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I need a girlfriend, I genuinely feel like I’m dying, I haven’t been hugged by anybody other than family since I was 7, I don’t even care about sexual things, I just need a girlfriend so we can hold eachother, I can’t understand how people get into relationships, I’m terrified of asking a woman out because for all I know she’ll just try to ruin my life, I can’t handle this shit

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There isn’t a day in the week that can express how far in the week today feels

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hey can two people follow me I was looking through my settings and saw I’m at 98 and it being at such a weird nukber is angering me

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A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Kendrick getting a stadium of 100,000 people to call Drake a pedophile is glorious

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I just watched Midway…

I hate war…

I’m fucking depressed

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Oh boy, the rest of the world is about to feel the wrath of the IRS

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Ok, so, episode 13, what the fuck?

Just watched the first episode of Dungeon Meshi, I can already tell this is a top tier anime, the op also gives me perfect fantasy vibes, I love it

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*shows Falin’s bloody skull*

“You know what, this is the PERFECT time to play cherry ass ed music”

Just watched the first episode of Dungeon Meshi, I can already tell this is a top tier anime, the op also gives me perfect fantasy vibes, I love it

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Laios eating a raw fucking parasite to see how it tastes is straight up dog behavior, he’s literally just a golden retriever in human form isn’t he?

Just watched the first episode of Dungeon Meshi, I can already tell this is a top tier anime, the op also gives me perfect fantasy vibes, I love it

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Just watched the first episode of Dungeon Meshi, I can already tell this is a top tier anime, the op also gives me perfect fantasy vibes, I love it

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So I’m not too well versed in Doctor Who lore, but doesn’t the fact that there are now 2 active Doctors in the form of the 14th and 15th mean that even when he says his name at Trenzalore, there will still be one Doctor that lives?

I’ve been watching the series through YouTube shorts and lore summaries, so this is just a little thing I thought was interesting

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They call me The Big Cheese because these bitches know I stand alone

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Cheetsune Cheesku, mozerrellla hair dangles, mmmmm, Mozzeriku, Hatsunr Goudaku, Mai fucking chrese

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*Columbo voice*

Oh, just one more thing, see I’m a bit confused Mister Ramsey, you mean to tell me, that a shrimp fried this rice?

*Iconic Columbo sounds effect*

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Same

My relationship with the Jack in the Box plain chicken sandwich is carnal

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Twitter users are so stupid that they think 400 billion is more than 3 trillion ffs