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happy pride month

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Reblogging this 5 years later bc I hope this isn't a problem anymore!

(Originally reblogged on May 28, 2020)

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

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"people ship them?!?! wtf 😦" is this your first fandom? is it? because it's showing.

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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cuddling

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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love is the most important thing ever

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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crossposting here bc this tactic needs to spread like wildfire

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Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

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there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you