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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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Lain in the wires

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unsure if this has been made before but i thought it was funniy

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COOPER! COOP! THE PEOPLE DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE ACCUSING YOU AND THE SHERIFF OF SOMETHING KNOWN AS DOOMED YAOI. YOURE FUJOING OUT THEYRE SAYING. NOW I STAND WITH YOU COOP I AM A BIT OF A FUJOSHI MYSELF BUT THEYRE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS DOWN IN WASHINGTON.

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I'm top dog like the best that you've had bark and I bite got a few in the bag automatic flash when I'm hoppin out the ooh that's another ooh ooh in the bag

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baby girl u are a very freak and straange. iam deeplu in love with u

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do it for the faggots who never got to btw

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gonna be real i mostly got drawn into tnhotl for the fat guy in a suit appeal. turns out this one is also a major loser which i wasnt completely expecting but certainly dont mind

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gregg rulz ok

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read The Nice House on the Lake, it's incredible.

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'90s Trek had the ideal budget for a Star Trek show. TOS had no money and had to make do with an ice cream cone glued to a dog. Disco has too much money and you can tell they don't have to control themselves at all. the happy medium is a show that overspent on sticking tubes to a guy last week so this week there's something creepy and mostly invisible happening in the same room we always go to

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what's your favourite colour and why

Black because I love all things dark and spooky

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Hint

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Mina Harker: Oh boy, I sure do hope that my dead GF doesn't come back to life and start killing toddlers or some shit haha

The nefarious Westminster Gazette:

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Some art I made of spirk based on “Romeo and Juliet” by Frank Dicksee!