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Egg whites is just chicken amniotic fluid.
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You know what in the standards of alchemy you can 100% you soda water and making a person it's just carbonated water which is hydrogen and oxygen.
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Hey Witchs out there reamder only knowing how to change red to green lights are cool but reamder to learn how to turn green to red. I used this methed to make it to where I could cross the street.
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Me wanting to summon a demon I know better to do this
Also me thinking of a simple ritual to call one to give it a piece of chocolate so I can talk to it

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So people that have their YouTube channels on private. Do they send porn to people?
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okay so someone who I basically adopted as my son has apparently never gotten a really good hug and unfortunately he forgotten that I'm very smell orientated. So when something smells really good I make a happy noise but it just sounds really weird and it scared the shit out of him that I was going straight for him. He knows we are both extremely gay so like my son thought I had the hots for like a hot second and that made me very uncomfortable I smacked him 10 times.
Sometimes children are stupid.
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Quick question is this common where you're basically straight/gay except for like one person because I think that's what my girlfriend is?
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When you're low-key mad but realize there's a really easy way to accidentally kill somebody with an essential oil inspired drink special either high school or new lean college
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What if mothman worked like a werewolf honestly I be down for that where am I rise weremoth

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Why the fuck can't I put Black eyed peas in soup my grandma just yelled at me to not do that like it's peas? We put green peas in soup why can I not put Black eyed peas too rough for you Grandma? They're not even that beating up.



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This feels so weird this is an MLP fiction I commented on and I feel like I just went through Tumblr when I read it.
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Wait why are they banned?



This Northern Cardinal was caught and banded in central Texas by the Inland Bird Banding Association. It displays bilateral gynandromorphism, having female plumage on one side of its body and male on the other.
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Weird dreams
I legit had Alastair complain about someone handing him a gourmade caramel chocolate made from a chocolate shop to Crowley with long hair and he popped out one of those store-bought caramel chocolates and they like we're able to break them off perfectly into little squares and they just feed it to one another like I don't understand they were walking the middle of like a very busy Street on the sidewalks???
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Why did they do this to you
*aaron voice* wig :(
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