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was hanging out in the N-U library after class and there was someone sleeping on the floor (not unusual) but then a random drowzee just walked up to them and.

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Hey does anyone on here have tips for taking care of a Shelmet or if not those just like. Bug types in general?? I seem to have come into unexpected possession of a little man. A very small very squeaky little man.

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I did go on a journey once btw, but! Realized my npc ass needed to call it quits when I spent a month out in the desert routes handing out fresh waters and yelling at tourists to stop wearing flip flops in the deep sand. Girlies the sandiles!!!!!! The sandiles are in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah now I do berry trades with small children its hype as fuck. Still handing out the waters tho

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The family tropius has a silly habit of bringing me rocks when I come home to visit? I keep all of them, obviously.

GOOD MORNING ROTOMBLR! All of you must tell me a weird quirk one of your Pokémon has and why they do it, if you know. Thank youu!

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new entry for the list of creative ways people have brought pokemon to the shelter

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Ah... they make it work. I've been told that when they're at daycare they stick close together as a unit? They'll play with other pokemon but the two of them are just. Inseperable ig. According to witness reports Silly likes to ride on Sprinkle's back like a little turret and scream at anybody who gets too close, so I guess they have a system?????? Top ten girls who are normal and good at being normal.

Actually, I’m curious. For people that have more than one Pokémon, what sort of bonds do your teammates tend to have? Do they all get along? Any fights? Do they have favorites?

I feel like a lot of people have Pokémon that partner up, for instance, but the closest I’ve got is Maamaa and Ringogo being old Galarian tea buddies together.

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Personal family feud, it's Ancient Beef apparently,,, Which is why this specific coworker was so ready to throw down ig ^^;

I. Tbh I think the violence between them is entirely mutual? Like this thing was Fully Aware the coworker would be there and was being a shit on purpose. Enrichment for their enclosures or something like that. They hunt eachother for sport :)

What they don't tell you about unova is that we talk about a lot of our legendary Pokemon like they're pests.

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"Pests" doesn't even begin to describe the beef I have with some of these bitches.

I would fight Thundurus. Not- not a pokemon battle. If that motherfucker doesn't stop bringing non-seasonal storms around here I'm actually bringing it to fisticuffs for real idc idc. Fighting that stupid thing in the Pokémart parking lot just fucking watch me.

Not just me either; my coworker has fully bodyslammed Virizion and, in their own words, "Wouldn't need to be paid to do it again." Did they end up needing medical care for it? Yes. Irrelevant. Agressively throwing your shovel and also yourself at that fucked up looking sawsbuck is always worth it.

What they don't tell you about unova is that we talk about a lot of our legendary Pokemon like they're pests.

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As someone who does Fibercrafts TM, this is something I've seen a loootttttt of people get confused about and tbh I was too at first? Like why would people sell that in the first place?

Well! There is!! A reason!!! Mareep wool, if you do it correctly, can be used to hold patterns in it that light up when charged!! Not great for worn items but so. insanely. fun. for decorations. Craziest rug I ever saw was woven to look like an entire highly detailed rendition of Black City if you gave it a charge, it was NUTS.

Also archaeologists have like,, the most complicated relationships with these things because on one hand: tapestries with super old messages and legends written on them!!!!! But on the other hand: It Is An Ancient Art Piece That Has To Be Electrocuted To Read

Anyway I love mareep wool support your local farms 👍 🌻

If you are buying mareep wool for fibercrafts. or whatever else you might buy mareep wool for. make sure to check whether it has been treated for static reduction or not. If you get the untreated kind by mistake you might find the experience very shocking

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Crop circle in the berry field??? What do I- uh.... who am I supposed to report this to. What.

The girls are pulling at my pant legs like I should leave so I'm just gonna.... not? Go in there???? I'm the only person here rn, we had to go home early bc of the heat, so. Um. Help lmao,,,,, It's like at least a half hour bike ride to the nearest town and I don't think I should just. Leave.

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Holding Silly like burger she is chirping and purring so happy. Being squished is her favorite thing she loooooves to be squished and patted. Burger girl.

welcome everyone to official “hold your pokémon like a burger” day, which happens to coincide with “make your pokémon wear a burger bun like a hat” day and also “pray for forgiveness from your pokémon that could turn you into pulp” day

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I mean.... they help out, but its not exactly about them??? We're all just kinda chillin tbh.

Tbf I'm 90% sure our galvantula colonies are just in it for the free food, safe housing, and complete immunity if they decide to start a prank war with eachother and cause property damage. As. As a hypothetical situation.

I was wondering bc it seems like all of rotomblr works in fields about pokemon

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"Fairy types are creepy!" "Dark types are evil!" "Poison types are gross!"

Bitch.

ALL types can be nasty. ALL types have their own SPECIAL way a' FUCKIN' YA UP. You best remember that!

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Got Silly from a shelter, poor girl had been abandoned halfway through the trainer's journey in Unova. Completely lost, little thing, she was so skittish.

Had her for years now and we get along great! But uh... don't release non-native pokemon just because you don't want them anymore??? Bad in a lot of ways.

Reblog if you can.

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Update #2 on the heatmor situation: we closed up for the day but for the last hour and a half, instead of working we just kinda stood in the window and watched H.R. dig and play like a group of old men Observing construction work. Thought my supervisor would be mad but they stood by and watched it too. Family bonding ig 👍

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Do not trust fairy types with knives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except maybe fidough!!!!!