Question is, where are the spaces? Am I That One Insane Gurl, or That One In Sane Gurl.
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new obama quote??
so ive been getting really into lock picking lately and ive been spending every minute practicing so anyways i went to sleep last night and i was in a dungeon and i was like chained to the wall and i got really excited and started picking the lock on my cuffs and then the music stopped ( i didnt know there was music) and obama walked in and said "tis the folly of man that lets us be enraptured with the constraints our shackles use to bind us"
#and then the fucking female skibbidi song started playing#honestly hes so real for that tho#obama#dreamobama#obamaquotes#also the chains tasted really good#and i dont know how i explain because my mouth never went close#but i know for a fact dream chains taste so good#also can i just say ive never listened to the female skibbidi song in my life#i swear on my death#i think the worst part though was i immediately recognized it#actually new theory#gen alpha is recruiting members to their ranks#by way of dream infultration#i dont know how#but i know they are
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what if humans are just asparagus
#okay but hear me out#what if we really are#and life is a simulation#and i think that we kind of look like asparagus if you squint really hard#also i took a few too many Tylenol#also im eatin asparagus#am i eating humanity#thats cringe
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Hear me out
An AI chatbot website but it gives you personalized stats. Basically character AI and a personality test combined. It will even match you up with other users who love the same bot as you and have similar interests.
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Nah bro, Faith is his dog's name. Dogs before all else.
Is it just me or is it midly concerning that faith is above friends and family 馃拃

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Don't just stop there! Be the reason someone should take a break from going outside at night. Be the reason someone should take a break from opening their mailbox. Be the reason that someone should take a break from breathing. Be that reason. You can do it. I believe in you.

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