continued telling me that I was going to be with him

I really like him and he's very sweet and invested to know the things I like. I really think this relationship is going to last, and the Gods told me that it will.

I want to thank Lord Eros for always listening to my rambles, to comfort me when I cried my heart out every time I thought that I was unlovable. For being a wonderful friend and Deity.

I want to thank Lady Aphrodite for reassuring me, for putting him in my life, and making sure that I saw every little sign that he was chosen by her and that it was all meant to be.

The best part of all of this is that he doesn't care about me believing in Greek Gods, he's totally fine with this even though he doesn't believe in anything. Not even in the Christian God.

So if any God you're working with is taking care of your love life, don't you worry, they're preparing the best person for you to be with. Just trust them❤️

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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Aphrodite’s altar and her new pink taper candles! She LOVES them 💗

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I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST CHEST BINDER IM SO HAPPY!!!! I’ve been looking for one for a while but not super seriously and I just happened to stumble upon The One today. I was allowed to try it on in-store and it fits (and feels) AMAZING omfg Aphrodite and Loki are beaming rn like proud parents this was definitely a gift from them

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WARCH OUT FOR THR BRPTHERS

🗣️MY 🗣️BOYS🗣️ SPITTIN 🗣️FACTS 🗣️THEY 🗣️LOCKED 🗣️AND 🗣️LOADED BA 🐑BA🐑

*other lyrics*

WHY⁉️ U 🤨MAD 🤬BRAH😥

3RACHA🐷🦫🦘

*mumbles Korean lyrics*

🐺🐺🐺‼️💯GRRRRAAHHH‼️ 💯🐺🐺🐺

SHUT UP🙅🙅🙅

*mumble mumble mumble*

The shower karaoke goes hard 🤷

Han is a beaver cuz I can’t find the squirrel emoji

oh wait squirrels 🐿️

too late ah well

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3racha everyone

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stray! kids! (HOO)

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