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*strolls into a brothel and slaps a blockbuster membership card on the front desk* ill have one sex please
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i dont remember writing this but i just found it and im dying
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it's 2am. what am i doing with my life?
#hufflepuff#harry potter#hufflepuff ftw bish#relatable moments of 2kgayteen#im bored and ready for death#i want to cuddle a soft animal rn
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tfw you have depression, but you're trying to act happy, but you feel dead inside so you know you probably look constipated
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my dogs think they're in a boy band
#this is their album cover#silly doggos#their hit single is a cover of#who let the dogs out#but just the barking part
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tfw you’re still emotionally traumatized from the last episode but the theme song is a bop
#relatable#i'm still crying#but it's so damn catchy#so i'm just crying and nodding my head#i crave the sweet release of death#ok i'm done
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i'm bill nye the science guy and you're watching disney channel
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Hello darkness my old friend
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A lonely king presides over his couch kingdom
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Jessica
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my dog thinks that this is how to sit
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this birb is colorful and nature is beautiful
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I bought some gay mike and ikes.
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The world is a good place and everything is going to be okay and I'm going to be okay.
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what is my purpose?
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why do my dogs look like they belong in an aspca commercial?
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Who made this speaker and why?
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