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I just watched Night of the Zoopocalypse

Great movie honestly, I don't know why I haven't heard of it until now because it came out last year?? Anyway I loved it and really wanted to doodle my favourite characters Dan, Gracie and Poot. It was honestly just so cute and the animation style was great, I tried to kind of mimic it with this drawing but it's not the most accurate tbh.

Ik this is different from my usual posts, but the movie was so fun, I definitely recommend it!

(for my warrior cats followers, Dan is basically Tigerclaw but mountain lion, it's great)

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As a Gravity Falls fan, I am thrilled that the Book of Bill exists and has drummed up interest in the show again, reenergized the fandom, and all the other good things that come with that

Have I read it? No, for a few reasons mostly tied to how, unfortunately, Dipper-like I am

I was not aware how deeply a superstitious and easily scared person I am until the book came out

My first thought was, ‘mmmm, maybe I don’t want to bring that energy into my home, where I live. And sleep.’

Then I saw a (genuinely well done and impressive) spooky comic rendition of the Zombie Scene™️ and said ‘Nope! No thank you, none of that please’

So I haven’t read it and unfortunately for me, I don’t think I ever will 😅

Side story: A friend of mine got me a little Bill plushie for Christmas one year and at first I was happy and excited about it, but now he sits on the top shelf of my desk, facing the ceiling because A) I don’t want the eye looking at me and B) I’m to scared to hide him or put him away anywhere else

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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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Me, selecting filters on Ao3

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The most human thing a character can do is contradict themselves.

The cynic who still carries a childhood stuffed animal.

The liar who craves honesty.

The overthinker who makes reckless decisions.

The heartbreaker who believes in soulmates.

The pacifist who holds lifelong grudges.

The tough guy who cries during old movies.

The thrill-seeker who's terrified of commitment.

The grump who’s unfailingly polite to waitstaff.

People aren’t consistent. Your characters shouldn’t be either.

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

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she is me

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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where would we be without tag wranglers. this links to ‘not canon compliant’. ao3 volunteers i am kissing you on the lips

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Guaranteed trope to turn me into a puddle of tears: One character using previous comforting words said by another character back to them when they need it

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Matthias you are so safe here my precious boy. People with no media literacy cannot hurt you here.

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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen