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I Tried Reality Shifting

deadass just lucid dreaming

srsly

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*Falls through roof*

Oh shit hi that was a long unannounced hiatus that I completely didn't realize was happening

some things:

- my family bought two rabbits (their names are shaun and gus)

- while ive been out of most fandoms you see on this blog i ended up getting back into them after a friend of mine dropped something on my noggin...that actually might be bad now that i think of it

- anyways im here im queer and im full of fear

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What does a horse and a cowboy have in common

both are fun to ride

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This is what it could have been if CDPR had time. Scratch that, this is totally how it is and nobody can stop me. 

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The girls and the gays when they found out they couldn’t romance Jackie, Takemura, Viktor, OR Saul in cyberpunk.

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did u know that some species of male bats will sing to attract mates? do whatever you want with this info

Every time you message me it truly is a russian roulette game of what type of message it'll be, but this made my brain go WILD- like Paul serenading his s/o with some stupid hair metal song and falling to his knees to be dramatic, but also?? David singing lightly while he does something mindlessly??? Dwayne humming into your hair while you cuddle and listen to music??? Marko and you screaming the lyrics to a song while on the boardwalk because neither of you care what others think of you??? Star singing you to sleep when you can't???? Mind very full thank you babe

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Steven in 2017 🤘

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Finally decided to download cyberpunk.

Have hella slow internet and it’s already at 76%.

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Alright some more bat boy headcannons: food edition

So I was just eating a mango and I was thinking about what the boys in bat form would eat so here you go

I wouldn't really say they're vampire bats, they just really have no defined breed so they don't have any defined eating habits.

David is the fruit eater, and very fancy about it. Raspberries, mango, banana, etc.

He is a lot more cuddly in bat form, especially with Lucy since she is so kind to them. So there are alot of times he'll come in at night and sit on her shoulder and she'll feed him whatever fruit she is eating and give him pets.

Dwayne is about the same but you don't really see him in bat form much. David uses it as a type of escapism but Dwayne likes being exactly how he is. But when it comes to fruit, banana is his favorite.

Paul and Marko are well, chaos. Like when feeding on humans, in bat form they're extra messy. Though David hates the idea of it, they also enjoy eating bugs. Marko even in his usual form (because he's Marko)

Also like in their usual form, they'll eat anything. Paul's favorite thing to do is circle above the boardwalk and snag people's food and wreak havoc.

They did this once at the Emerson's when the both of them tried to carry off a bag of Sam's skittles and he took them out with a broom. So they don't do it much there.

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People are strange when you’re a stranger.

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Ok well actually I have one friend but that’s it

DAMMIT

They cut down one of the three trees near one of the entrances to the trailer park

Cons: there was a dove nest in there as well as a few crows nests

Pros: no more ticks, my friends and I can sit there like it’s the 60’s and 70’s while gushing over the beatles and dr hook....IF I HAD FRIENDS THAT LIVED NEAR ME AND LISTENED TO THOSE BANDS

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DAMMIT

They cut down one of the three trees near one of the entrances to the trailer park

Cons: there was a dove nest in there as well as a few crows nests

Pros: no more ticks, my friends and I can sit there like it’s the 60’s and 70’s while gushing over the beatles and dr hook....IF I HAD FRIENDS THAT LIVED NEAR ME AND LISTENED TO THOSE BANDS

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i slowed down lil nas x's music video to see what was thrown at him during his trial and it turns out it was a butt plug

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not this shit again

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I told my daughter, “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?” She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. “It’s true!”

“When was the last time you ate a monkey?!”