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Ken: Why me?

Fulton: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me". You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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Isn’t it kind of dangerous for you guys?

FULTON REED and DEAN PORTMAN in THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS, season 2 episode 1.

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Mush Meyers deserves nothing less than the key to the city and a kiss on the cheek

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d3: the mighty ducks (1996) + newsies (1992) 

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The Mighty Ducks as the Avengers

… Because I finally wanted to write something...

OG6

(All from D1... because... OG)

Connie Moreau = Black Widow

Because she’s all the feminine representation you're getting until Disney gets off their asses. (Sorry Tammy, you're great too) Connie’s just better than most of the dudes. You’ll think she’s nice and sweet and then BAM! You’ve just lost possession of the puck. People always seem to forget, she is no lady, she’s a Duck.

Charlie Conway = Iron Man

Some would think he’s Adam Banks but no. He is a D3 Charlie Conway. If you understand Cocky Conway then you get it. Both Charlie and Tony are skilled without the drive to strive for more... plus the whole emotional angst left and right.

Fulton Reed = Thor

He’s out here, he’s the strongest, physical presence on the team. He is the loudest and proudest to be here supporting his team. And let's be honest with ourselves, he's a himbo, in the purest way. The god of slap shots.

Jesse Hall = Captain America

He can do this all day. Jesse is sure of himself, and he is sure of what’s right and wrong for the team, just like Cap. Plus he has the power and skill on the ice... and a big mouth that seems to just get him in trouble. But most of all, he won’t back down from a fight.

Adam Banks = Hulk

Hear me out. Does he want to play hockey? Yes. Did he do all he could to play? Yes. Did it get out of control? Yes. Adam Banks is Bruce Banner because they both tried and failed to do what was right. They have this immense pressure on their shoulders to save the team in times of need. Honestly Banner and Banksy both just need a hug.

Guy Germaine = Hawkeye

Guy is on top of his game. If you need someone to score you should hand it to hardworking and dependable Guy Germaine. He won't let you down... except on a few occasions that were a little above his pay grade. But despite this, you need Guy, you need someone who is leveled, someone to bring you back down to Earth.

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charlie 🤝 connie

shoving jesse back and forth like he’s a ragdoll

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i can’t believe 1) this is real 2) i’m just now seeing this

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the mighty ducks + tumblr text posts (2)

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I love chaotic Adam content

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I’m a cat person but I really like Dean Portman who is very much like a pitbull so… explain that science

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TMD Week Day Ten: Free-For-All

🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! 🎃 The Ducks dare each other to go through a haunted house. 

(Nightmare Fear Factory reactions used as reference)

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THE MIGHTY DUCKS #tmdweek ↳ day eight: thematic element spotlight — redemption, adam & jesse

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TMD Week Day Seven: Alternate Universe / Connie Moreau

Roller Derby AU or an AU where all the girls exchange dialogue.

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I stand by this statement

I have no clue why Kenny was bullied in D3. I mean just look at him 😍. Is it just me?

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I don’t know but it makes me real happy

how can these two be the same person?

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THE MIGHTY DUCKS #tmdweek ↳ day five: the many faces of guy germaine

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TMD Week Day Four: Getaways

*insert gif of Queer Icon Gritty playing duck duck goose*