that-one-lotr-orc

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Can we just make a global rule that when you’re talking about a moment in high school noone is allowed to mention the class and just share your are? “Sophomore year”, “Second Form”, “3rd grade” IT’S ALL MEANINGLESS IF YOU’VE GROWN UP IN A DIFFERENT SCHOOL SYSTEM

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for all my card goblin friends, a newly formed union of 200 jobs is asking for a boycott of TCGplayer to keep their center open

hold the line! if you need to look into the situation yourself but please keep these workers in your mind!

[TOP IMAGE: An alert-style image with the words "Boycott TCGplayer" in large font, underscored by the letters CWA]

[BOTTOM IMAGE: A tweet/post from X from an account named TCGUnion-CWA that says "🚨 EMERGENCY CALL TO ACTION: We are calling for a boycott of TCGplayer to demand that eBay keeps the Authentication Center open and keeps 200 unionized jobs in Syracuse. #LayOffEBay #Greedbay TCG enthusiasts: don't buy your cardboard from TCGplayer."]

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wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

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do foreigners even know the joys of the humble kaassouflé

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Learning Magic the Gathering from my partner has been kinda hilarious cuz I find a lot of the cards will be either:

Treznor, the Eternal Flame: *3 paragraphs of text* -> Widely maligned, considered basically useless

Grey Rock: adds 2 mana -> $14,000 per copy, outlawed in 12 countries

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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

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Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

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I love nothing more than people just spinning absolute bullshit collectively. Currently having a discussion on the Korean-Finnish Hyperwar that annihilated Finland in 2015, best convo I had in a month

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refactoring your own code is so embarrassing. who would ever write this trash pile of - oh...

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love getting to the part of solving a programming problem where it feels like the code is gaslighting me. how could this POSSIBLY happen in any universe. i know this means i am progressing and gathering more information on the problem but i feel like i must be going crazy 😭

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys