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Your darling Wags

Oscar Piastri x Male!Hockey Player!Readerx Lily Zneimer

You guys met for a promo thing when they were in Canada for the Montreal GP

While you taught Oscar to skate he very frequently fell, leading to you helping him up time and time again

And to him starting to fall intentionally, just to feel your flexed muscles

When you saw him again at your game you were surprised to see him with a girl

You had been quite sure he had been flirting with you earlier

But when she started flirting with you infront of Oscar, you figured it was free game

Needless to say you ended up in their bed that night

Going forward they often lamented that all your games were in North America, while they were generally in Europe

They always watch your games though

Even when they start at around 1 am *

Throughout the entire game they spam your group chat with pictures of the TV they got to get better quality views of you playing

You can always see when they fall asleep from when the messages fall off, and typos begin to skyrocket

In the little time they get to spend with you in the off season that you're not training they're all over you

They love watching you work out in Oscar's home gym

They bring in popcorn sometimes and catcall you

You eventually manage to teach them both how to skate, but they always prefer to be on the sidelines

Unless of course you're willing to always help them up when they 'fall'

*Extra :)

"I'm home"

As you entered Oscar's Monaco flat you were overwhelmed by the smell, a home cooked meal, most likely from Lily. While it was a sweet thought, you hadn't exactly expected them to be up to greet you when you landed at 3 in the morning.

As you crept through the flat, turning off any lights left on as you passed you noticed the TV still playing ESPN. When you entered the living room, you were greeted by the best sight you could have wanted after being away from home for months.

Oscar was laying on his back, head tilted to the screen and his arms wrapped around Lily. Lily was laying on her stomach with her head pressed against Oscar's chest, subconsciously nuzzling her head into his chest. Infront of them there were bowls of pasta and salad, now cold from sitting out. You couldn't help but smile at the sight they made, curled up on the couch, waiting for you to return home to them.

Trying not to disturb them, you packed away the left out food to be reheated another day, and brought your luggage to your bedroom. As you returned, and turned off the TV, Lily stirred, blinking up towards your looming figure.

"Y/N?"

"Hey sleeping beauty, how'd you sleep?"

Soft mumbles were all that escaped Lily's mouth the second time around, but you managed to get her to stand and slowly walk along while you carried the dead-asleep Oscar to bed. As the three of you settled into bed, the both of them naturally curled into your chest and Lily fell back asleep instantly, leaving you to lay there, wondering how you got so lucky to have your two Wags.

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You know the F1 movie is bad when Fox News is endorsing it...

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max congratulating nico 🥺

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Spinning

Max Verstappen x Male reader

When you got off the plane in Monaco late that Sunday night, your only focus was on the sullen mood of your boyfriend. After losing places in the race just hours before, he'd become dejected. Although he tried to be civil in public, you knew he was upset. At Piastri, at Redbull, at himself.

Max busied himself with bringing your luggage from the airport to your car, where he waited for you in the passenger seat. When you got into the car, you tossed a bag of fried chicken and kinder bars onto his lap. With just a moment of hesitation, he began digging in, mumbling a small thanks in-between bites.

The ride home was filled with crunching and various French songs neither of you had ever heard of. When you arrived at your apartment complex, you both moved in silence, settling in back in for the time at home you would have before you'd be on the road again. As you start a load of laundry, and eat the chicken Max left for you, you can't help but notice the man himself sitting on your couch staring at the TV, which he had not turned on.

"Penny for your thoughts?"

Startled, Max rearranged himself, laying his head on your shoulder. "Just, just the race." He mumbled, taking your hands in his to play with your fingers.

You could tell you weren't going to get much more out of him than the media did, and you instead opted to reach for your phone. Scrolling through Spotify, you settled on a song to play.

As music began filling the room, you stood up, Max looking up at you confused. Pulling him up, and into your chest, you began to turn, and dance. Humming along to the lyrics, you hopped around the living room in a mock of a waltz. You feel a smile form against your chest, as Max's raspy voice joins with yours.

As the song comes to a close, you look back down to Max's face, now less tired, and featuring a small smile.

"You're the best boyfriend I could ask for, you know."

"You're one to talk, Mr. Four time world champion. Mr. Three time cat dad, and one time dog dad, Mr.-"

Max pressed his thumb against your mouth to keep you from teasing him, while he laughed from embarrassment. Pulling you back close, he mutters in your ear, "But I couldn't do any of it without you."

"And I'll always be here"

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First Nico Hulkenberg Podium in the great year of 2025??? With Kevin Magnussen in the garage???

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The Pitt Dr's with FtM Reader

Dr. Langdon

Subtly slips masculine nicknames for you into his vocabulary

Mentions his boyfriend/husband to as many people as possible

Patients, coworkers, fast-food workers when he picks up food for you

When you feel dysphoric, he'll kiss everyone of your body parts and tell you how handsome he thinks you are

His kids call you papa

He calls you big papa (ironically)

Has a picture of you with his kids in his wallet

Loves being taken care of by you, when he's tired, struggling with withdrawal, or in the middle of a flare up

He just loves being taken care of by his mans

Dr. Abbot

He does all of your T injections

He defends himself by saying why wouldn't you have your in house doctor do it for you

He just likes taking care of you

He jokes about old/young men yaoi a lot

If anyone gives you shit for being gay/trans, especially conservatives he'll come over and introduce himself as a vet and doctor, and then tell them you're dating

Has a 100% satisfaction score for cracking the two of you up

Leaves you notes if you wake up without him talking about how much he loves you and how lucky he is that you're his boyfriend

Also has automated text messages to tell you to take off your binder every 8 hours

Dr. Walsh

She knows the height difference makes you euphoric

So when you feel down she'll step infront of you and start flirting while looking up at you

She's very methodical with her love

She figures out how to make you the happiest and most euphoric and she'll keep doing it until she finds something better

She insists on being a consult for your surgeries bc she wants to make sure everything goes smoothly

For bottom surgery she keeps saying she handcrafted the best dick for you

Only the best for her boy toy

Every night he insists on being little spoon

Dr. Garcia

Your nickname is 'pretty boy'

She jokes that you would make a better model than a doctor

When it's just you two she looks at you like you hold the stars

But when you look at her she acts like she was just lost in thought

Whenever you're dysphoric, she'll pull you into her arms and mutter how handsome you are in your ear

She makes sure that whoever does your surgeries is the best avaliable

She has connections, and she will use them for you

She cares for you very by the book after these surgeries

Working less, bringing you food, and calling you handsome as you lie in bed all day

You're her dumb man though, so it's ok

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hey. remember when i made a post about how annoyed i was that a guy called pirate software was against software piracy?

lmao

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hi hiii woild love to be 🩰 anon, could you do a lando x transmale!reader where they first meet when lando is maybe still in junior series’ or early f1 years and reader tells him he’s trans since they’re both interested and being absolutely terrified but lando just being like ‘okay!! idc!!!!’ love your work i hope rhis makes sense xx

Huh?

Lando Norris x FtM!Reader

When he first saw you he instantly fell head over heels

He knew he would do anything for you

And on your first couple dates he just falls deeper and deeper

So by the time your at his flat to muster up the courage to tell him your trans

He's already planning out your marriage

When you do tell him it takes him a second to process what you said

And then he just goes

"Like trans female?"

After you explain what you meant he just pulls you as close to him as possible

He needs to make sure you know he doesn't give a shit

Even if you're worried that him dating a trans man may hinder his career

He doesn't give a shit

If your pre surgery he is always on your ass to not overbind

And is also your number one hype man when you feel dysphoric

He doesn't really understand how you find yourself feminine, but he does get how your brain works against you sometimes

As soon as he really starts to make bank he insists on paying for your T and surgery

He makes sure to make it a birthday gift so that if you refuse it's 'rude'

He just wants to make sure his boyfriend is happy, sue him

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It's lowkey kinda homophobic that pride month is almost over and I have no boyfriend to show for it...

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do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

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His Utah

It's not that Mateo doesn't date in the workplace, it's that he's already dating his own Utah

A/N: Reader goes to Carnegie Mellon bc I wish I could + It's in Pittsburgh, but reader also doesn't appear in most of this lmao...

While you spent your days at university, laboring away in math classes and the library, Mateo was hard at work, both treating patients and gathering gossip to fuel your nightly cuddle session over tea and hot chocolate.

Being a nurse definitely had it's perks in that area, and Perlah and Princess were more willing to share their coveted info with a fellow nurse rather than a doctor, and knowing it was for his 'cute aesthetic college boyfriend' made them even more willing.

The moment he got to work that fateful day, he knew it would be good for gossip, with the new interns coming in, and Dr. Robby's mood clearly being on it's last thread. It going to be a big day.

What he didn't expect, was Dr. Javadi. He'd become used to everyone knowing about his relationship, and that he was gay. It was hard to hide his sudden improvemnt in mood the previous year, particularly when your coworkers are the nosiest people on Earth. He didn't wear it across his chest, you never knew who you would come across after all, but he did feel it was rather obvious.

So when in the middle of treating Earl, Javadi began stumbling her way through asking him out, he was a bit caught off guard.

"I was just wondering what nurses do after their shifts"

Mateo frowned, he really didn't know. He always just went back home to you. "In terms of what?"

"You know, do they ever, like, go out together... like, hang out to decompress after a shift or anything?"

"Yeah, sometimes" He never went, but the others seemed to be fans "I mean most of us are just happy to get the hell out of here. Personally, I'm all about a long, long, hot shower," preferably with you, but that wasn't for Earl's ears, "comfy sweats, eating some takeout infront of the TV, ideally watching something that makes me laugh"

Maybe he was being a bit mean, but he had a whole nightly routine with you, cuddling on the couch, gossiping, snacking. It really was what got him through shifts sometimes. Telling that to someone who clearly liked him? Maybe a bit harsh.

"Yeah, I can see that." Victoria seemed to move on, but her mouth didn't seem to cooperate. "I'm not imagining it in my mind, of course. I just mean that I can- I can see the appeal. I was just asking because, you know, since we work together maybe we could grab a coffee together sometime, and you could help me, get the lay of the land, so to speak?"

By now Mateo just found her kinda funny, he was confident in his looks, and had you to back him up if needed, and she was just a sweet intern stumbling her way through her first day, he kinda felt bad that he was taken. Maybe some other nurse would sweep her off her feet.

In the middle of his sandwich, Earl interrupted his thoughts "You, asking him out?"

As Victoria quickly denied his claims, Mateo couldn't help but chuckle. This was one hell of a first day for her indeed between passing out and a failed attempt at asking him out, and he knew he should cut her off before she embarrassed herself further.

"It's just that I'm- I'm new here, and so I thought-"

"I don't date people in the work place, it's nothing personal. It's just never a good idea." Not technically false. He'd met you at a Café where he returned every Saturday morning just to catch you studying, and to pine from afar. Before one day you approached him for being a creep, but he somehow managed to charm you into having coffee with him instead.

As Victoria continued to stutter along, he couldn't help but smile at the thought of you. Once Dr. McKay whisks her away, Earl turns to him, smirk on his face, "You got someone at home, don't you"

"And what if I do?"

He chucked, "Well then you ought to go get me a sandwich for having to sit through that terrible interaction"

"Alright Earl, egg salad?" He quips, walking backwards out the room, as Earl grumbles about how he should know better by now. He certainly does.

That night in the park, you were again brought up, certainly to Javadi's chagrin.

"So, Diaz, how's Y/N doing at Carnige?"

One little question tossed out by Princess was all it took for a huge smile to break out on his face, as small blush rising, as the group began to tease as they did every time, only Javadi looking lost.

"Y/N?"

"Uh, yeah. He's kinda, kinda my own Utah, you could say." Victoria's jaw dropped, and her cheeks flushed instantly as she curses out Dana under her breath. "No worries, no worries. He's doing good, but speaking of him, I do have to get home, it's movie night"

"Tell him I say hi!" Princess calls out

"As always" He responds as he walks away to your shared apartment.

As he opened the door, he finds you relaxing on the couch, browsing the Netflix catalog as you slowly snacked on room temperature popcorn. He can't help but take a moment to admire you're relaxed state, not put together, not working on school, just looking for movies. Once he begins to shed his work gear, you snap out of your trance, a smile breaking out onto your face as you come up to him and great him after his long day.

"Hey baby, long day?" He wraps you in his arms, nodding into your neck, too tired to speak "Alright baby, shower first, then do you have any gossip for me?"

As you pull away he has a huge grin across his face "Goodness baby, you wouldn't believe all that's happened today, Utah"

"Utah?"

"After our shower, baby"

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His Utah

It's not that Mateo doesn't date in the workplace, it's that he's already dating his own Utah

A/N: Reader goes to Carnegie Mellon bc I wish I could + It's in Pittsburgh, but reader also doesn't appear in most of this lmao...

While you spent your days at university, laboring away in math classes and the library, Mateo was hard at work, both treating patients and gathering gossip to fuel your nightly cuddle session over tea and hot chocolate.

Being a nurse definitely had it's perks in that area, and Perlah and Princess were more willing to share their coveted info with a fellow nurse rather than a doctor, and knowing it was for his 'cute aesthetic college boyfriend' made them even more willing.

The moment he got to work that fateful day, he knew it would be good for gossip, with the new interns coming in, and Dr. Robby's mood clearly being on it's last thread. It going to be a big day.

What he didn't expect, was Dr. Javadi. He'd become used to everyone knowing about his relationship, and that he was gay. It was hard to hide his sudden improvemnt in mood the previous year, particularly when your coworkers are the nosiest people on Earth. He didn't wear it across his chest, you never knew who you would come across after all, but he did feel it was rather obvious.

So when in the middle of treating Earl, Javadi began stumbling her way through asking him out, he was a bit caught off guard.

"I was just wondering what nurses do after their shifts"

Mateo frowned, he really didn't know. He always just went back home to you. "In terms of what?"

"You know, do they ever, like, go out together... like, hang out to decompress after a shift or anything?"

"Yeah, sometimes" He never went, but the others seemed to be fans "I mean most of us are just happy to get the hell out of here. Personally, I'm all about a long, long, hot shower," preferably with you, but that wasn't for Earl's ears, "comfy sweats, eating some takeout infront of the TV, ideally watching something that makes me laugh"

Maybe he was being a bit mean, but he had a whole nightly routine with you, cuddling on the couch, gossiping, snacking. It really was what got him through shifts sometimes. Telling that to someone who clearly liked him? Maybe a bit harsh.

"Yeah, I can see that." Victoria seemed to move on, but her mouth didn't seem to cooperate. "I'm not imagining it in my mind, of course. I just mean that I can- I can see the appeal. I was just asking because, you know, since we work together maybe we could grab a coffee together sometime, and you could help me, get the lay of the land, so to speak?"

By now Mateo just found her kinda funny, he was confident in his looks, and had you to back him up if needed, and she was just a sweet intern stumbling her way through her first day, he kinda felt bad that he was taken. Maybe some other nurse would sweep her off her feet.

In the middle of his sandwich, Earl interrupted his thoughts "You, asking him out?"

As Victoria quickly denied his claims, Mateo couldn't help but chuckle. This was one hell of a first day for her indeed between passing out and a failed attempt at asking him out, and he knew he should cut her off before she embarrassed herself further.

"It's just that I'm- I'm new here, and so I thought-"

"I don't date people in the work place, it's nothing personal. It's just never a good idea." Not technically false. He'd met you at a Café where he returned every Saturday morning just to catch you studying, and to pine from afar. Before one day you approached him for being a creep, but he somehow managed to charm you into having coffee with him instead.

As Victoria continued to stutter along, he couldn't help but smile at the thought of you. Once Dr. McKay whisks her away, Earl turns to him, smirk on his face, "You got someone at home, don't you"

"And what if I do?"

He chucked, "Well then you ought to go get me a sandwich for having to sit through that terrible interaction"

"Alright Earl, egg salad?" He quips, walking backwards out the room, as Earl grumbles about how he should know better by now. He certainly does.

That night in the park, you were again brought up, certainly to Javadi's chagrin.

"So, Diaz, how's Y/N doing at Carnige?"

One little question tossed out by Princess was all it took for a huge smile to break out on his face, as small blush rising, as the group began to tease as they did every time, only Javadi looking lost.

"Y/N?"

"Uh, yeah. He's kinda, kinda my own Utah, you could say." Victoria's jaw dropped, and her cheeks flushed instantly as she curses out Dana under her breath. "No worries, no worries. He's doing good, but speaking of him, I do have to get home, it's movie night"

"Tell him I say hi!" Princess calls out

"As always" He responds as he walks away to your shared apartment.

As he opened the door, he finds you relaxing on the couch, browsing the Netflix catalog as you slowly snacked on room temperature popcorn. He can't help but take a moment to admire you're relaxed state, not put together, not working on school, just looking for movies. Once he begins to shed his work gear, you snap out of your trance, a smile breaking out onto your face as you come up to him and great him after his long day.

"Hey baby, long day?" He wraps you in his arms, nodding into your neck, too tired to speak "Alright baby, shower first, then do you have any gossip for me?"

As you pull away he has a huge grin across his face "Goodness baby, you wouldn't believe all that's happened today, Utah"

"Utah?"

"After our shower, baby"

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Drivers + Wags x Bookworm Reader

Piastri + Zneimer, Verstappen + Piquet, Albon + Muni He

In Alex + Lily, reader doesn't really get sports bc I'm projecting how I don't get golf 👍

Oscar + Lily

You first met when you and Lily kept running into eachother at your favorite bookstore

And Lily kept ranting to Oscar about the cute bookstore boy

So he came along one day

More for you than the books, but he was hooked after one look as well

After talking and having book date after book date they ask you out through an annotated book

You and Lily spend every other night cuddled up in a designated corner reading your books

Whenever Oscar feels left out he bribes the two of you to bed with tea and biscuits and cuddles

He'll listen to all your book summaries, and remember every single one, even if neither of you think he cares

The three of you also give eachother books hand picked for eachother for Christmas

It's kinda hard to shop for Oscar

They're almost always recommendations from the two of you, or about cars

But they're the only books he'll read

Color Nicole impressed

Max + Kelly

You're the librarian at P's favorite library

And she drags them to meet the 'nice man who reads all the books for her' every week

The two of them eventually give you their numbers under the guise of asking you to babysit P

And then they invite you to dinners

And all of the sudden your in their bed?

How'd you get there!

Kelly always reads whatever book you're reading so that you'll have someone to talk about it with

If you like it, she likes it, if you hate it, she hates it

Besides, audiobooks are nice for long flights or makeup sessions

Max buys you books from all over the world, in any language you speak

From local writers, or just books he notices haven't made it into your personal collection

He makes you make a list of every book you have/haven't read so that he doesn't buy you a double

P also ends up the best reader in her year

It's hard not to when she has the best teacher, who will help her read whatever book she gets her hands on

Alex + Lily

They find you in a Café while on a date and deside to flirt up a storm with you

And I mean, it's hard not to fall head over heels for these two

As soon as they find out you're a book worm, they're courting you with an onslaught of books

Authors you offhandedly mention liking, special editions of your favorite books, everything they can do to show your love

Nights consist of Lily taking over skin care for the three of you, Alex zoned out into a show on TV, and you nose deep into a book

The public finds out about you because there's always someone huddled in the corner with his nose in a book at Lily's golf matches and Alex's F1 races

Besides how hot they look doing it, sports isn't really your thing

Whenever they come to give you attention you're all ears though

All lips or whatever

In the same way they don't understand the finesse of a good romance book, the details of what club to use, or what tire didn't come naturally to you

Swing well, and go fast

That made more sense

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The Curlsssssssss

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Hello!! Just wanted to hop on and say I read Innamorato at least like 12 times every day ever since you posted it aaaaa it's so good omfg thank you for feeding me good food cannot wait to see what you write next 🫠

Thank you! That's so kind! I haven't written for Kimi before, but I was inspired. I'll be sure to write some more for him :)