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GUYS do we remember my Barty becoming obsessed with glitter post???

LOOK WHAT I FOUND 😭

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barty as a bat anamagus in evans pocket and its that adventure time line that goes

regulus- evan, whats with that pocket?

evan- oh, bartys in here. say hi barty

barty- *lil bat squeaky clicky noise*

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Barty's ringtone for Evan is the Jaws theme song. Evan's ringtone for Barty is the Jumanji theme song. Both of them have the Titanic theme as Regulus' ringtone.

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Barty: I'm not gay! It's only gay if you bottom.

Evan: Bee, we've been dating for 2 years and I don't think you've ever topped. Think it's safe to say you're gay.

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Ooc : guys I lowkey forgot to post yesterday was my 17th birthday whattt

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tus fun lol

rip barty crouch you would’ve loved ragebaiting anyone and everyone

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barty had a reputation of threatening and driving away regulus’ boyfriends so when james started dating regulus, he had braced himself for whatever barty would throw at him except barty never did anything. james couldn’t help but think it was a trick so he confronted barty one day to which barty simply shrugged and said, “regulus smiles more since he’s been with you.”

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James 🤝 Barty

Knife kink

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Teen Remus: what's an orgasm?

Teen James: It’s where you fold the little papers into birds and shit.

Teen Sirius: That’s oregano, bitch

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Barty and Evan would watch this video and come up with insane counter-arguments.

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again, please dont do (or make) drugs 🙏🏼

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@definitelynotawerewolf103 ( @ieatglowsticks )

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@thorns-and-rosier is

Wolfstar:

"Moony?"

"Yes, Pads?"

Starchaser:

"Jamie?"

"Yes, love?"

Rosekiller:

"SKANK"

"WHAT"

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i love sirius crashing out about jegulus but hear me out

barty crashing out about jegulus

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Regulus: We need to distract them so we can go.

James: Leave it to me.

James: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

The Rest of The Marauders and Skittles: *start arguing*

Regulus: *smirks*

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rosekiller <33333