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i've been trying to find info on the condition that afflicted sulla that seems to have left him with a tremendous amount of maggots or some other such creature but unfortunately researching this is very hard because i keep losing my shit laughing at page titles like "sulla's worm disease"

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So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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If we're going by academia metaphors, posting somebody else's tags in your reblog is more like citation than peer review.

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being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

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they’re saying the next popemobile will have machine gun turrets and be programmed to keep him alive at any cost

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Penelope: I'm going to get our wedding bed moved for you

Odysseus:

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Careful... I heard this person fetishizes skinny people

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my achilles design 🐟

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WHERE is todayborday

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Wait what do you mean you've been running this blog continuously for over a decade

"It's been 13 years, and I can still smell the fresh mousepad. The queue had never been used. The pfp had just been uploaded. FIJMU was called the blog of dreams, but it wasn't. That's a different gimmick blog."

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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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it's fingers in his wound wednesday

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