the-blahaj

[the-blahaj]

:3

in the bed. straight up "hugging it". and by "it", haha, well, lets just say. My blahaj

[the-blahaj]

Well, I wanna stand with you on a mountain. I wanna bathe with you in the sea. I wanna lay like this forever. Until the sky falls down on me.

Please Blahaj?

(and would it be fine if mango would join us too?)

cuddles :3

who is mango?

[the-blahaj]

oh mighty blahaj of Tumblr. I come to you for advice in the darkest of times. What do you say we should do against both the uk supreme court and trump in banning the transgenders

look idk what to do tbh, its bad but im not the person to go to to figure this out

[the-blahaj]

anton

HELP YA BOY NAME THIS CUTIE. UH. SEND NAME SUGGESTIONS??? I’ll do a poll to decide later

no pressure tags @idk-here-for-the-escapism @itsviiii @ariella-has-lost-her-mind @aaj-fir-jeene-ki-tamanna-hai @urmumsfan @im-on-crack-send-help @under-the-purple-starsss @unhinged-as-hell @wh0re-for-w0lfstar @whydousernamesevenexist @zeherili-ankhein @miserable-individual @jerry-the-leech @daonedaonlysk @dayaar-e-ishq @lesbianpoetess @lovely-rants-alot @depressed-bi-twerking @silverstar07 @thetoastistoastier @transiently-translucent @yangthejeong @yeh-kya-tha @raindropsofloev @randomx123 @jeahreading @jellyshinchan

[the-blahaj]

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

[the-blahaj]

Hehe

Shork :)

૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა rawr!

૮ °-°ა! Did he scare you...?

૮ •^•ა he's sorry :((!

he did not scare me

sharks are not scary

[the-blahaj]

should I buy a blahaj? I’ve been thinking about getting one for months now

yes you should.

[the-blahaj]

Shark friend! I finally finished the battle jacket for my blåhaj!

The patches read as follows:

Stop killing sharks

Free shark hugs

Trans rights or I bites

Shark squad

Sharks aren’t monsters

Emotional support shark

Clean our oceans

Protect queer youth

I tried to go for somewhat political and shark-based patches. Also, please tag this with “blahaj battle jacket” so that if anyone wants to make one they can go into that tag and find my process on the whole thing.

cute

[the-blahaj]

hello :D

@the-djungelsgog

haiiii :3

[the-blahaj]

whats your relationship to tralalero tralala and can he kpop dance

what the fuck are you saying?

[the-blahaj]

Oh, great almighty Blähj, what is 9÷10+8?

8.9?

[the-blahaj]

Whats your opinion on the ikea octopus

very whimsy, good friend

[the-blahaj]

oh great shark of the infinite maze, favored one of the trans, may i give head pats?

yes ofc :3

[the-blahaj]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@translatingpostsinfrench

“Everyone needs the occasional French jumpscare ”

@the-blahaj

“Transphobe eaters”

“blåhaj is very cuddly and cool”

[the-blahaj]

are you more of a bla or a haj person?

both are good

[the-blahaj]

so true

[the-blahaj]

damn right

am i wrong??