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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

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俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.

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"Season two ruined OFMD"

Season two was beautiful with three of the most heart-wrenching episodes of television I've ever watched. If season one rewired my brain, season two rewired my entire body. Season two took both of my hands, looked into my eyes, and told me that it loved me.

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Vanilla wereralph energy tbh

Like that's a bad thing? Absolutely knot

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Caroline Bingley & Mrs. Hurst after Lizzie Bennet shows up, having walked to Netherfield: disgraceful. hideous wild-haired, muddy wet beast. an outrage.

Darcy: joke's on you i'm into that shit

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Drag King Portraits, London, Paris & NYC, (1995-1996), The Drag King Book, Del LaGrace Volcano

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I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

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my cattourney in courte: Your honor, and ladies, theydies, and gentlemen of the jury, my client could NEVER have committed this brazen hams theft of which they have been unfairly and unjustly accused. And I can prove their innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt with Exhibit A: ... my client's stunning, breathtakingly soft and beautiful feet.

the jury: [gaspinge in shock and admiratione]

the judge: Order, order! Federal prosecutors, I am appalled that you would even attempt this obvious miscarriage of justice by bringing charges against such a virtuous citizen, a paragon of irreproachable grace. This cat is INNOCENT! [gavel thonke]

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i feel like the gentlebeard couple costume game would be legendary tbh