the-arohaj

[the-arohaj]

@blodhaj please explain

> now free, Jesterhaj swims around, and ends up finding Clownhaj's circus.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. FUCK no.

> with anger in their eyes, they enter the (currently empty) circus.

DARIUS, YOU [????] [???????]!!

> for a while, they stay within the empty circus, shouting and making a mess, trying to find the Clownhaj.

[the-arohaj]

Blahaj wishes you a Happy Jaws 50th Anniversary

[the-arohaj]

Ye that ain’t happening hi smahaj hi jesterhaj please explain

> now free, Jesterhaj swims around, and ends up finding Clownhaj's circus.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. FUCK no.

> with anger in their eyes, they enter the (currently empty) circus.

DARIUS, YOU [????] [???????]!!

> for a while, they stay within the empty circus, shouting and making a mess, trying to find the Clownhaj.

[the-arohaj]

Hello what’s going on I see you jesterhaj get back here

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-arohaj]

Do not the haj

speaking from experience, doing a haj is great, you should try it

NO NO NO NO DO NOT SEX !!! NO SEX WITH HAJ!!!!! BAD BAD BAD BAD

[the-arohaj]

Blåhaj blast time

@regnbagshaj you have the list right

Alright gays I’m doing a thing

and by that I mean a note game

1 note- haiiii you’re the first person

50 notes- I’ll try to be online less

75 notes- I’ll ask my dad for noise canceling headphones

100 notes- I’ll ask my mom if I can get more feminine clothes

500 notes- I’ll start trying to accommodate for my depression better

750 notes- I’ll come out to my friends (at least the ones who I care about)

1k notes- I’ll come out my oldest brother

2k notes- I’ll talk to my mom about my problems

3k notes- I’ll talk to my dad about them

4k- I’ll come out to my mom

5k notes- come out to my dad

Tags:

@wolfthedrolf @angelik-mori @lostshulkerbox @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @urfavlieyemede

[the-arohaj]

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

[the-arohaj]

thank you Guldhaj

Well hello there! My deepest apologies for not saying hello sooner! I am the Guldhaj, I hope you have a wonderful time here in the blahajverse.

@thedivineguldhaj

Hi!

I was having a good time, until @the-arohaj trapped me in a void.

[the-arohaj]

Don’t worry @thedivineguldhaj, we’re the only two that can get through it

Well hello there! My deepest apologies for not saying hello sooner! I am the Guldhaj, I hope you have a wonderful time here in the blahajverse.

@thedivineguldhaj

Hi!

I was having a good time, until @the-arohaj trapped me in a void.

[the-arohaj]

Don’t worry @thedivineguldhaj, we’re the only two that can get through it

Well hello there! My deepest apologies for not saying hello sooner! I am the Guldhaj, I hope you have a wonderful time here in the blahajverse.

@thedivineguldhaj

Hi!

I was having a good time, until @the-arohaj trapped me in a void.

[the-arohaj]

"I will be!"

who are the other gods? does one happen to be a jester

Do not speak of jesters around me if you value your freedom.

[the-arohaj]

alright!

who are the other gods? does one happen to be a jester

Do not speak of jesters around me if you value your freedom.

[the-arohaj]

yes, but not anymore. they are trapped now in the void between universes. I can bring you to them if youd like

who are the other gods? does one happen to be a jester

Do not speak of jesters around me if you value your freedom.

[the-arohaj]

I need to EEP

[the-arohaj]

I know very well one of them. they tried to kill all of the hajar and a bunch of fish during what they called "The Entertainer's Show". I had to deal with them. they're no longer an issue.

I do not know Stella

who are the other gods? does one happen to be a jester

Do not speak of jesters around me if you value your freedom.

[the-arohaj]

"good luck"

A clown is the best entertainment you'll find!

What's up? I'm the Clownhaj! He/they, trans guy!

I'm just here to show you all that clowns are better than jesters, for no particular reason, it's not like I despise any specific jester haha!

Human form base by unknownspy on DeviantArt

#clowning around - Clownhaj's interactions with other hajverse members

#clown lore - Clownhaj's lore

All posts that start with "[Clownhaj remembers something...]" Are memories, and not roleplay starter posts.

[the-arohaj]

"anyway to answer your question befroe, I wouldn't really describe it like that, iirc Jekyl and hyde were the same conciousness but different inhibbitions."

A clown is the best entertainment you'll find!

What's up? I'm the Clownhaj! He/they, trans guy!

I'm just here to show you all that clowns are better than jesters, for no particular reason, it's not like I despise any specific jester haha!

Human form base by unknownspy on DeviantArt

#clowning around - Clownhaj's interactions with other hajverse members

#clown lore - Clownhaj's lore

All posts that start with "[Clownhaj remembers something...]" Are memories, and not roleplay starter posts.