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Send me 💭 and tell me what your character assumes of my character
Whether that be what they think of the character currently or what their first impression of the character was
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Get enough notes on rotomblr and you find people who have never heard a joke before /ref
I could never be a gym leader.
I can't hold back. It's practically against my core beliefs to give any battle less than our best. If I had to battle and lost and had to give someone money because We Didn't Do Our Very Best, I'd be ENRAGED.
What do you MEAN gym leaders aren't allowed to go all-out on everyone?
What do you MEAN I couldn't use my level 43 Mismagius to obliterate every kid who challenges me with a Starly?
What do you MEAN I wouldn't be allowed to let Berry wipe the floor with every pokemon team in a ten-mile radius?
We fought too hard for too long to hard to lose because "you have to give challengers a fighting chance".
Fuck 'em.
Besides. It would be insulting if they saw me battle someone with a freaking... I don't know, Rhyperior or something, and win, and then they challenge me with a Luxray and a prayer and I LOSE to that.
(I don't even like battling, but that's beside the point.)
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Secret base Georg over here I'm schrodinger's existence and even I'll probably have to pay taxes soon. Soon as it's decided whose dimension I'm legally in
Anyways, WHAT UP Rotomblr After Dark?
How's your utility bills and other adult shit going?
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Huh. Didn't know we had a dimension ready for moon living on this site
Living on the moon is disturbingly like living in a college apartment.
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You're WHERE
Living on the moon is disturbingly like living in a college apartment.
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It just might be something to see that gateway, hm.
sometimes, i wish i could be a pokémon. a silly idea, i know. it sounds like something a 7 year old would say. but i just cannot stop thinking about it.
i am far from unsatisfied, yes, and i am grateful to have a healthy and strong body, but i can't help but feel. detatched from my body. this body doesn't feel like my own.
for example, whenever i stare at a mirror for just a little too long, there are times where i feel as if i do not recognize that girl in the mirror. it unnerves me to no end. i wish i knew what to do.
i rarely ever cry out to the internet about my troubles. i know very well that it always ends in flames. but rotomblr, while a hellsite through and through, seems to at least have some decent people here and there.
so please. whatever do i do about this? is this a gender thing? i would love it if others chimed in with solutions to this malady. it frustrates me to no end.
thank you for reading.
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Switching between two forms, of course!
sometimes, i wish i could be a pokémon. a silly idea, i know. it sounds like something a 7 year old would say. but i just cannot stop thinking about it.
i am far from unsatisfied, yes, and i am grateful to have a healthy and strong body, but i can't help but feel. detatched from my body. this body doesn't feel like my own.
for example, whenever i stare at a mirror for just a little too long, there are times where i feel as if i do not recognize that girl in the mirror. it unnerves me to no end. i wish i knew what to do.
i rarely ever cry out to the internet about my troubles. i know very well that it always ends in flames. but rotomblr, while a hellsite through and through, seems to at least have some decent people here and there.
so please. whatever do i do about this? is this a gender thing? i would love it if others chimed in with solutions to this malady. it frustrates me to no end.
thank you for reading.
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I mean no such thing, we have a hybridization to our own selves.
sometimes, i wish i could be a pokémon. a silly idea, i know. it sounds like something a 7 year old would say. but i just cannot stop thinking about it.
i am far from unsatisfied, yes, and i am grateful to have a healthy and strong body, but i can't help but feel. detatched from my body. this body doesn't feel like my own.
for example, whenever i stare at a mirror for just a little too long, there are times where i feel as if i do not recognize that girl in the mirror. it unnerves me to no end. i wish i knew what to do.
i rarely ever cry out to the internet about my troubles. i know very well that it always ends in flames. but rotomblr, while a hellsite through and through, seems to at least have some decent people here and there.
so please. whatever do i do about this? is this a gender thing? i would love it if others chimed in with solutions to this malady. it frustrates me to no end.
thank you for reading.
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Have you heard the phenomenon of humans turning into pokémon?
sometimes, i wish i could be a pokémon. a silly idea, i know. it sounds like something a 7 year old would say. but i just cannot stop thinking about it.
i am far from unsatisfied, yes, and i am grateful to have a healthy and strong body, but i can't help but feel. detatched from my body. this body doesn't feel like my own.
for example, whenever i stare at a mirror for just a little too long, there are times where i feel as if i do not recognize that girl in the mirror. it unnerves me to no end. i wish i knew what to do.
i rarely ever cry out to the internet about my troubles. i know very well that it always ends in flames. but rotomblr, while a hellsite through and through, seems to at least have some decent people here and there.
so please. whatever do i do about this? is this a gender thing? i would love it if others chimed in with solutions to this malady. it frustrates me to no end.
thank you for reading.
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Well, I have a solution that could somewhat help... like flipping a coin and figuring out what you hope it lands on while it's midair. Another form, a split between worlds, but there will be no going back.
sometimes, i wish i could be a pokémon. a silly idea, i know. it sounds like something a 7 year old would say. but i just cannot stop thinking about it.
i am far from unsatisfied, yes, and i am grateful to have a healthy and strong body, but i can't help but feel. detatched from my body. this body doesn't feel like my own.
for example, whenever i stare at a mirror for just a little too long, there are times where i feel as if i do not recognize that girl in the mirror. it unnerves me to no end. i wish i knew what to do.
i rarely ever cry out to the internet about my troubles. i know very well that it always ends in flames. but rotomblr, while a hellsite through and through, seems to at least have some decent people here and there.
so please. whatever do i do about this? is this a gender thing? i would love it if others chimed in with solutions to this malady. it frustrates me to no end.
thank you for reading.
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Introducing the Union Circle!
Ever wanted your character to visit another person's character, but they're in separate universes? This is for you!
Union Circle functions similarly to Pelipper Mail, Mystery Gift, and Magic Anons. It's a setting you can have on your blog to be enabled or disabled.
If enabled, people can send your character a "Union Request". If your character accepts the Union Request, then the character who sent the request will temporarily appear in your character's universe. More than two people can participate in a Union Circle, too!
It's important that all involved parties must agree to a Union Circle before it forms. If any party does not agree to the Union Request, the Union Circle will not occur.
Too much for you? There's also Union Rooms! These are a lot like Union Circles, but confined to a single room. People can enter these rooms to interact with characters from other universes! Once they leave the Union Room, though, they will return to their home universe.
Union Circle can be enabled or disabled at any time by the blogrunner.
If the existence of Union Circle might break your plots, don't worry, I have a solution!
Sometimes, Union Circle can't connect to certain universes. The in-universe reasoning can vary, from divine interference, to tumblr being weird and glitchy, to stress on the servers, and anything else you can think of! Think of this sorta like the "Divine Censorship" certain blogs employ to prevent characters from being spoiled on future events.
Please reblog this post if you're interested in using Union Circle on your blog(s), or just want to let more people know about it! Only if you want, though!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!
That's all I can think of! I hope you all have fun with Union Circle!
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damn, another one?
Of what?
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What’s rawsocking I’m only 30 and I feel older now
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