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So. I was watching TMNT 2012 cause I haven't for, like, a month and I missed it and...

I'm sorry, "I got some news, baby Ivan"?? Anton, is there something you wanna share with the class by any chance? Something like, I dunno, getting it on with a Russian broker turned mutant rhinoceros who you stole from?

I have so many questions. Like, how?? I mean I see it, don't get me wrong, but you work together like, a month! That's- H O W.

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Most of my stories started out as this

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Update: my plushie ate them and I managed to get them out so my streak isn't broken :D

I

Am going to cut my life short (along with my veins, most likely)

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I

Am going to cut my life short (along with my veins, most likely)

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Já... Oukej. Takhle nás napadat nemusíte >:'(

Možná nemáme Tatry ale aspoň máme historii

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Já věděla že můj gaydar tingloval kdykoliv jsem se koukala na Udatný národ >:D

Tady máte menší lodičku

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Ok ale plus points za kreativitu, většinou to není takhle hezky alegorický

S radostí vám přináším první šestici z letošní série ikonických českých lodí. Ani zdaleka není poslední, takže pokud máte nějaké přání, nebojte se je napsat.

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Letošní novinkou bude, že ke každé šestici připojím jeden homofobní komentář, který mi zanechali dobří lidé na TikToku. Pokud mají tu potřebu psát mi takové blbosti, nemůžou se zlobit, když se o ně s vámi podělím.

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I don't "I can fix them" love; I "they can be fixed" hyperfixate

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Na čumblr musím chodit častěji. To je jedna perlička vedle druhé

Co kdyby Češi na divadelní scénu neuvedli přeloženou verzi muzikálu Hamilton, ale udělali muzikál Masaryk na motivy Hamiltona

Just saying...

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Awwwwww he's a goober 😍

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do u wanna know what I bought

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Drugs

Naw but fr you prob bout some rottmnt stuff

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Yeah! If anything, glasses add to the attractiveness!

(am I right, @anabetel35? :3)

can all fiction forever please stop pretending like glasses take away from someone's attractiveness level. it's just false

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I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

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Rottmnt but it’s random quotes

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The Star Fandoms

No but it's so cool that they actually managed to solve this dispute calmly without fighting over it for another two decades

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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můj život je řetězec zvolání "kteREJ DEBIL–" mezitím co velmi dobře vím, že zmíněný debil jsem já

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Canon, I was the door

Watched future with the bestie cause she didn't watch it n now i can't stop thinking about bismuth n jasper fighting over broken walls

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I... Am not as surprised as I thought I would be

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do u wanna know what I bought

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Drugs

Naw but fr you prob bout some rottmnt stuff