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[the-chance-wizard]

True

Quick and light it is then

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[the-chance-wizard]

*increases probability that the mech will be perfect to 50%*

In case the spell I placed doesn’t work I will go for quick and light

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[the-chance-wizard]

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[the-chance-wizard]

Yes?

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[the-chance-wizard]

Saw another orb

I also saw a saw saw salsa

Pondering my orb rn

[the-chance-wizard]

Sounds good

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[the-chance-wizard]

I make sandwiches if that helps

Also I alter probabilities, sometimes using my sandwiches

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[the-chance-wizard]

Sounds good

Hi everyone!

Please reblog or reply to this post if you want to be added to the pinglist for updates!

LIKES DO NOT COUNT!!! I need written confirmation of your interest.

Thank you magical friends!

[the-chance-wizard]

Heeey, as a skeleton(for now) I don’t have organs, umm so yeah. But hey I love magical enhancements and that sort of stuff, and if I don’t enjoy it I can always find a new body to inhabit.

So, have fun making modifications if u want, mainly I have been having trouble with mana since my lungs decayed so if u have anything that could help that would be nice

*donates body, for science*

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[the-chance-wizard]

Pondering my orb rn

[the-chance-wizard]

Sure pls tell me

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

[the-chance-wizard]

Woah

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[the-chance-wizard]

Thanks, this means a lot

to any wizards who might find this on their dash, click keep reading 👇

your. incantantaions. are. impressive.

people are bewildered and amazed by your magical abilities, even if you don't hear people talking about them.

your spells are potent. they are influential on their environment.

your robes are lavish, and they are not overly gaudy. your brain is lying to you.

💖💖💖

[the-chance-wizard]

[the-chance-wizard]

The thiiiiiiing

I have seen many beings doing this, and I require motivation. I have decided that this might just work for me.

100 notes and I’ll clean my room.

200 notes and I’ll finish my LGBallT comic that I am working on.

300 notes and I’ll fully come out as aroace at school.

400 notes and I’ll come out as agender to my parents.

500 notes and I’ll fully come out as agender at school.

Do not feel like you have to interact! I just think that this is a good motivation method for me!

[the-chance-wizard]

umm ok

Tagged by: @the-one-and-only-vic-lociraptor

Last song: mr bright side- the killers

Currently watching: pirate software streams

Spicy/sweet/savory: love all but i guess id chose savoury

Relationship status: none

Current obsession: too many to count, mainly planes and hacking

Fav color: hard choice but i guess id go with purples

idk who to say so I'll go with @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @longshrimp @batch-of-pengwings @fattocatto-wizard

people i would like to get to know better game :)

tagged by: @coderiderr and @skyderman hehe

last song i listened to: Swarms by C418, I was having a moment yesterday

currently watching: Nothing rn but I am rewatching bits and pieces of Murder Drones and analyzing it frame by frame if that counts.

spicy/sweet/savory: My brain requires me to flip flop between sweet and savory or else I get very sad. Can't have one without the other.

relationship status: Yes! I've got a boyfriend and moirail they mean the world to me <3

current obsessions: Sonic, Murder Drones and uh... the Sonic Murder Drones AU I'm cooking up with a few others. That last one is really kicking my ass.

fav color: A very VERY specific shade of blueish purple.

tagging some new mutuals who I think are cool! No pressure to do this though hehe! @oddogoblino @yuriannecat @cherbearsz @nowonderi-nc @whitecatindisguise and whoever else might wanna do this!!

[the-chance-wizard]

Can I have a pitsa sandwich. Or something for my lizard.

Of course, would you like to modify a probability with your sandwitch?