#jesse hall

[gaffney]

when the obsession is mutual

[themightyducks]

So what do we do now... coach?

THE MIGHTY DUCKS, 1992. created by Steven Brill

[mstrickster]

Which one of the ducks is the first to introduce the other ducks to alcohol? And how would each of the ducks get when they are drunk?

This is fun. I hope you don't mind, but I'm gonna use this ask to shout out my friend @kaymardsa and their fanfic.

This fic gives a lot of fun ideas in the first chapter of how the Ducks act when drunk!

Anyway, on to the answer!

Now, I've seen a few people who write Dean as the one who gets the Ducks into drinking. However, that seems too obvious, so I'm gonna say Goldberg is the one.

I say this because Goldberg's parents own a restaurant. He works at that restaurant and probably gets stuff for free. So, I could totally see him asking his mom if he could take some food for a party and sneaking out some alcohol.

Anyway, the next part! Their drunk personalities!

Dean: I'm gonna start with Dean cause I can. He is the fun drunk. He likes to party and have fun. So, drunk him is just that too an extremely. He is the drunk who buys drinks for all and yells how he loves all his friends. He also becomes the ultimate hype man and wingman for his friends.

Fulton: I could see Fulton having levels like Amy from Brooklyn 99. Like after his first drink, he isn't affected. By the second, he will laugh at anything. By the third, he is the loud drunk. By the fourth drink, which is his cap currently, he is the emotional drunk. At 4 drinks, he has cried about how much he loves his friends or his girlfriend.

Adam: Adam doesn't get drunk easily. However, when he does get drunk, he is the promiscuious drunk. Thankfully, the first time he got drunk, he was with someone. However, his partner had to get him somewhere private fast because he wouldn't stop making sexual comments.

Averman: Now, because Averman is generally a fun and jokey guy, normally I could see him being the sad drunk. Not in the same way Fulton is. He's more. "The world is on fire, and we're all gonna die someday." drunk. Like he will bring the mood down fast. He does take about 5 drinks to get drunk, though. So he knows when to stop and will sometimes choose to be the designated driver.

Julie: Julie is the thief drunk. If she isn't monitored, she will steal things. This can range between silverware to at one point a fish. It was alive and in a ziplock. She almost never remembers taking these until she finds the items the next day.

Luis: Luis is the self-conscious drunk. He loses all the confidence he has. The first time he got wasted, he sat on the floor with Kenny and talked about how his confidence is fake and he's worried some people only like him for his looks. It makes you want to give him a hug.

Kenny: Kenny is the daredevil/trash talker drunk. He loses all the doubt, so he will jump off tables, sing in front of crowds, and smacktalk almost all his friends. He is small and unstoppable because he can often escape without people noticing. Kenny is a fucking menace.

Connie: Connie hardly ever gets drunk. However, the one time she did, she spent the whole time talking about Guy. Like we know, Guy gushes about Connie and how amazing she is. While that's how Connie is with Guy when she's drunk. Like I can imagine her going "Julie, look at the man, i love that man, he is amazing." Then she starts to cry.

Guy: Guy is the drunk that doesn't appear drunk. Like his personality doesn't appear to change. However, he does show the aftermath of being drunk. However, unless you knew him really well, you couldn't tell. Like you can only tell because he will start shortening everyone's name. That's it.

Charlie: Charlie is the dramatic drunk. Like everything to drunk, Charlie is a big deal. Like you think normal Charlie is dramatic. He's nothing compared to drunk Charlie. One time, when Charlie got drunk, he thought Jesse hated him because he didn't laugh right away at his joke. It's a mess.

Goldberg is the wandering drunk. Like unless he is watched, he will wander off. He does tend to fall into another group if they're at a party. However, it becomes a hazard if he is outside. He will walk into the street unless his is held on to.

Jesse: Jesse is the drunk who finds everything funny. He will laugh at anything even if it isn't funny. He will even get others to laugh because "come on man that was hilarious." It never is.

Russ: Russ is the spacey drunk. He will lose track of conversations before they even start. He will also argue with people that he knows what they are talking about. Yes, he completely heard you and understands. Stop asking!

Dwayne: Dwayne is the profound drunk. He is a true drunk philosopher. Weirdly, most of his observations make sense to the non-drunk mind. One of his greatest hits was "Why do humans feel like we control the world? We are nothing without the food we eat and the water we eat." It almost cause Averman to have an existential crisis.

Thank you, nonnie!

[marthaskane]

THE MIGHTY DUCKS (1992) dir. stephen herek

[serendipitysae]

A single mom, who works five jobs … 🎶

I keep pushing the Kenny Wu annnoyed era, and I’m never going to stop.

[ciaossu-imagines]

Again, loving up some underloved fandoms here on Ciaossu-Imagines, so throwing out some headcanons I have about The Mighty Ducks characters! I hope anyone familiar with these movies will enjoy them!

Starting with Averman, he’s definitely Jewish. I think he and Goldberg are really good friends because both of them are Jewish. They attended Hebrew school together, their parents are good friends, and honestly they really rely on each other around the holiday season. Neither boy is ashamed of being Jewish or anything, but especially around the time period those movies are set, Hannukah was not as popular or as talked about as Christmas was. And when all your friends are talking about Christmas and their plans and the gifts they’ll get and all the celebrations you hear about are Christianity based, it’s hard not to feel a little left out so both boys’ kind of really like having another friend they can talk to about their Hannukah plans who will get it. Bonus headcanon but I think Averman has a bigger love of hockey and was the one to get Goldberg into the sport.

Hot take on Adam – I don’t think he’s this abused kid trying desperately to please Daddy. I think that while his father might have high expectations for Adam, his father isn’t really abusive. I think a lot of the pressure that Adam feels – and boy, does he feel a lot – is pressure that Adam puts on himself. I do see Adam as having some issues with perfectionism, with being way too hard on himself, and he struggles with anxiety and a need to be perfect but it’s because Adam himself knows that he’s got a lot of talent and he doesn’t want to waste that talent.

Charlie’s actually got a few hidden skills but the one that ends up surprising most people is that, at one point in his life, Charlie got really into magic and he’s pretty good with a couple of tricks, mostly sleight of hand stuff.

Tammy did enjoy playing hockey, I won’t pretend that she didn’t. But I think when it came down to it, she enjoyed figure skating a lot more. There was more pageantry in that sport, more creativity and more glamour in her mind and I think she left the Ducks before the second movie because she really did want to focus on figure skating and competing in that area. She did win several medals, but I think she largely left the sport around the time she started college.

Julie reads…for fun. While she loves being active and has various hobbies and interests, she’s been a life-long bookworm. She learned to read early, and gobbles books up. She normally gets through at least a book a week and does read a wide variety of things, though she has guilty pleasure reading that she’d be embarrassed if anyone found out about, such as romance novels and the Hardy Boys books.

Guy hates carrying change around with him. There’s just something about the weight of it and the clinking sound it makes in his pocket as he walks that drives him insane. He prefers to carry bills for cash and usually lets the salespeople keep his change wherever he goes.

Surprising thing about Goldberg…the boy is not only gifted with a green thumb, but he genuinely likes taking care of his plants. He only got them because his parents wouldn’t let him get a pet…they didn’t think he was responsible enough for a pet so they bought him a rather high-maintenance houseplant to take care of first so that he could prove that he could be responsible for another living thing. Turns out that he enjoyed caring for the plant so much, even giving it a name, that he ended up wanting more plants instead of an actual pet.

Jesse has a tendency to argue just for the sake of arguing. He legitimately enjoys arguments and I have this headcanon that he found the debate club during high school and it’s the most at home he’s felt since playing with the Ducks. Like, those are his people, that’s where he belongs. He gets really involved with debate throughout his high school career and I think he wants to go to law school after graduating.

Terry Hall…still hasn’t gotten the grasp of gum honestly. Not saying the kid is stupid, because he certainly isn’t. It’s just that he cannot, for the life of him, remember that gum is for consistent chewing, not eating, especially if the gum in question is a really fruity, sweet flavour.

I really do think that Karp is someone who is really easy to take advantage of. He gets bullied a lot as a kid and he’s someone who just naturally is the kind of person who really wants to make others happy and to have others like him. He’s a very generous friend but the fact that he’s willing to do almost anything to have his ‘friends’ like him means that he gets put into some pretty brutal situations and gets used throughout his childhood and teen years.

I think Peter’s an army brat, or something along those lines. Something tells me that this kid is someone who moves around a lot throughout his life because of his parent’s careers. He’s used to never staying anywhere really long enough to form completely solid relationships. He’s used to always being the new kid and needing to impress and be tough enough to both make friends and avoid bullies. I also think that while he really would like to settle down in one spot long enough to make serious friendships, the idea of doing so kind of scares him.

Luis taught himself how to juggle when he was a kid. He’s also really skilled at hackeysack.

Connie has the habit of pacing around when she’s deep in thought. There’s just something about moving that helps her think better and if she really has something on her mind, she tends to go running or jogging. The tougher the problem is, the faster and further she tends to go as she loses track of where she is or how far she’s gone.

Dean can burp the alphabet. Forwards and backwards. He’s really quite proud of this.

Fulton’s worst habit? He’s really bad at sitting and staying still for long periods of time and he starts fidgeting when he has to do so. He’ll stretch, move around in his seat a bit, crack his knuckles, but the worst is his leg because he’s definitely one of those guys who bounces his leg when he’s bored or restless, almost aggressively so.

Dwayne really likes to sing. He’s not horrible at it by any means, though a little tone-deaf. He’s a huge fan, because of how he was raised, of any older country, with Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, and Conway Twitty being favourites of his.

Russ has the tendency to get cold really easily. It can come out of nowhere too, with no real reason for him to have a chill or to be cold. He just is. He tends to always carry an extra layer with him as a just in case.

Ken has weird eating habits. He has to eat all of one thing before he can allow himself to eat the next thing on his plate. For example, if he has fries and a burger, he’ll have to eat all the burger before he’ll start eating the fries. He can’t bring himself to mix and match his food and not even he knows why.

[lunarfleur]

୨⎯ The Mighty Ducks ⎯୧

Ken Wu

Just Can’t Say It (gender neutral)

Dating Headcanons (gender neutral)

Dean Portman

Rock N Roll (gender neutral)

Fluff alphabet (gender neutral)

Waiting (gender neutral)

Horror, Kisses, and Cuddles (gender neutral)

Sweet Kisses (male reader)

Lester Averman

General Headcanons

Kiss me, you fool! (Gender neutral)

Literature and Love (gender neutral)

Charlie Conway

I don’t want to fight (gender neutral)

Fluff alphabet (gender neutral)

Dwayne Robertson

Dating headcanons (gender neutral)

Darlin’ (gender neutral)

Speechless (gender neutral)

As Long As You’ll Have me (gender neutral)

Adam Banks

Rich Boy (no pronouns used but this is x girly reader!)

Denial Is A River In Egypt (gender neutral)

Every Single Adam Banks Thought I Have (no pronouns used!)

Game Congratulations (gender neutral)

Fulton Reed

It Was All The Same (male reader)

Dating Hcs (gender neutral)

Roller Skates (male reader)

Poly! Dean Portman and Fulton Reed

Dating Hcs (gender neutral)

Don’t Touch Our Goalie (male reader!)

Headaches (male reader!)

Miscellaneous

MTBI personality types

[catsunnyy]

i lovee love this scene of them all skating together so much

[ralphiesaces]

connie: god, I hate him

jesse: me too

connie: you don't even know who I'm talking about

jesse: solidarity sis

[euphoricdenbro]

The Mighty Ducks + Tumblr Text Posts

[gaffney]

guy in d1/d2: ✨ i need to stop jesse from committing murder ✨ guy in d3: ✨ fuck it i guess we ball??? ✨

[chadams]

i made a mighty ducks character sorter!! (because who doesn’t love pitting kids against each other) i only included team members from the original trilogy, but i can totally make one for game changers and/or all of the characters in the ducks universe! 

you can do the sorter here! reply with your list or use the tag mighty ducks sorter to share (i wanna see them!)

[mstrickster]

What kind of holiday traditions do each of the ducks have?

Alright let's do this. I have been taking notes and I think I have everything worked out.

So, I want to start with Charlie!

We know from D1 that Charlie and his mom go to see the Ice sculptures every year. I did some research and this apparently is supposed to represent the St. Paul Winter Carnival. So, I think that is the Conway's tradition. Every year they go to the carnival. Maybe after a few years, the other Ducks join them.

Maybe Charlie takes Adam there one Christmas and they share a kiss too

Anyway! Moving on!

Every year Connie drags the boys to the Holiday Bazaar. She loves to see all the homemade gifts and try all the seasonal foods and candy. Jesse and Guy join her every year. However, all the boys on the team have joined her. Julie and Tammy love going with her too.

Russ had never had snow during the holidays until he went to Eden Hall. So, to celebrate he organized a huge snowball fight. They actually get a lot of the school involved and Russ even brings a large dispenser of hot chocolate for afterwards.

For Fulton, he loves to go and see them light the big Christmas tree on West 50th Street. He started going when he was really little and it continued until he was older. There's something magical about it for him.

Now I firmly believe that despite his hard outside exterior, Dean is a big old softie. So, I think his holiday tradition is collecting gifts for the disenfranchised kids of his area. He did it in Minnesota, too. His mom started it when he was little and he kept it going.

Adam's holiday tradition is a big dinner party. It's more of a family thing, but he still has to attend. He did manage to convince his mom to let his friends come when he was a senior in high school. He had convinced her they had matured(they had not)

Jesse like Dean is a softie on the inside. Therefore his tradition is working at a soup kitchen with his dad and Terry on Christmas Eve. He does it every year cause it makes him feel like he's doing something valuable for his community.

Averman is a simple man with simple pleasures. So, his holiday tradition is simple. He watches Christmas Vacation with his dad. His dad showed him the movie when he was five and he loves it.

I firmly believe Guy is the cookie baker. So every year he bakes a huge batch of Christmas cookies. They give them out to friends and charities around them. His favorite is gingerbread and it is a family recipe.

Julie has always thrown a Christmas Eve party with her family. In Maine, they would go to a cabin. However, she also threw one in Minnesota the weekend before winter break. They used Bombay's cabin and Adam said it was so much more fun than his parent's party.

Goldberg spent the first year in Minnesota reminding everyone that there were more holidays than Christmas in December. It actually made a big impact on his friends and they all stopped at his house during the 8 days of Hannukah to give him a gift. It became a tradition from then. They would meet up before his family did the candle lighting. He would tell everyone the story of Hannukah and they would exchange gifts.

Kenny is stoked to go ice skating on a real pond the first holiday he is in Minnesota. He loves it so much that he does it every year. He didn't tell the others at first. However, Luis asked where he was going one day and he invited him along.

Luis' tradition is all about food. Every year when he was in Miami his family would make tamales. When he was in Minnesota his mama would save a few to make with him when he came home for the holidays. However, it wasn't the same for Luis, so the Ducks got involved. Guy invited him to his house while his dad was making cookies and Kenny had called Luis' mom to get a list of the ingredients needed for Tamales. Luis was so touched he cried and it became a tradition from there.

Dwayne is the one who decorates the whole dorm building. He loves the holidays and they would always decorate his family ranch. So, it was just natural for him to decorate the place. It's rather cozy.

[charlieconwayy]

Here it is. A labor of love fueled by obsession for those 90s Duck movies. After years of saying I was going to do this - I finally did.

This is a realistic take on what I believe could/should happen if the Ducks franchise is ever reprised. Shout out to the great guys at Quack Attack Podcast for giving me the basic outline to this story. A lot has changed in my vision for it over the years, but the ending has always remained the same.

Please share with your Ducks friends, and remember ducks fly together <3

[serendipitysae]

I like to imagine that the Mighty Ducks have a sleepover schedule in which they religiously follow. Like, to the T. Connie is in charge of movies, her and Julie always pick something adorable and rom-com like. The boys always protest, whine and complain etc. But we all know, they would never actually want to change the movie. It’s a guilty pleasure what can I say ? 

Kenny is always one to complain when the team are talking about the sleepover, muttering about how he can’t survive another night lodged between Averman, Luis and Dean. He always arrives though. And he’s always greeted with cheers and claps as he rolls his eyes 💀💀ALSO GAME NIGHT IS SO SERIOUS IM NOT JOKING SOMEONE NEEDS TO LIKE- PLAY DRAMATIC ORCHESTRA MUSIC IN THE BACK ITS THAT INTENSE. 

- Luis and Guy, the top two. -

Luis : I’m begging you, Guy my G, please, don’t do this..

Luis : After everything we’ve been through, you can’t. Have mercy

Guy : I am unforgiving and relentless, Luis, I have no mercy. 

Guy : *Places a +4 uno card down* 

* The crowd of Ducks go absolutely insane with laughter *

Luis : * Grudgingly picks up four more cards to his hand of 14, cursing in Spanish * 

[curiousaur]

hall & conway & banks as the PRIMARY COLORS OF LIGHT