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love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me

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going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon

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Sometimes I do have desires that disgust me. But I have other problems

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Dog, being super needy and “touch starved” (she isnt, btw)

Me: listen, we’re all needy and touch starved, alright?

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My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

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Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

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Nm just fatigue rotting on the couch, wbu

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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

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in my deathbed doing phone time for a bit before im ready

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Face planting. @henn_kim

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unbelievable find just now

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