ghost : why don't emo kids like high fives?
soap : why?
ghost : 'cause they're always left hanging.
soap : nice.
soap : I made a website for orphans. it doesn't have a home page.
ghost : haha.
ghost : why'd my dad go to jail?
soap : why?
ghost : beats me.
soap : simon --
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Dust, dear, may I ask the question of HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???? OR, OR, HOW DO YOU SEE, SPEAK, BREATH, HEAR, EAT- HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES YOUR HEAD?????????
(Also, how does your hood take the shape of your head? There's nothing there. Does it just, float???)
Dust: uh huh, it's terrified plenty of people who had the audacity to aim at my head.
Dust: (Ink beat them to it, ha. haha.)
Dust: (…ha.)
Dust: (that wasn't very funny.)
Dust: plus, my body is a manifestation of my SOUL, not the other way around. it hurts but i can deal with it
Dusts's shirt: bone hurting juice
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Why do adults never understand school shooting jokes?
Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience
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ROFL with Our Collection of Hilarious Meme Content: Relatable Memes & Dark Jokes! | Best Dank Memes
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IM SORRY YALL I NEEDED TO😔
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Well…That Was Unexpectedly Dark (23 Pics)
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I'm so funny inside my head that I sometimes laugh out loud while sitting by myself all alone in my room
Or are y'all sane?
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I ABSOLUTELY ♡ THE CONCEPT OF EMO REAPER
Reaper: oh, i hope you like this look. i put plenty of blood, sweat, and tears into it
Reaper: hehehe
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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
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